Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[john marston]

Friendly reminder:

Nick said that he was going to tell the "true story" about Funimation if Vic lost.

Never happened. Nick lied. He had nothing to tell that wasn't already told.

He's already gone back on: "I can't wait to tell you the full story, guys! It's fucking hilarious

Now he's saying "waah, it's too painful to even THINK about *huffs more galaxy gas*"

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[Vibralldo]

He's already gone back on: "I can't wait to tell you the full story, guys! It's fucking hilarious

Now he's saying "waah, it's too painful to even THINK about *huffs more galaxy gas*"

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"Wrong again, kiwifags! I was huffing regular nitrous! Galaxy gas is a specific product! This is why you're all liars and no one trusts you!"

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Too bad Nick is such a faggot. He could be live streaming from the courthouse steps in St. Cloud, where Aaron has his next hearing in the Revenge Porn case.

 

[Captain Manning]

"Wrong again, kiwifags! I was huffing regular nitrous! Galaxy gas is a specific product! This is why you're all liars and no one trusts you!"

He's been huffing something regularly.

It's called his farts. He loves his own brand.

 

[Desktop User2]

Why would the autopay fail? Was the attached checking account closed? Insufficient funds? Error by the bank?

The State contaminated his kid with cocaine, made him default on his mortgage, made him choke on every cock he found in front of him, made his wife fuck all Jamaicans... man, this dude needs to sue every Scandinavian prude on his county!

 

[Pagan Min]

He's been huffing something regularly.

It's called his farts. He loves his own brand.

Plus the supply he's huffing is the purest of the pure, considering how far his head's up his own ass...

 

[Desktop User2]

By the way, by "the State made me miss my payments" he implies that it prevented him from working and earning the money so he pissed all of his "investment" from his expert leverage play like a massive homosexual NIGGER. You pissed it all, Niggieta!

 

[daffodils]

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[carl9987]

I didn't see it posted here, but Kino Casino confirms Keemstar is already looking into organizing the Cuckdome boxing match between Nick vs Aaron.

 

[Potatoherder]

It was lurve
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Aaron almost lost the prestigious and highly appraised Steel Toe brand
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I know we don't need any more confirmation but Nick is 100% undeniably a faggot. No man talks like this about women in public. He was the guy who previously bullied his son for crying in a store.

 

[thebigdream]

>sqeep the floor

Why are his misspellings always so damn funny?

 

[Vibralldo]

>sqeep the floor

Why are his misspellings always so damn funny?

Sqeep it up, janny

 

[Pagan Min]

>sqeep the floor

Why are his misspellings always so damn funny?

Much like everything else in Rackets-world, the only time Nick isn't funny is when he's TRYING to be funny...

That, and when he's giving coke to his favorite kid...

 

[USAroXX]

"When an autopay fails they cancel it"

Why would it fail, Nick? Was there no money, Nick? Or did the cops make your autopay stop, too, Nick? Did they gouge out your eyes so you couldn't check your balance to see the money hadn't moved, Nick? Did they tear your mailbox out of the ground, cancel your phone service, and rip out the wires to your house so you could not receive notifications, and couldn't call to fix the autopay and make a phone payment, Nick? Did they ban stamps in Kandiyohi County, so you couldn't mail a check and a request to restart autopay, Nick?

They dont cancel THE FUTURE Autopayments!!!! What clown bank mortgage company/investment firm does that?

A missed payment takes double next time AND adds fees, etc etc.

The ONLY way you get an autopay to 1. Fail; and 2. NEVER collect on back payments is by CLOSING that account; and 3. Likely failed to complete proposed payment plan after proposed payment plan.

Its NOT rocket science, oh wait its junkie science. Got it.

And those collection calls come hard and fast
As do the letters.
As does the calls to any relative ever connected to you. You mean that investment firm/bank never contacted the FAMOUS trust?

 

[thebigdream]

They dont cancel THE FUTURE Autopayments!!!! What clown bank mortgage compsny/investment firm does that?

A missed payment takes double next time AND adds fees, etc etc.

The ONLY way you get an autopay to 1. Fail; and 2. NEVER collect on back payments is by CLOSING that account.

Its NOT rocket science, oh wait its junkie science. Got it.

And those calls comr hard and fast
As do the letters
As does the calls to any relative ever connected to you. You mean that investment firm/bank never contacted the FAMOUS trust?

No you just don't get it, for the first time in all of human history, a bank shrugged its shoulders and didn't care to collect on debt. It sat quietly for a whole year and twiddled its thumbs while the failed payments racked up. Yep. Makes complete sense. I even saw the CEO quoted as saying "man, I sure hate money".

 

[Major]

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Nick is the gayest man to ever have existed

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Normally when autopay fails, particularly for something as important as a mortgage, you will get multiple written notices to your physical address, as well as multiple emails.

Rekieta had a self-hosted email that was bouncing emails as of the arrest. He was too busy snorting and swinging to fix it.

He has a PO Box for his mail, but he was too busy driving his kids going on weekly coke runs to bother to swing by the local post office to check the mail.

If he missed all of these written notices and all of these emails, he literally has no one to blame but himself.

 

[Pelican Bones]

Hi, Nick. Just in case you forgot:

Your children went hungry.
Your children were dirty.
The house your children lived in was filthy.
You drove your children while still drunk from the night before.
You brought drugs around your children.
Your child tested positive for cocaine.

When it all finally comes crashing down (and it will) I'm going to be here to laugh at you, faggot.

 

[Soapmore]

I don't see how Wreckieta makes it alive to 2026. This spiral of lunacy, these increasingly unhinged and patently bogus lies... he's doing everything he can to talk his book before his hearing in a few days, and trying to plug as many holes in the dam as he can but he doesn't have enough fingers and toes for that game of Twister, and honestly I think the one he's trying to convince the most, is himself. And when he realizes what he's done, and how the world sees him, and how he's never coming back from it, and he internalizes it all... I don't think he lives much longer after that.

 

[Vibralldo]

Hi, Nick. Just in case you forgot:

Your children went hungry.
Your children were dirty.
The house your children lived in was filthy.
You drove your children while still drunk from the night before.
You brought drugs around your children.
Your child tested positive for cocaine.

When it all finally comes crashing down (and it will) I'm going to be here to laugh at you, faggot.

The most tragic failure of Nick's is that his suicide attempts all failed