Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Helvetia]

i had a dream last night that she replaced her usual intro with the bob's burgers intro, and changed her ad to a video of salah dancing dressed as a jew. still wasn't as traumatising as that KFC bucket.

Spoiler: recappin'

this might piss me off, broasted fried chicken is my guilty pleasure.
normal intro
"special announcement" cameo ad, burger king one
open up, folded desk
chicken and wedges are already on the plate (it's a big ass plate)
looks like half a chicken
it's her favourite roasted chicken
spicy wedges, chicken and tamia which is a garlic (her words not mine)
water instead of soda
DIDN'T SAY BISMILLAH AGAIN!!!!!!!!! SAID IT AFTER SHE DRANK WATER!!!!!!
dressed like a garbage can
trying out.... she doesn't know what it is. called mixed pickles.
keeps fiddling with her hijab
it has beans, olives, carrots, corn, peppers - it looks really yummy actually. YUMMY!!!!
what a good combo.
already chewing on something
trying a wedge
she has a wing and a breast of chicken
telling us to listen to the crunch. i'd rather not.
they put some sort of "arabic spice" as the seasoning. my local broasted chicken place (run by syrian refugees, ironically) uses "Abido Broasted spice" . it has Allspice, Black Pepper, Cinnamon, Ginger, Nutmeg, Mahlab and Cloves.
DOUBLE HANDS the wing. chowing down.
just a lot of sloppy chewing
it's "too good", spoons some veggies. she's darting, very quickly from food to food, chewing extremely quickly.
chicken all around her mouth. inshallah.
did 30 mins on the treadmill. she's pretty sedentary normally, so she's feeling it.
other than that, she feels pretty good. it's so crispy
crumbs are dropping everywhere
her eyes keep darting to the door.
got an ad this time.
asked us if we're watching anything good lately
jump cut
they've been watching (laughs) texas chainsaw massacre movies. weren't they watching those months ago?
they're pretty gory.
silence.
let her know if we like horror movies. introduced to horror as a child.
she was being babysat, and the babysitters were older teenagers (18/19)
she had to go to the bathroom (aged 7, doesn't remember) and the bathroom was upstairs, and at the top of the stairs there was a giant poster of....... right at the top of the stairs, on the wall, a giant poster of............ freddy kruger's face.
chomping in silence. it's just awkward.
it didn't traumatise her or scare her that bad. she was more curious
nail polish is already chipping
tears off chunks of chicken with her hands and just shoves it into her mouth
bone
more stuffing
sound of something snapping open, then a bottle of water appears. it sounded more like a can of something.
it was many years later before she started watching horror films, her mom didn't let her watch horror movies.
one babysitter she had, had kids. she didn't care what they watched. she got to watch whatever she wanted when she was there
the texas chainsaw massacre movies are some of the best horror movies.
"this is a huge breast, this chicken was well endowed. D cup chicken"
like genuinely frantic tearing off of the skin and tearing apart the meat.
keeps laughing to herself.
doesn't feel like changing, she's in her pyjamas under the jilbab
doesn't feel like putting on makeup
just put on a little bit of mascara
so... yes.
doesn't feel like getting glammed up to eat fried chicken.
it's one of her favourite things to eat
yeah.
go watch the vlog. still picking at bits.
fin.

interesting thing i picked up on was the fact she rarely uses salah's name. it's always my husband, or "we've". she didn't use it at all in her last video, and has only used it once in this one.

will recap the exercise blog later <3

 

[lol cow supreme]

Gunt ought to try and make some friends so she can ask them pointless questions.
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In case anyones wondering, you should blanch lightly before freezing if freezing at home. This will help preserve color and "fresh taste" upon heating later. This is due to enzymes deactivating that cause deterioration. It should be a very quick blanch however, just until the color brightens. Not boiled or steamed until mushy. Be sure to dunk in ice water immediately to stop the cooking process. (ice and water. not just cold tap water)

Also, put your beans on a sheetpan with a rack if you have one in the refrigerator and thoroughly chill them before putting them in the freezer. This allows for smaller ice crystals with the faster freezing. Smaller ice crystals damage the plant cells less during the freezing process.

This also allows them to dry thoroughly before freezing.

 

[Random Internet Person]

@Helvetia from a Paradise Pearl react I watched, that “my husband” may just be that Chantal is trying to flex that she’s married and by extension desirable. And the reactors aren’t?

