Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v 2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Fallow Tallow]

boomia is the perfect antagonist for pat's main character syndrome. pat imagines his rivals to be the 2 most powerful men in the world but, no, those guys will never know he exists let alone care. pat's true rival is boomia.

Pat's true rival is the man who's too wide to fit in the mirror.

 

[Markorian]

I am kind of mad because Boomia could have been so much funnier with this.

Like hiding different calling cards in the hovel.

Imagine the spectacle when other guests find them.

"Sir, I found this Pepperoni-Salami with a selfmade wrapper that says "Fatrick's finest", can I have some?"
"Why are there flyers advocating Bitcoin between the couch cushions?"
"There was a Trump plushie hidden in the cupboard"
"There was a children's drawing of a fat man throwing baloons at tanks in here, maybe someone forgot?"

How do we know he didn't?

 

[FinnSven]

Pat's true rival is the man who's too wide to fit in the mirror.

Patrick’s true rival was Pringles can Jon, who bested him in every way.

Even if PCJ never published a sci fi novel, I am sure had he done so, it would be better than any of Pat’s.

While unfortunately he passed away before Patrick, Patrick still hasn’t mustered the guts to piss on his grave like he promised.

So PCJ still wins in death.

 

[Maude Snew]

Patrick’s true rival was Pringles can Jon, who bested him in every way.

Even if PCJ never published a sci fi novel, I am sure had he done so, it would be better than any of Pat’s.

While unfortunately he passed away before Patrick, Patrick still hasn’t mustered the guts to piss on his grave like he promised.

So PCJ still wins in death.

Your grave is not my toilet, friend, enjoy heaven. - Thin Rick

 

[TerminalTryHard]

I've got to apologize, I've given Boomia shit in this thread for constantly threatening to rent Pat's airbnb and never did it but little did I know that the mad lad was waiting for the inauguration to do it.

I wonder how think the hovel walls are? Do you think he got good sound of Pat raging in real time?

 

[mrfresh]

I am kind of mad because Boomia could have been so much funnier with this.

You can also get ones that make cricket sounds or even custom sound bites,
Imagine the possibilities.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

i myself wish boomia might have arranged for more pranks within the hovel, but the fact is that he stayed at Pat's place and left behind a calling card. that alone is enough to exacerbate the man of pig's paranoid delusions. it's another massive L - silent, but deadly - for the fat man. it would have been hilarious if Boomia left an upper decker, an unflushed turd, graffiti, a whoopee cushion, etc. but all that matters is he stayed there and proved it. Rick can't recover from this. it also just speaks better of Boomia and the funsters, because leaving behind photos of an actor is totally harmless.

Rick, however, will only shoot himself in his pudgy feet and that will be funny all the same. if anything, Boomia's stay was respectful, and he just "accidentally" left some pictures behind. oh well, c'est la vie!

Patrick?

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU WILL RUE THE DAY STALKER CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILD!" as he shakes an impotent fist towards the teletubby sun.

 

[An automatic clown]

A funster has officially breached the half-hovel! (A) (L)

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Jenny they've got your number
They need to make you mine
Jenny don't change your number

 

[IsaacShraeder]

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You can also get ones that make cricket sounds or even custom sound bites,
Imagine the possibilities.

Programmed to play random soundbites from the Josiah call during awkward hours

>tourist couple renting out the hovel
>get back home after a long day of seeing the sights of beautiful milwaukee
>go to bed
>I'M GOING TO ENJOY WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU NÄÈXT

 

[Fallow Tallow]

Jenny they've got your number
They need to make you mine
Jenny don't change your number

867-5309....

 

[An automatic clown]

i myself wish boomia might have arranged for more pranks within the hovel,

One of the funniest would have been to place & pay for a legitimate order with Domino's (pepperoni pizza, ofc) and have it delivered to the half hovel that the Airbnb guest is staying in, making sure Patrick was home.
I bet it would result in Patrick running out of the other half as soon as he saw the delivery car with the light up Domino's sign on the roof and flipping out at the teenage deliver driver. And then Boomia just casually walk out and collect his order while Pat pisses his pants and runs back inside.
Then leave a 1/5 star review and cite the incident

 

[grapeshark77]

Pat is currently trying so hard for another viral tweet that he wrote this, which I think manages to be offensive to men, women, trannies, and animals.

 

[Fallow Tallow]

What an insane, fat, gay man.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I'd like to bring to everyone's attention that even someone as lowly as the serial sex pest (4 restraining orders by women against him, got hookers to unionize against him) Russell Greer understood that when you are trolled you change your number. From when he was first being trolled by Facebook and Reddit:

How come he didn't take the way of the Genius Fatrick?

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

i myself wish boomia might have arranged for more pranks within the hovel, but the fact is that he stayed at Pat's place and left behind a calling card. that alone is enough to exacerbate the man of pig's paranoid delusions. it's another massive L - silent, but deadly - for the fat man. it would have been hilarious if Boomia left an upper decker, an unflushed turd, graffiti, a whoopee cushion, etc. but all that matters is he stayed there and proved it. Rick can't recover from this. it also just speaks better of Boomia and the funsters, because leaving behind photos of an actor is totally harmless.

Rick, however, will only shoot himself in his pudgy feet and that will be funny all the same. if anything, Boomia's stay was respectful, and he just "accidentally" left some pictures behind. oh well, c'est la vie!

Patrick?

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU WILL RUE THE DAY STALKER CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILD!" as he shakes an impotent fist towards the teletubby sun.

Fatrick still hasn't replied to Boomia's tweet. Zero, zip, nada. Very strange for a man that is compelled to correcT the record every 10 seconds.

He's probably running around the AirBnB ha'hovel, tearing up floorboards and cutting open mattresses, convinced that there's more 'pressies' laying in wait for him.

 

[AnOminous]

Pat is currently trying so hard for another viral tweet that he wrote this, which I think manages to be offensive to men, women, trannies, and animals.

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Biological sex literally is determined at the moment of conception. It's either XX or XY. It depends on which sperm cell fertilizes the ovum.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Pat is currently trying so hard for another viral tweet that he wrote this, which I think manages to be offensive to men, women, trannies, and animals.

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I may have mentioned this before, but that's not true. Sex of a human is determined at fertilization. I'll put my trust in what Andrea Rodrigo has to say than some failed science fiction writer.

https://www.invitra.com/en/differences-between-a-zygote-an-embryo-and-a-fetus/

John Hopkins University

https://geneticliteracyproject.org/2017/09/21/embryos-arent-female-default-study-shows/

 

[McMitch]

Pat is currently trying so hard for another viral tweet that he wrote this, which I think manages to be offensive to men, women, trannies, and animals.

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These pseudo-eloquent Reddit insults Fatrick likes to dole out really exemplify a nice intersection of Shakespeare and our own dear feeder; null. Just call Trump a faggot and be done with it.

It’s also ripe that he would accuse Trump of hating women when Fatrick, himself, is on record of having been convicted of a domestic crime against two women.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Biological sex literally is determined at the moment of conception. It's either XX or XY. It depends on which sperm cell fertilizes the ovum.

The fat fucktard is trying to define “the moment” as just before or some shit (which is a philosophical question far beyond him, and he doubtlessly has no concept of a point on a line having no subdivisions).

The egg and sperm are different from the zygote.

Anyway his side doesn’t even admit that whatever is there is human let alone male or female or spacegender.

 

[mrfresh]

Programmed to play random soundbites from the Josiah call during awkward hours

Put this on a cheap rc car and drive up to an air vent on his side of the duplex