Niggers Eating Cornstarch - And any other weird nigger food related shit

I was expecting something thrown together with french onion soup powder but nope, this was a made from scratch dish using luxurious ingredients. The only nigger is u.
"nigger-tier cooking" in my eyes isn't a matter of what the food looks like in the end, it's not 'oooh negroes like chicken so everything with chicken or lotsa seasoning is niggerish' or 'this kinda looks sloppy and greasy and niggers like fast food so it's the same thing'
it's about their mindset, it's the way they don't know what cooking is so they treat it like witchcraft where you can just toss together a buncha crap and apply the magical fairy dust of seeszning and someone food pops out
nigger tier cooking is cooking like the only food you have access to came from a prison vending machine and you never had a family member teach you how to feed yourself in the most basic manner possible
 
Italians move aside, this is how you make spaghetti
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I genuinely cannot wrap my head around someone adding that much sugar to jarred sauce. A pinch? Sure, if it's too acidic go ahead, but that looked like at least a half cup before the cut. That's just going to end up tasting like tomato flavored kool-aid. I guess the adage about their only baseline for "white people food" being cafeteria slop is true. That being said this is, somehow, still not as bad as DSP's sauce.
Christ almighty that niglet jump scare at the end nearly gave me a heart attack.
 
I rather eat something like this thank you.
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'He don sesun dey bologni?

Ye bro add salt and stoccc an d shiiiiiiet.'

Natural flavours are alien to the Nigger. Adding salt at every step means you are concentrating salt multiple times and that's all the dish is going to taste of; it is amazing how people can watch a video where a master of masters is telling them to think about why you do things and it flies right past their heads.

The biggest weakness of the nigger brained isn't being dumb or inexperienced, it's being thoroughly unable and unwilling to learn.
 
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Natural flavours are alien to the Nigger. Adding salt at every step means you are concentrating salt multiple times and that's all the dish is going to taste of; it is amazing how people can watch a video where a master of masters is telling them to think about why you do things and it flies right past their heads.
My personal opinion is the only time you add salt is to the water for the pasta, and then you add some of that water to the sauce, though. Tomatoes, onions, garlic, oregano and olive oil or butter. That's your basic marinara and maybe you add a couple more things, salt not being among them.

Adding sugar to jarred sauce is full groid shit. Enjoy your diabetes.
 
My personal opinion is the only time you add salt is to the water for the pasta, and then you add some of that water to the sauce, though. Tomatoes, onions, garlic, oregano and olive oil or butter. That's your basic marinara and maybe you add a couple more things, salt not being among them.

Adding sugar to jarred sauce is full groid shit. Enjoy your diabetes.
If you’re using crap tomatoes you add sugar, but only like a teaspoon. You don’t if you’re using quality ingredients.

Also, make a ragu with good tomatoes and
Mirepoix (onion, celery, and carrots) plus a bit of stock if you’re cooking it for hours. Oh, a bit of wine too. That with any meat is perfect and you don’t need a million herbs.
 
Fellow kiwiroons,
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Is my daily driver seasoning mix approved by the shaniqua seasoning mafia?

Trader Joe's is for white people only. Dat ain't seeznin whitey. Only da Lowry's will do.

In a related note, I was going to Trader Joe's a few years ago and a black woman called me a "fucking cracker" as I was walking in. Almost had a nigga moment myself but then I remembered.boondocks-racist.gif
 
If you’re using crap tomatoes you add sugar, but only like a teaspoon. You don’t if you’re using quality ingredients.

Also, make a ragu with good tomatoes and
Mirepoix (onion, celery, and carrots) plus a bit of stock if you’re cooking it for hours. Oh, a bit of wine too. That with any meat is perfect and you don’t need a million herbs.
You can get the same sweetness from adding carrots and onions.
 
You can get the same sweetness from adding carrots and onions.
I'll add a really small amount like 1/4 tsp. sometimes if the tomatoes are slightly bitter or too acidic (and I'm not doing onions). It's not to make them sweet though. Jarred sauce already has way too much sugar in it though, even when I do the lazy thing of starting with a jarred sauce and adding more tomatoes and meat and other ingredients to the point it's diluted by half.
 
I'll add a really small amount like 1/4 tsp. sometimes if the tomatoes are slightly bitter or too acidic (and I'm not doing onions). It's not to make them sweet though. Jarred sauce already has way too much sugar in it though, even when I do the lazy thing of starting with a jarred sauce and adding more tomatoes and meat and other ingredients to the point it's diluted by half.
I don’t understand white peoples using those horrendous jarred sauces when you can make a a perfect delicious sauce very easily fresh and in just a few minutes more.
 
You WILL eat the nigger pizza. And you WILL be happy.

I've been to the Forodhani Night Market in Stone Town. I didn't try Zanzibar Pizza. The market was mainly tables covered in cooked seafood and meat. I did not eat anything as tables of seafood and meat cooked at an undetermined time, sitting out in the open in a hot climate is outside the parameters of what street food I would eat when travelling.

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