Melee Bouquet
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- Apr 7, 2024

Polish Thermos Anon is known for his energy saving cooking method and porridge centered diet. Emphasis on poor as he is roundly criticized for his meatless concoctions of lentils, beans, and grains which he cooks in a cadmium contaminated canister. Despite the frequently hostile replies PTA regularly posts pics of his pap du jour on /pol/, quick to point out the ease, economy, and weight loss benefits of his eccentric slurries.
He notably refuses to add other ingredients (meat, vegetables, herbs, bullion cubes) to improve his mealy meals. The result is like something from a concentration camp run by hippies— a stogy, unflavored vegan sludge prepared in the most soulless and climate friendly way imaginable. It is the apex of carceral cuisine, only exceeded by theoretical bug-based diets or actual starvation.
In contrast to his relentlessly dismal food, PTA is a quixotic man. He enjoys the novelty of cooking with residual heat like a child would and promotes thermos cooking as a way to “solve the energy crisis” and credits it as the biggest improvement to his life in 2024. He likes to hike and has (recently) gotten a girlfriend. Fat and allegedly very tall, I like to imagine him crashing through the Polish underbrush, thermos in hand as his girlfriend trails behind in a wake of broken branches and flattened shrubbery.