Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

[Rick Nekieta]

In regards to Ralph and AF, it is obvious that both of these entities would have fallen even if the Casino never existed. There was too much internal rot and there were certainly a lot of alogs outside of the casino. I will admit that the casino probably accelerated the outcome to a degree. Whether they accelerated it by a day, a week, a month or even a year (very unlikely in the latter case), I can't say. They did act as a force multiplier on an existing phenomenon, but were certainly not the primary (let alone sole) cause of their respective downfalls. Credit where it is due and all, but let's keep things in their proper measure.

To fully embrace my Scandinavian prude nature, I'll admit that the sheer waste and excess of the Vegas trip really turned my stomach, even before the MM reveal. If you're going to budget 25K towards vacationing, you're better off doing 5-12 vacays at 2-5K a piece, depending on duration and location. I'm a simple man and favor the conventional road trip and cheap motels, but even more unreserved vacations aren't going to go over 5K. I'm fully aware that I might take thrift too far, but wasting 25K on a few days is a ridiculous practice by any estimation. My idea of "letting loose" is paying $2 for gas station coffee. The excess of the trip spoke to someone who was beyond the point of reason or diplomacy. The MM/Discord reveals that would follow were clearly the result of catering to a pigpen with low impulse control and degenerate tastes.

 

[Londo]

I kinda realise now that it was Blade via the clips channel that was doing the heavy lifting for them in keeping my audience. The show has been unwatchable outside of the clips channel. The gumroad was actually a good service because it was the one platform without retarded paypigs and 3 hours of interrupted segments that should only have lasted 30 minutes.

PPP YOU CAN STILL SAVE YOURSELF. ANDY IS HOLDING YOU BACK AND ITS CLEAR YOU'VE LOST THE ENERGY TO TARD WRANGLE HIM.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

it was the one platform without retarded paypigs

This challenges my perception that the gumroad content was EXTRA paypig heavy, as the humiliation rituals of the gumroad included, on the lighter side of things, a lot of reviews of dumb reality TV shows and, on (by far) the most extreme side of things, a viewing of literal gay pornography. Moreover, the gumroad has no limit on monthly contribution and it is my active theory that gumroad paypiggery is where the true "high rollers" drop their cash, the same level of paypig that leads to excesses like the Vegas trip.

Added in edit: I draw a distinction between "hurts the head" (dumb, but okay, do you) and "turns the stomach" (What the fuck is wrong with you?)

 

[Kino Dogmeat]

There are very few things they can moralize about, really.

Abortion: nope
Drug addiction: nope
Alcoholism: nope
Gambling addiction: no
Being fat: nope
E-begging: no
Hypocrisy: nope

 

[Rick Nekieta]

There are very few things they can moralize about, really.

Abortion: nope
Drug addiction: nope
Alcoholism: nope
Being fat: nope
E-begging: no
Hypocrisy: nope

Honestly, I was willing to give them a pass as long as "pedoshielding" came up as a yup, but even THAT comes up as a nope. The only tenuous case that could have been made is a lack of child endangerment, but this was undermined by 2/28/19 and the aforementioned abortion.

 

[jewsernotfound]

got'eem

 

[Rick Nekieta]

got'eem

I just noticed something, all of which is kind of a product of my image of Costco cake pricing and an offhand joke with no intended deeper significance. Sheet can also be translated to shit and the meaning remains unchanged. If anything, it deepens. Ashton posted a 1/4 sheet cake and I made a joke about a 1/2 sheet cake and Ashton made a joke about a full sheet cake on the show. I've also noticed that Ashton actually EXPANDS on our jokes, in much the same way he expands his waistline and his gambling debts over time.

 

[AltisticRight]

For all i care the same thing happens every day with modern pedo chasers like those jewish individuals callled vitaly and alex rosen, they go after pedos for cash and only a significant minorities of said pedos actually gets in trouble with the police.

>Paedophiles can't help but meet children to rape, Jews to blame.
You sound like a groyper. You need to end your life right now.

 

[All becomes gunt]

There are very few things they can moralize about, really.

Abortion: nope
Drug addiction: nope
Alcoholism: nope
Gambling addiction: no
Being fat: nope
E-begging: no
Hypocrisy: nope

You forgot one more in bold red

 

[Balldo's Gate]

ANDY WARSKI STILL TO THIS DAY FOLLOWS METOKUR MASOCHIST'S SECRET XITTER ACCOUNT:

(Archived just now)

Metokur Masochist went protected on his secret account with the name changed from "KinoTolerator" to "Touchinggrass" but the number of messages and likes continued to go up afterward, meaning the account must still be in use.

 

[Inebriated Ark Monk]

The show's been spiraling the shitter since they got back from vacation last year. I'll give them this, there's usually at least 1 good segment per show, but I don't think they've had a show that's been good start-to-finish in a while. The election stream was their last good start-to-finish show but that wasn't their usual format.

Yeah I can't believe I'm agreeing 100% but that's well said. Somehow you are legitimately the least deranged person in this thread since the vegas massacre.

Things definitely have been more hit or miss, there's still some really good segments but there are definitely some huge duds. Even the Destiny stuff (I didn't watch a lot of it I hate Destiny with a burning passion and don't want to think about him even for laughs) was very mixed, whereas in the past probably would have been a slam dunk.

 

[Oeselian Chad]

On 7/4/22, during the Jayden sleepover, Andy nearly George Floyded Ashton in a rear naked choke during a drugged up sparring session in their kitchen as Jayden howls and such in the background. You'd think someone who defected from AF would have seen enough sussy shit for their liking.

