Niggers Eating Cornstarch - And any other weird nigger food related shit

You WILL eat the nigger pizza. And you WILL be happy.
Isn't this an empanada but flatter, open, and cooked on a grill instead of baked?
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These are argentinian "little baskets".
 
I don't know if this is a real and scientific thing or just me having observation bias (cause I worked at a couple of safety net hosps so that black patients were overrepresented relative to the city's population) but it seems like black women in particular experience pica, the craving for non-food items. Every case I've ever heard of or seen in lit or even on TV where a person is compulsively eating things that aren't food (like salt, dirt, laundry soap flakes, packing popcorn) the patient's always a black woman. Maybe it's genetic, like sickle cell disease, and being willing to eat clay for the sodium content confers some evolutionary advantage to Africans.

p.s. Oh and per wikipedia eating raw starch like cornstarch is a (relatively harmless) subtype of pica. 🧐
 
I don't know if this is a real and scientific thing or just me having observation bias (cause I worked at a couple of safety net hosps so that black patients were overrepresented relative to the city's population) but it seems like black women in particular experience pica, the craving for non-food items. Every case I've ever heard of or seen in lit or even on TV where a person is compulsively eating things that aren't food (like salt, dirt, laundry soap flakes, packing popcorn) the patient's always a black woman. Maybe it's genetic, like sickle cell disease, and being willing to eat clay for the sodium content confers some evolutionary advantage to Africans.
I noticed this a long time ago when my friends and I would stream Netflix together and watch things like My Strange Obsession and clown on it. Literally every single episode that was about a person who ate non food items wasn't just black, but a black woman specifically. Meanwhile the dumb OCD stuff trended towards white men.
 
I noticed this a long time ago when my friends and I would stream Netflix together and watch things like My Strange Obsession and clown on it. Literally every single episode that was about a person who ate non food items wasn't just black, but a black woman specifically. Meanwhile the dumb OCD stuff trended towards white men.
tbh when I said TV, "my strange obsession" was what I had in mind. You got black women eating talcum powder, corn starch, packing Styrofoam, bits of plastic, you name it. I can't remember a single pica patient on that show who isn't a black woman.
Pica is somewhat a gendered disorder. Pregnant women are at the highest risk of developing it, so maybe it follows that women in general (and black women especially) can develop it. Maybe it confers some kind of advantage if you live in a land where you sweat a lot and salt is not that abundant. Not to say men cannot have pica but mostly women do.
 
tbh when I said TV, "my strange obsession" was what I had in mind. You got black women eating talcum powder, corn starch, packing Styrofoam, bits of plastic, you name it. I can't remember a single pica patient on that show who isn't a black woman.
Pica is somewhat a gendered disorder. Pregnant women are at the highest risk of developing it, so maybe it follows that women in general (and black women especially) can develop it. Maybe it confers some kind of advantage if you live in a land where you sweat a lot and salt is not that abundant. Not to say men cannot have pica but mostly women do.
A lot of little kids have it to some degree and grow out of it. Eating paper, chewing ice, stuff like that. I think it is a deficiency thing if growing bodies and women growing a body are the ones who get it.

There's some posts in this thread that show Blacks in general are lacking in vitamins, especially vitamin D. Women have a few days a month where they're actively losing blood and repairing their insides. Apply that to a Black woman who's low all ready and, I don't know, it makes sense to me.
 
In a related note, I was going to Trader Joe's a few years ago and a black woman called me a "fucking cracker" as I was walking in. Almost had a nigga moment myself but then I remembered.
Reminds me of a moment backing out in a parking lot and a guy hit me. Strictly legally that's automatically his fault for rear-ending me but in reality I pulled out way too fast without adequately checking, so in reality, it was kind of my fault too.

We both got out of our vehicles with fairly aggressive body language and then had this moment where we both realized we were white and just exchanged information instead. And neither of us even reported it.
You WILL eat the nigger pizza. And you WILL be happy.
It actually looks pretty good and as street food goes, it looks like it goes so fast it would have no opportunity to go bad.
I did not eat anything as tables of seafood and meat cooked at an undetermined time, sitting out in the open in a hot climate is outside the parameters of what street food I would eat when travelling.
Those giant stacks are super sus. No way that shit hasn't been there for hours.
 
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This image to me raises some serious questions. Questions such as:
Does Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson wash her chicken in the sink? Does she employ any cleaning agents in this task?
Is Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson acquainted with the taste, and texture, of uncooked corn starch? Does she take her corn starch neat, of flavored with detergent? Does she take it loose, or pressed into amusing shapes?
Does Supreme Court Justice Katanji Brown Jackson know why the ceiling bird chirps? If presented with the regular chirp of a ceiling bird, would she actively notice it, and after what period of time had elapsed? Would she even be able to discern such chirping were it pointed out to her?

I believe that Justice Jackson must be called before Congress to testify on these urgent matters. But until then, rampant speculation will have to suffice. Personally, I know she's at least running that chicken under the tap, like come on, gotta be.