 

[Stop Gap]

Does Chantal stand off the belt and let the timer run for her exercises? Most people can walk 4 or 5 miles in 30 minutes.
Not 0.9

Edit: I see my times and miles are off. I based it off of an average biking distance of 7 miles per 30 minutes but walking is different. Either way. It still looks off to me

Her goal should be two miles in 30 minutes, but she'll never keep at it long enough to get there. A 15 minute mile is a brisk walk for most people. A 30 minute mile would be agonizingly slow for anyone who isn't a five-foot sphere rolling herself lazily along.

(5 miles in 30 minutes would get her a college scholarship. 6.2 miles in 29 minutes would make her the women's world record holder for the 10k. To put all the red X reactions into perspective.)

 

[boxybum]

DAY 1: 30 DAYS OF TREADMILL BEGINS! WEIGH IN DAY.​

(01/22/25)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=E22lhhn2qHA

Spoiler: Local Archive

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How is she not gaining? To maintain she only needs 2600 calories. We have seen her eat this in a single meal. The weigh in cannot be accurate.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

@Helvetia I think she may not like to say his name because she hates people calling him Salad instead.

 

[Clotso Coof]

How is she not gaining?

That's the biggest mystery in Chantal world. She's eating enough calories to put on 200 lbs since she first got to Kuwait, which hasn't happened.

But she may have poor absorption of the food she's eating. Have you seen how she often runs to the bathroom right after eating? Or the sharting? Wooooooosh...

 

[catbyte]

DAY 1: 30 DAYS OF TREADMILL BEGINS! WEIGH IN DAY.​

(01/22/25)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=E22lhhn2qHA

Spoiler: Local Archive

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What the actual fuck was that? Her cutesie, mincing cadence and claiming that "EXERCISE MAKES ME FEEL SO GOOD!" Who is she trying to kid? Shrivel Dick? Her pathetic VIBidiots? Herself? Yeah, Cutie, you've always demonstrated to the world that you're the most grateful person on the planet. What a crock of shit. I laughed out loud when she said that she would think about food more and what she was going to eat. Bitch, that's all you think about already. It's your entire life. And we would all love to see just how much Shrivel Dick enjoyed that travesty you threw together last night. Video clip or it didn't fucking happen.

Btw that deep fried broasted chicken yuckbang was particularly horrifying for some reason. Maybe it was the way she was tearing the quadruple-breaded, greasy chicken apart with her meaty trotters, or maybe it was the disgusting crunching, lip-smacking, and swallowing noises. Maybe it was her using those potato wedges and chicken as a delivery system for whatever that disgusting white stuff she had in that tub next to her. I know it wasn't much different than usual, but this one really turned my stomach.

 

[It's All So Tiresome]

Some choice comments from the Broasted Fried Chicken video.

Chantal exudes intelligence, didn't you know?

Must be a language (or intelligence) barrier creating the amusing situation here.

Got nightmares, went back for more. Makes sense for a Chinny Enjoyer!

and then for good measure a stupid no good hater offering a challenge she could actually complete in an 8 minute video.

ETA:
It kind of just clicked for me... are the authentic beezers just horror enjoyers?

 

[lol cow supreme]

How is she not gaining? To maintain she only needs 2600 calories. We have seen her eat this in a single meal. The weigh in cannot be accurate.

But she may have poor absorption of the food she's eating. Have you seen how she often runs to the bathroom right after eating? Or the sharting? Wooooooosh...

Essentially, and grossly, what Clotso said. Since losing her gallbladder she actually "struggles" with absorbing calories from fat. Due to the lack of bile storage that the gallbladder provides, and releases upon eating a fatty meal, the fat quite literally runs through her unabated. Not only does it cause issues with breaking down fats and absorbing them as calories, she will also loose a lot of nutrition and calories through the expelling of basically un-absorbed foods.

What her body CAN absorb is carbs. And once it has them, the liver converts them to fat and cholesterol.

Of the 592 calories in one serving (not the entire family size she eats) of KFC cheese fries, 258 of the calories from fat (36g). Not that she isnt getting ANY calories from fat, but with the loss of ability to process it, and the fat helping move other food out of her body more quickly, she isnt able to take in all of them.

