Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[AnOminous]

The women I imagine would just be disturbed to find a lumbering walrus approaching them, who then starts to lisp odd statements with a stench of meatloaf and shit beer on his breath.

It wouldn't be long before he would start telling them he's kind of a big deal (because fat) on the Internet and start going on about plights and stalker childs who gangstalk him as part of a huge conspiracy with a guy named Bobby Gayporn and then she calls the men in the white coats.

 

[Divine right to rule]

I am kind of mad because Boomia could have been so much funnier with this.

Like hiding different calling cards in the hovel.

Imagine the spectacle when other guests find them.

"Sir, I found this Pepperoni-Salami with a selfmade wrapper that says "Fatrick's finest", can I have some?"
"Why are there flyers advocating Bitcoin between the couch cushions?"
"There was a Trump plushie hidden in the cupboard"
"There was a children's drawing of a fat man throwing baloons at tanks in here, maybe someone forgot?"

 

[femoralcanal]

(and a little disappointed if the OnAgent didn't label the two pictures (1) and (3) to encourage such behavior).

Ok now that would be fucking evil. You're a mad genius.

 

[FinnSven]

I am kind of mad because Boomia could have been so much funnier with this.

Like hiding different calling cards in the hovel.

Imagine the spectacle when other guests find them.

"Sir, I found this Pepperoni-Salami with a selfmade wrapper that says "Fatrick's finest", can I have some?"
"Why are there flyers advocating Bitcoin between the couch cushions?"
"There was a Trump plushie hidden in the cupboard"
"There was a children's drawing of a fat man throwing baloons at tanks in here, maybe someone forgot?"

Or curious flatulent Mandingo themed pornographic magazines hidden behind the toilet.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I went straight to nitter and was wondering why I didn’t see it acknowledged. What’s the end game there?

I wonder if there’s a switch Nikki can flip that sets something to auto delete all his shit when he’s raging hard as he likely is.

Otherwise I’m not sure what the point is or what he thinks it does, or where he learned it

 

[IsaacShraeder]

I went straight to nitter and was wondering why I didn’t see it acknowledged. What’s the end game there?

He was on a childing spree too. Way to stick a pig while it's squealing, Booms.
God what I'd give to see Pat's face upon finding the Mucci pic under the DVD player

I wouldn't be surprised if Rick panic called the cops over this tbh.

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

He was on a childing spree too. Way to stick a pig while it's squealing, Booms.
God what I'd give to see Pat's face upon finding the Mucci pic under the DVD player
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I wouldn't be surprised if Rick panic called the cops over this tbh.

"The stalkers are IN THE HOUSE OFFICER, I KNOW I'VE CALLED A MILLION TIMES ABOUT THEM BUT THE STALKERS ARE IN THE HOUSE. WHY ARE YOU NOT SENDING IN THE ARMY, CHILD"

 

[RussianParasite]

I’m honestly glad this brave pest didn’t do something biologically gross as Pat would actually have a legit grievance. This gets the same silly reaction from Pat without having done anything that could be construed as illegal in any sense. Totally harmless prank.

I wouldn't be surprised if Rick panic called the cops over this tbh.

Does SWATting himself again count as calling the cops in a panic?

 

[Mr Moonface]

lol, owned:

 

[Schpoots]

They're in the walls, stalker child.

 

[ChampFantana]

Is this really what normies are watching? I guess that's why they're so stupid.

Also it's Norm MACDonald. He has an "a" in there.

Inserting his best shaggy dog joke as a palate cleanser.

I REALLY hate living in a world where Norm is dead, yet Colbert survives to queef out multiple loads from Liebowitz every day.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Compete? Don't flatter yourself. You get sloppy thirds after me and reviewbrah.

I can't wait for reviewbrah's review on fucking Pat's porculent asshole.

 

[John_Smith]

I am kind of mad because Boomia could have been so much funnier with this.

Like hiding different calling cards in the hovel.

The bit is not over. We previously saw the photos from Hoolies and the back of the ha' hovel. Now we see that there was a perimeter breach. Boomia may have more to reveal, and if so, 'tis best 'twere done slowly, like removing a band-aid or a strip of duct tape. I'm sure Boomia wants Piggy in prime oinking condition for ConFusion.

Maybe he also left a thank you note to Nikki from Quasi. "Dearest Nikki, thank you ever so much for giving me full satisfaction by paying off your husband's $83, 736.99 debt to me. Yours in Christ, Quasi101."

If he had known about the dvd player, he could have left a dvd in it. A dvd with Piggy's porn double doing porn things. The title might be "Pat's Home Movie" part 3" or something. It wouldn't be for Piggy to find. It would be for one of the airbnb guests to find.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

A funster has officially breached the half-hovel! (A) (L)

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boomia is the perfect antagonist for pat's main character syndrome. pat imagines his rivals to be the 2 most powerful men in the world but, no, those guys will never know he exists let alone care. pat's true rival is boomia.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

boomia is the perfect antagonist for pat's main character syndrome. pat imagines his rivals to be the 2 most powerful men in the world but, no, those guys will never know he exists let alone care. pat's true rival is boomia.

If Boomucci is to be believed, he’s got a law degree, ~5 properties he rents instead of having a job, a comfortable amount of disposable income, 3-5 kids he spends a lot of time with, dual residency, pets, and many hobbies. Mucci bullies Pat and Pat takes it. They’re not rivals.

 

[Fallow Tallow]

boomia is the perfect antagonist for pat's main character syndrome. pat imagines his rivals to be the 2 most powerful men in the world but, no, those guys will never know he exists let alone care. pat's true rival is boomia.

Pat's true rival is the man who's too wide to fit in the mirror.

 

[Markorian]

I am kind of mad because Boomia could have been so much funnier with this.

Like hiding different calling cards in the hovel.

Imagine the spectacle when other guests find them.

"Sir, I found this Pepperoni-Salami with a selfmade wrapper that says "Fatrick's finest", can I have some?"
"Why are there flyers advocating Bitcoin between the couch cushions?"
"There was a Trump plushie hidden in the cupboard"
"There was a children's drawing of a fat man throwing baloons at tanks in here, maybe someone forgot?"

How do we know he didn't?

 

[FinnSven]

Pat's true rival is the man who's too wide to fit in the mirror.

Patrick’s true rival was Pringles can Jon, who bested him in every way.

Even if PCJ never published a sci fi novel, I am sure had he done so, it would be better than any of Pat’s.

While unfortunately he passed away before Patrick, Patrick still hasn’t mustered the guts to piss on his grave like he promised.

So PCJ still wins in death.

 

[Maude Snew]

Patrick’s true rival was Pringles can Jon, who bested him in every way.

Even if PCJ never published a sci fi novel, I am sure had he done so, it would be better than any of Pat’s.

While unfortunately he passed away before Patrick, Patrick still hasn’t mustered the guts to piss on his grave like he promised.

So PCJ still wins in death.

Your grave is not my toilet, friend, enjoy heaven. - Thin Rick

 

[TerminalTryHard]

I've got to apologize, I've given Boomia shit in this thread for constantly threatening to rent Pat's airbnb and never did it but little did I know that the mad lad was waiting for the inauguration to do it.

I wonder how think the hovel walls are? Do you think he got good sound of Pat raging in real time?