"But why didn't Trump just pardon them 2 weeks before the end of his term while he was busy trying to prove the obvious voter fraud that brought Biden up to winning at 4 AM out of the blue? Why didn't he pardon them?!"
BAMN -- and thus, the Mayor of Berkeley, just as an example -- funds the migrant caravans. This is now supporting Terrorism and you could see that little Asian communist chick black bagged off the street and thrown in a gitmo cell forever for it.
He ran a forum. He was arrested because he was the first guy who proved the fedboys were no longer able to just throw a single court order around and get complete control of something online. The "dark web" and the like. Scared the ever loving shit out of them and they needed to make an example out of him and set precedents to give them weapons (legal and otherwise) to use against others in the future.
Sadly, The ExKennedys came back and sued Jello Biafra because he wouldn't let them sell "Holiday in Cambodia" for a Levis Jeans commercial and didn't give them special extra large royalty checks from his barely alive Punk record label, Alternative Tentacles. A judge then found that despite having written the songs, sung the songs, and performed the songs with other band members and other bands, the songs were actually owned "by the concept and construct that is the Dead Kennedys band" and not Jello specifically. They then promptly replaced Jello after stealing his IP and got a different singer to make versions they can sell for advertisements. IIRC, the latest of which was a Toyota truck commercial ad.
There is, of course, a Dead Kennedys song about this sort of shit. (Fun fact: They did this at a major industry award show they were invited to for some fucking reason as a huge fuck you to everyone in attendance.)
Jello has faired little better. A decade or three back, at least 1 or 2 before we'd ever hear of them, he was jumped by Antifa at a show and his leg permanently fucked up -- they claimed he was a nazi. This is the same Jello who has ran as a Green Party candidate repeatedly throughout the years. He never recovered from having the lefties on "his side" pull that on him. Around the time Hillary decided to run he decided that despite literally putting out spoken word albums where he detailed the very real allegations that she's had people murdered and her ties to NeoCons and authoritarianism, up to and including intentionally helping the GOP win elections if it meant keeping the Greens out, he would endorse Hillary and went full on TDS batshit, and has never recovered.