Thiis in NO WAY an excuse to say "well I can eat all the fats I want my body cant absorb them". But Chantal would actually gain more weight if she switch to all carbs and protein for the same calorie count.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Essentially, and grossly, what Clotso said. Since losing her gallbladder she actually "struggles" with absorbing calories from fat. Due to the lack of bile storage that the gallbladder provides, and releases upon eating a fatty meal, the fat quite literally runs through her unabated. Not only does it cause issues with breaking down fats and absorbing them as calories, she will also loose a lot of nutrition and calories through the expelling of basically un-absorbed foods.

What her body CAN absorb is carbs. And once it has them, the liver converts them to fat and cholesterol.

Of the 592 calories in one serving (not the entire family size she eats) of KFC cheese fries, 258 of the calories from fat (36g). Not that she isnt getting ANY calories from fat, but with the loss of ability to process it, and the fat helping move other food out of her body more quickly, she isnt able to take in all of them.

Thiis in NO WAY an excuse to say "well I can eat all the fats I want my body cant absorb them". But Chantal would actually gain more weight if she switch to all carbs and protein for the same calorie count.

The human body is so fascinating.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

I have noticed for years when she has been oot and aboot eating fast food, she has to find a place to shit IMMEDIATELY afterward. I'm sure it was Salah's idea to get a fartbox with two bathrooms (which she always refers to as "his bathroom" and "moy bathroom").

Peetz wouldn't even use the bathroom off the luxury villa kitchen. Chins OWNED it. And clogged it.

 

[SpaceAce]

@Helvetia from a Paradise Pearl react I watched, that “my husband” may just be that Chantal is trying to flex that she’s married and by extension desirable. And the reactors aren’t?

@Helvetia I think she may not like to say his name because she hates people calling him Salad instead.

I believe these are both spot on; half the point of all this Kuwait arc was to have an attractive* muslim man "claim" her in the way Nadar refused to and have everyone be jealous because they missed out (if they're a guy) or to make all the women who are more attractive (physically and in personality) than her jealous.

Before Kaibella, Salah himself wasn't important. His name meant nothing and held no weight when bragging. If he was famous then she'd be saying "My husband, Salah" but like most people who pay for a trophy spouse, the person is just a prop. What matters is that they're young, attractive (see my footnote, no bolly) and prove to all the haters that you have sex**

Post Kaibella his name is actually now a negative. Now it's actually draws attention away from her being claimed and instead everyone focuses on what a shit eating, rape enthusiast he is. By not saying his name she just hopes to remind you she is married and move on with the conversation, by specifically saying "Salah" she'll get the knee jerk responses of "Woof woof" and "semen everywhere." which ALSO has the added sting of reminding everyone (herself included) that he cheated and she's NOT desired by this younger man and even worse, she lost to another woman.

The greatest win in Chantal's book would be stealing away a more attractive woman's husband. It would prove to herself (but more importantly, the world because what's the point if everyone you hate doesn't know?) that she's not only attractive, but she's so much more attractive than anyone else that this man chose her over his integrity, his family, his love for his wife and even his own safety.
He'd sacrifice it all to be with her and doesn't that just mean so much more than the stupid flowers your man got you, person-from-highschool-who-once-called-Chantal-gross?

It's why she was so excited to brag about sleeping with the married man, and why she was so genuinely shocked when no one was impressed. To her she just won first place but everyone was ignoring her on the podium to go see if the woman she shanked to get it was okay.

Dammit this was just supposed to be a short post. I'm stopping here before I accidently write another novel.

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* I do not consider Salah attractive in any way but she clearly did at the beginning. She choose him exclusively for his looks, religion and the fact that he was living in a tax free country.

** I will never understand how adults see this as a bragging point.
A note for any really young people who may read this: Once you're out of your mid twenties it's just something people assume you do or have done and the only time anyone will care is if you were possibly getting back out there after a bad break up, and even then they're really only encouraging you so you'll stop sulking over your ex.

 

[krazy orange cat]

I have noticed for years when she has been oot and aboot eating fast food, she has to find a place to shit IMMEDIATELY afterward. I'm sure it was Salah's idea to get a fartbox with two bathrooms (which she always refers to as "his bathroom" and "moy bathroom").

Peetz wouldn't even use the bathroom off the luxury villa kitchen. Chins OWNED it. And clogged it.

Salah really should have gotten a mini van so they could install the Amy Ramadan Mobile Toilet ™.

