Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[A.P. Hill]

Pat is currently trying so hard for another viral tweet that he wrote this, which I think manages to be offensive to men, women, trannies, and animals.

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Patrick Tomlinson is so braindead, he stole a tweet wholesale from TONY FUCKING REED and posted it like it was a brain-shattering own.

 

[Accidental Protege]

Patrick Tomlinson is so braindead, he stole a tweet wholesale from TONY FUCKING REED and posted it like it was a brain-shattering own.

Shame on him, plagiarizing poor marginalized gay trans minority journalist Tony Reed who is already facing the threat of state-sponsored genocide and persecution.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

No child Robert Prongay did not fart in my wife's hovel
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Entertain me for a moment.
If Boomia's friend let him sleep on the sofa that evening...
While Patrick and Nikki were also sleeping....
technically Boomia also
SLEPT WITH NIKKI AND FATRICK ?!?!?
(in a sleepover kinda way)

 

[NaggotFigger]

Piggy is still in a TDS ragepig frenzy Boomia faildox dopamime right now. That faildox on Robert Prongay was so faggy, it makes him even more of a fat faggot with bitch tits than he is now. Piggy is so intelligent, he said that his name is not Jennifer or Rick thrice more! Not a sign of low IQ, tech ineptitude and being a failure of an oaf of pig lard in Wisconsin.

Not at all, child. Never consoom washed out nu sci-fi series at all, child.
Not. At. All. Enjoy prison.
You.
Will.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Trump issuing an EO to invalidate affirmative action and federal-level DEI isn’t even the worst thing that happened to Pat today. POTUS is way more based as 47 than Project 2025 and he’s only just begun.

Enjoy impotence, Pat.

 

[FinnSven]

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Piggy is still in a TDS ragepig frenzy Boomia faildox dopamime right now. That faildox on Robert Prongay was so faggy, it makes him even more of a fat faggot with bitch tits than he is now. Piggy is so intelligent, he said that his name is not Jennifer or Rick thrice more! Not a sign of low IQ, tech ineptitude and being a failure of an oaf of pig lard in Wisconsin.

Not at all, child. Never consoom washed out nu sci-fi series at all, child.
Not. At. All. Enjoy prison.
You.
Will.

He looks like a lesbian there.

He must enrage pooners.

 

[NaggotFigger]

He looks like a lesbian there.

He must enrage pooners.

No child, I'm not a lesbian. Wrong thrice more, child.
I am a heterosexual man, and my name is not Jennifer, atalker child. These are your delusions again.
This is why your life is already over, stlaker child. Enjoy prison.
You.
Will.

 

[Patty Q. Anonlinson]

There's always such a Christmassy feeling and atmosphere in the Pat-Posting sphere coming up to the nerd conventions. I'm looking forward to the inevitable Boomia confrontation and meltdown.

 

[Divine right to rule]

It speaks volumes about the state of modern sci-fi that a man that doesn't understand 5th grade biology had some moderate success in the field.

The chromosomes determining sex are in almost every cell of your body from the moment of conception onwards.

And, except with some very rare mutations, are always either XX or XY.

You would think an ardent soyence believer and abortion enthusiast knew how babby is made.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

It speaks volumes about the state of modern sci-fi that a man that doesn't understand 5th grade biology had some moderate success in the field.

The chromosomes determining sex are in almost every cell of your body from the moment of conception onwards.

And, except with some very rare mutations, are always either XX or XY.

You would think an ardent soyence believer and abortion enthusiast knew how babby is made.

Yeah but you don't have a cock yet so therefor you're a woman.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

You would think an ardent soyence believer and abortion enthusiast knew how babby is made.

Well, first you throw your wife at your friend.

 

[Maude Snew]

He looks like a lesbian there.

He must enrage pooners.

When people get that fat there isn't really much of a difference, except that Rick won't get ovarian cysts from all the extra estrogen his fat's pumping out.

 

[femoralcanal]

Potentially interesting news near the end, kiwisters.

 

[Jackie's Abortion]

(A)

 

[Judge Holden]

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The Five Stages of Grief now begin...


EDIT: Area AirBNB maid now declares his authority an entire hotel


EDIT 2: Oh dear, somebody tell the Pharaoh we have a Hippo in da-Nile


EDIT 3:

 

[FinnSven]

When people get that fat there isn't really much of a difference, except that Rick won't get ovarian cysts from all the extra estrogen his fat's pumping out.

What about testicular cancer?

The rolls of fat could eventually envelop his puny genitals, and would that possibly wind up like an Undescended testicle and become a tumor?

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

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I knew he'd deny that Boomia was in the half-hovel right after an 8 hour deep cleaning session where he checked for hidden atalker child cameras and explosives

 

[femoralcanal]

- "Move on"
- "No I won't."

I know I'm a broken record, but where does he get the energy to be this much of a contrarian??

Patposting has been my favorite sport for a few years now (btw, this season the team is looking great), but even I often get tired just from reading it.

Here I am, reading this shit and laughing. Then I get to he 70th fearpaste of the day and realize the "load more" button at the bottom of the page, and it dawns on me how this will never end and out of nowhere I suddenly feel exausted. A mixture of revulsion, pity and desire for all this to be over, despite all the laughs... almost like I'm getting burned out.

Don't get me wrong, I won't leave I'm riding this horse to the bitter end lol. But he is just not human. Can't be.

Does anyone else ever get this feeling too?

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Here I am, reading this shit and laughing. Then I get to he 70th fearpaste of the day and realize the "load more" button at the bottom of the page, and it dawns on me how this will never end and out of nowhere I suddenly feel exausted. A mixture of revulsion, pity and desire for all this to be over, despite all the laughs... almost like I'm getting burned out.

Don't let the idiots win, child. Continue Patposting and enjoying prison.

 

[An automatic clown]

I know I'm a broken record, but where does he get the energy to be this much of a contrarian??

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