Also PPP stabbed Jayden with a kitchen knife, after he got humiliated by Warski.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

New promo just dropped. Today's show is going to be a Cambian show. I am 99% certain Ashton's doing a collab with DSP prior to the Cambian show. Last time that happened, he was very ambivalent towards KC donations that night, as he had already done his requisite truffle shuffle to pay his bills and had no interest in his puppet for pay antics. Kinomas decos are still up, Xmas tree and all. I am legit being psy-opped at this point with the refusal to take down the decos, but I gotta figure this is the same guy who had 10 inches of clutter on the entire floor of both floors of his lodgings with Surfer. Most of this clutter was unironically junk food containers and most of those were legitimately potato chip bags. Ralph noted at the time of the moveout that Ashton left his grandfather's Bible set, but was sure to get his 18 (not alliterative, literal) family sized bags of potato chips. Whatever clowning Ashton would pull on Ralph years later for prioritizing a gay self-purchased bowling trophy over his own mother's ashes, well, it was paralleled in his own history. I'm not sure when the DSP collab is happening. I'm just going to keep my eyes open.

Added in edit: PPP just wants to be the Canadian Ralph and I would just like to remind our pudgy friend that the Canadian knockoff is ALWAYS inferior to the American original.

 

[Harm]

Ashton left his grandfather's Bible set, but was sure to get his 18 family sized bags of potato chips

Brilliant move by PPP. You can never be truly felted so long as you have chips on your table.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Brilliant move by PPP. You can never be truly felted so long as you have chips on your table.

The chips likely did not last him 3 days. I wish I was kidding.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

You know PPP isn't a "reach in the bag" guy. He smashes the bag up first then dumps it into his gullet for speed and efficiency.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

You know PPP isn't a "reach in the bag" guy. He smashes the bag up first then dumps it into his gullet for speed and efficiency.

When I quit smoking, I legit put down 5K calories a day for a month and gained 30 lbs. Most of that was M&Ms and nuts, in gigantic Costco jars. I legitimately believe that PPP has put down a MINIMUM average of 5K calories a day in his adulthood, probably closer to 8K. He and I are of similar height, but I don't know about his metabolism vs. mine. 9 oz of potato chips is 1350 cals, so I guess he'd only need 2 family sized bags per day to hit 5K. It might have been closer to a 9 day supply or even an 18 day supply if he diversified his junk food consumption. Either way, yikes.

Added in edit: In the wake of his breakup, we can assume stress eating doubles typical consumption, so let's make it 4 bags a day at 4.5 days.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

When I quit smoking, I legit put down 5K calories a day for a month and gained 30 lbs. Most of that was M&Ms and nuts, in gigantic Costco jars. I legitimately believe that PPP has put down a MINIMUM average of 5K calories a day in his adulthood, probably closer to 8K. He and I are of similar height, but I don't know about his metabolism vs. mine. 9 oz of potato chips is 1350 cals, so I guess he'd only need 2 family sized bags per day to hit 5K. It might have been closer to a 9 day supply or even an 18 day supply if he diversified his junk food consumption. Either way, yikes.

Added in edit: In the wake of his breakup, we can assume stress eating doubles typical consumption, so let's make it 4 bags a day at 4.5 days.

Sounds about right to me Rick. Even when you were eating heavy at least you were doing daily activity and moving about like a normal person. PPP only rocks in his chair and gets up to take a piss. He's not burning any of the intake at all which is 1000x's worse.

There was a short time where he was on the snake juice losing weight fairly well. It's a shame he didn't stick with it during punt the gunt.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Sounds about right to me Rick. Even when you were eating heavy at least you were doing daily activity and moving about like a normal person. PPP only rocks in his chair and gets up to take a piss. He's not burning any of the intake at all which is 1000x's worse.

There was a short time where he was on the snake juice losing weight fairly well. It's a shame he didn't stick with it during punt the gunt.

I was tempted to account for activity levels (honestly, mine isn't that high on a daily basis, I intend to change that soon, I'm a few days delayed on a goal due to exigent circumstances), but then I remembered that the 600 lb life people can legit average over 10K a day. I don't know if there's "diminishing returns" after a certain calorie level or what, but the 10K a day should legit be putting on 2 lbs a day in perpetuity, and that clearly isn't the case because they plateau at a certain point. They might also have periods of 2K days for a while, I dunno. When I was doing 5K, I was probably doing 50% extra portions on my base diet PLUS the copious junk food. Right now, my only junk food is approximately 1.5 bags of potato chips per week at approximately 2000 weekly calories or under 300 junk food calories per day (I may get a sugar craving once or twice a month, but it isn't standard fare). I was at about 3000 base calories PLUS 2K in DAILY junk calories in my bad month. I would be a legit death fat right now if I had kept it up. I also have to wonder where he is getting his protein and his vitamins with such a potato chip heavy diet. I know he has a fondness for fast food burgers, so that must be his protein source. AT his weight, he must be consuming a fair amount of protein to even maintain base/minimal mobility. Vitamins, I guess, are just fucked for him.

Added in edit: DSP/PPP show began 10 minutes ago. Phil is having intense tech issues. We're in for a 144 PPP stream.
Added in second edit: THIS IS GREAT!!! IT'S A REPEAT OF THE FIRE ALARM STREAM!!! Ashton's sound quality is HORRIBLE. You can clown on Phil for tech issues, but at least he's trying. The tech issues ARE the show thus far. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDawkm1MRwc

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

It is funny to see how much more fun PPP has with Phil than Warski. Even his general demeanor is like night and day difference.