(guise help, did I fuck up with the image? I read null's guide but I didn't paste the image in, I linked it from where it was posted on the site in another thread. should I not have done that? how do I into thumbnails?) thanks for the help, I'll take further questions to the thread
 
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(guise help, did I fuck up with the image? I read null's guide but I didn't paste the image in, I linked it from where it was posted on the site in another thread. should I not have done that? how do I into thumbnails?)

On a desktop:

1. Attach files
2. Find and select the image, wait for it to upload
3. When it is uploaded, place the cursor where you want to place it
4. On the image, on the upper left corner, there will be a button, "Insert..."
5. Click it, select "Thumbnail"
6. Finish composing your post
7. Post reply

On mobile: no idea
 
Does Supreme Court Justice Katanji Brown Jackson know why the ceiling bird chirps? If presented with the regular chirp of a ceiling bird, would she actively notice it, and after what period of time had elapsed? Would she even be able to discern such chirping were it pointed out to her?
I'm sure she has a clerk capable of dealing with ceiling birds. Remember, to paraphrase Chris Rock, are you a black Supreme Court Justice? Are you worried about ceiling birds? Get a white clerk.
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I'm sure she has a clerk capable of dealing with ceiling birds. Remember, to paraphrase Chris Rock, are you a black Supreme Court Justice? Are you worried about ceiling birds? Get a white clerk.
I'm sure there's no chirping in her offices or home, but that was the idea with the followup questions; let's say she goes to visit a relation, someone who doesn't have Help to replace the batteries, would she notice?

What's been really interesting to me with this thread and the ceiling bird stuff generally is seeing how much these things, a lot of which should be mostly cultural, are highly split on racial rather than class lines, it made me wonder how high up some of this stuff goes.
 
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This image to me raises some serious questions. Questions such as:
Does Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson wash her chicken in the sink? Does she employ any cleaning agents in this task?
Is Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson acquainted with the taste, and texture, of uncooked corn starch? Does she take her corn starch neat, of flavored with detergent? Does she take it loose, or pressed into amusing shapes?
Does Supreme Court Justice Katanji Brown Jackson know why the ceiling bird chirps? If presented with the regular chirp of a ceiling bird, would she actively notice it, and after what period of time had elapsed? Would she even be able to discern such chirping were it pointed out to her?

I believe that Justice Jackson must be called before Congress to testify on these urgent matters. But until then, rampant speculation will have to suffice. Personally, I know she's at least running that chicken under the tap, like come on, gotta be.

(guise help, did I fuck up with the image? I read null's guide but I didn't paste the image in, I linked it from where it was posted on the site in another thread. should I not have done that? how do I into thumbnails?) thanks for the help, I'll take further questions to the thread
>a supreme court justice wearing a literal juju charm to ward off against spooooky spirits she believes would be found in the elected president of the USA
if that's not a sign of where this country is at, i don't know what is
 
23andme sez I'm 100% Northwestern European (1 parent and all grandparents born in the "old country"), and while I do like cooking that's seasoned well by folks who know what they're doing, I don't season a lot myself. I'm perfectly fine with chicken/beef/etc seasoned with just salt, at the table. I don't understand seasoning to the point that you can't taste anything but seasoning!

Not that I can cook, myself....I can follow a recipe (and I do know how to make a roux LOL), but I have no problem with calling dinner "homemade" even if it's jarred sauce and boxed pasta. This is gourmet compared to my immigrant grandmother who made macaroni elbows with ketchup and thought that was OK. I'm a Philistine, I know. It's adventurous for me to put A1 sauce on a hamburger.

(I was pepper-sprayed by the police once, in my misspent youth, and for several years after that, smelling or tasting anything capsaicin-related would trigger a dang-near panic attack. I could eat Chinese mustard and horseradish, though.)

PS Miracle Whip is from Satan. Bring out the Hellmann's and bring out the best.
 
23andme sez I'm 100% Northwestern European (1 parent and all grandparents born in the "old country"), and while I do like cooking that's seasoned well by folks who know what they're doing, I don't season a lot myself. I'm perfectly fine with chicken/beef/etc seasoned with just salt, at the table. I don't understand seasoning to the point that you can't taste anything but seasoning!

Not that I can cook, myself....I can follow a recipe (and I do know how to make a roux LOL), but I have no problem with calling dinner "homemade" even if it's jarred sauce and boxed pasta. This is gourmet compared to my immigrant grandmother who made macaroni elbows with ketchup and thought that was OK. I'm a Philistine, I know. It's adventurous for me to put A1 sauce on a hamburger.

(I was pepper-sprayed by the police once, in my misspent youth, and for several years after that, smelling or tasting anything capsaicin-related would trigger a dang-near panic attack. I could eat Chinese mustard and horseradish, though.)

PS Miracle Whip is from Satan. Bring out the Hellmann's and bring out the best.
Where is the "Jump to Recipe" button
Correct about hellmanns though
 
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