 

[Tiresome]

How is she not gaining? To maintain she only needs 2600 calories. We have seen her eat this in a single meal. The weigh in cannot be accurate.
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Uncontrolled diabetes can actually prompt significant weight loss. In someone who still runs a massive calorie surplus, the effect might be muted but sufficient to hold her in place. I believe she's still gaining, but slowly, but I agree not near to the amount common sense would imply, but if she went on insulin to control her blood sugar, it would likely cause her to near-literally explode in size.

 

[Mahavitchnu Orchestra]

Some choice comments from the Broasted Fried Chicken video.

Chantal exudes intelligence, didn't you know?
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Must be a language (or intelligence) barrier creating the amusing situation here.
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Got nightmares, went back for more. Makes sense for a Chinny Enjoyer!
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and then for good measure a stupid no good hater offering a challenge she could actually complete in an 8 minute video.
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ETA:
It kind of just clicked for me... are the authentic beezers just horror enjoyers?

These are the comments that survived.

You ever look at a really dumb, gross motherfucker? Take the abomination in the mirror whose head adorns my PFP. People who watch Cyraxx, at some point in their brave journey, will say to themselves, "That's the sperm that made it. The one that swam the hardest up his mom's anus and fertilized."

It must be impressed upon the one or two folks rattling around here unaware: Chantal heavily curates her comments. Any time not spent eating is spent deleting and blocking. These rocket surgeons are the winners. The survivors.

If my viewers were this obtuse and retarded, just one comment like these would make me question everything. I would go, "What the fuck am I doing?" and DFE.

Nope...Cuntie's brain is so full of ham, it's the kind of shit she'd pin.

 

[DCMediaSped]

What the actual fuck was that? Her cutesie, mincing cadence and claiming that "EXERCISE MAKES ME FEEL SO GOOD!" Who is she trying to kid? Shrivel Dick? Her pathetic VIBidiots? Herself?

She is so delusional that she actually believes she' s convincing Salah/VIBidiots that walking at a slow pace for 30 minutes justifies that monstrosity of fat and grease. If she ran the Boston Marathon it would not undo the damage of that meal. I agree @catbyte that was more unbearable than her usual.

 

[Clotso Coof]

if she went on insulin to control her blood sugar, it would likely cause her to near-literally explode in size.

One of several reasons I doubt she's taken insulin as often as she should. In fact, I suspect she only used it dilligently for a couple weeks after she first got it. Didn't she only bring one vial to Thailand for 5 wks?

She probably had trouble getting doctors in Kuwait to keep prescribing insulin once it became obvious she was completely noncompliant. She's unwilling to even show up for one diabetes education class. Insulin is dangerous when used recklessly.

The other factor would be cost. Lantus is about 48 USD per 10ml vial in Kuwait, and god knows how much she'd need to take monthly with her excessive carb intake. She probably realized it wasn't keeping her blood sugar in range with the amount of money she was willing to spend, then said "fuck it".

Chantal heavily curates her comments.

She used to block all comments for weeks at a time when she got butt hurt. She seems to have stopped that once her views got low enough.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

In regards to malabsorption and not every calorie available being digested…

I distinctly remember her casually mentioning that she had 8-10 bowel movements per DAY. She repeated that a few times and was genuinely puzzled when comments emphasized how unusual this was.

I mean, EVERYONE goes that often. It took a while and a number of people saying the same thing before she hoisted it aboard.

That suggests time that her digestive system is so stuffed, every time something goes in, something has to go out.

I can see her not absorbing enough of the right nutrients with the garbage she scarfs down.

 

[Mike Hunt]

She choose him

Agree with your post in general, though I do believe it's more that Gunt didn't have choices except for that one retard dumb enough to not do proper diligence before sinking his hooks into the victim full bore. If Poop turned out to be a black man in Nigeria who is knee-deep in the Christian faith instead, she'd be lambasting haydurs and telling them they're all going to hell (literally) in some fartbox in Lagos. Her advancing age probably put a little scare in her about remaining unclaimed and thus, in her mind, a loser in the eyes of all the cool girls she has long sought approval from since high school.

On one hand, she's lucky to have found Poop so she can still be the lazy fuck she is on dwindling YouTube payouts in some sad, sand kingdom. On the other hand, she might not have tanked her YT income in the first place had she stayed in Canada instead of trying to fit in the cool kids club in her stunted, fat mind.

Dammit this was just supposed to be a short post. I'm stopping here before I accidently write another novel.

As an aside, I enjoy your long posts. It's not like you're Googleshnging and writing circular paragaphs that lead nowhere.