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Closet Sorcerer said:
Compared to all those totally real woke 8-years old who held Mandela-level speeches right after the election, no wonder a kid with normal reactions like Barron gets shat on.
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Barron just wants to get to home to his new room 'cause there's an Overwatch match tonight. His dad's shenanigans are just something he has to suffer through.

Kid's got priorities.
 
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r/politics is on suicide watch.

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The comment sections are literal salt mines.
 
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Closet Sorcerer said:
Compared to all those totally real woke 8-years old who held Mandela-level speeches right after the election, no wonder a kid with normal reactions like Barron gets shat on.
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Also, his daddy's rich and his mama's goodlookin'
It doesn't get more Gershwin Americana than that.
All Trump needs to do now is to build a fishpond and grow some cotton in the White House front yard.
 
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Deadwaste said:
*not counting people who actually died on inauguration day due to old age, accidents, or other natural causes
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or from literally shaking so hard they gave themselves a fatal concussion

Vorhtbame said:
Does it count as salt if Wikipedia is not listing the inauguration on their "In the News" window?

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Also they have Robert E. Lee as the picture of the day. Real subtle
 
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Jigglyjogglers said:
Ha, you can see her working herself up and waiting for someone to cue her so she can time it. The only thing worse than REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEing is phony, forced REEEEEEEEEEEEEing.
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Reminds me of when you were in grade/middle school and the class drama queen would look around to make sure there was a teacher nearby before they had a meltdown.
 
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A Twisted Firestarter said:
This is the saltiest, most tl;dr journal I've seen from @Too Many Crooks regarding Trump yet.

http://archive.is/xwNdc

Words can't... Just... Goddamn. I swear she's going to have an aneurysm over The King in Orange.

Some highlights:
I say that we should take every person who voted for Trump & purge their names from the record. Disenfranchise these fuckers permanently. They have no problem doing it to black people, the elderly, & poor people.

The appeal of Trump is the same as Palin and every other liberal-hating conservative prick— to stick it to people they don't like, no matter how much it hurts them as well. Nothing else matters.

Republicans want to install the worst, most vile shitbags to fuck as many people as hard and as badly as possible for as many years as possible because Republicans fucking hate you and we are told we can't harm them even though their entire motherfucking existence is about fucking with people's lives.
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Accusing a group of people of deliberately setting out to ruin the lives of an entire nation, claiming that they have no compassion nor humanity, that they are the cause of all that is wrong in the nation. Demanding that that group of people be permanently stripped of their legal rights and "purged".

Never heard that before.
 
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vertexwindi said:
He's a big president
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He's gonna be the biggest ever, you won't believe how big he can get.
Boundless Emotion said:
Their response would probably be this with more recent events.
Cue the worst Billy Joel song!
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Whoa, whoa you trying to tell me we didn't start the fire isn't his second best song. Uptown girl is a third but only when nobody is around cause you can't not sound gay singing uptown girl.
 
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I think this thread deserves salt ratings. And God some of those screenshots I just want to rate fucking r.etarded because thats what they are. Comparing ceremony to events where thousands of people died, how fucking much do you have to live in a bubble to make that conclusion?

I wish these fucks got real taste of what despair and hoplessness is.
 
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Darndirty said:
Whoa, whoa you trying to tell me we didn't start the fire isn't his second best song. Uptown girl is a third but only when nobody is around cause you can't not sound gay singing uptown girl.
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I'll list all the ones that come to mind before we didn't start the fire.
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