Artcow SamanthaPrater / EruzaArto / DefyingGravityAgain / Emily Nicole Cassidy / Willowtheway / Uniloax - Special Ed Art Thief and "Big Bonned" Attention Whore; Perpetual Liar; Cucumber Princess; Negligent Animal Abuser; Twice Investigated for Murder

[Jarl Varg]

You all draw so well! Far better than Emmy ever could. We should rename this thread to "Artists of Kiwifarms"

That title would exclude Emily, just like she's excluded from everything else art related, since she stole Lamby's centaur.

 

[Man In A Dress]

Alright, time for a quick DA roundup since she's done with her vacation of probably being in the hospital

She thinks she's an artist

She can't even figure out what trolling is. She says it like its a reflex at this point.

PAIN

"Pls pity me I have ze bad shoulder"
I suppose its slightly more believable than claiming to be abused/raped/an artist.

Still playing pretend

Sure enough as the sun rises, self proclaimed troll still struggles to demonstrate she can draw and gives up after a few disjointed lines.

tl;dr Emily is a loser. Not original. Not an artist. Is an art thief. Probably covered in shit.

 

[Emily Cassidy]

Proof I draw on my own, with no tracing proven via mini video plus tablet in view. I DO NOT own a screen tablet. I own a regular monitor that you can't draw on.

 

[manic dainty gorl]

I traced over Emily's doodle from here, just to see what it would look like with the sections filled in. Behold, a misshapen wretch.

 

[NerdShamer]

"Pls pity me I have ze bad shoulder"
I suppose its slightly more believable than claiming to be abused/raped/an artist

It's just an muscle cramp, she'll be fine within an hour or two

 

[Jarl Varg]

It's just an muscle cramp, she'll be fine within an hour or two

It's called fat and lazy. In her case, it's probably permanent.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

"Pls pity me I have ze bad shoulder"
I suppose its slightly more believable than claiming to be abused/raped/an artist.

I've seen art from that elephant who paints and it looks better than Emily's shit. Elephants don't even have shoulders so Emily's excuse is not accepted.

 

[Catgirls are Love]

We just got a rush of Tumblr Toots, guess Emily woke up.

"just busy".

Posting animal GIFs on Discord and watching TV shows is not what most would call being busy.

"KF owes me an apology." (Tumblr) (DA) (Archive)

Spoiler

The only apology needed from every community that banned Emily was "We are so, so sorry that we didn't ban that bitch sooner."

In which Emily claims to have responsibilities and posts a definition.

Spoiler

Trolls: An Essay by Emily Cassidy (Tumblr) (DA) (Archive).

Spoiler

 

[IKOL]

I've seen art from that elephant who paints and it looks better than Emily's shit. Elephants don't even have shoulders so Emily's excuse is not accepted.

Needless to say that one of suck drawn piecess was sold for charity once.

You all draw so well! Far better than Emmy ever could.

It took me... what, 10+ year to get to the point where I am now? Yeah I'm slow as fuck in terms of improvements and shit, but considering it's just a hobby for me (for now anyways...) and I've been on and off due to certain life conditions... yeah well I wont tell I've went onto bad way with my skills.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I can post pictures of me everyday for the rest of my life of me not eating Lamby's cookies. But if I ate Lamby's cookies 4 years ago and she told everyone I am a cookie thief, no amount of pictures of me not eating cookies can change that fact.

 

[RollingRock2]

Proof I draw on my own, with no tracing proven via mini video plus tablet in view. I DO NOT own a screen tablet. I own a regular monitor that you can't draw on.

Fat

 

[Man In A Dress]

Lmao, made her respond to my posts. I bet she knows the doctors at the hospital on a first name basis, she visits that frequently.

It's just an muscle cramp, she'll be fine within an hour or two

I think she's supposedly been in agony for roughly 4 months, based on my edicite memory.

In which Emily claims to have responsibilities and posts a definition.

Spoiler

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And by doing so, has reiterated that we are the closest thing to friends to her. How lonely it must be to be her.

Still doesn't know what trolling is

Congratulations, she knows how to google a definition. Anyone can do that.
Of course, Emily is stupid and failed to see the real issue. That is, pretending you're drawing bad on purpose and then fail to draw better. That's not trolling, that's a retard coping.
She doesn't understand what trolling is. She's just a mad little child.

 

[Minion Facebook Memes]

Fat

Who are you replying to? Are you okay? Since Emily left forever there's only 10/10 ripped chads here, no fatties in sight.

Also, what's that smell?

 

[Pedophobe]

I've been around for an year and it shifted from "how do I improve my art!" to what you're seeing now.

Even "how do I improve my art?" was an insincere attempt to force us to agree to her rules of the discussion rather than criticize her actions. She loves to demand people only talk about her in ways she approves of.

 

[Catgirls are Love]

Oh look, another submission to the Artists Against Art Theft blog (Archive).

While no mention is made of Lamby in this particular submission, Emily's Tumblr blog remains filled with "L is the thief" and "LAMBY LAMBY LAMBY LAMBY". I pose it to the thread regulars; should the centaur collage find its way to the Artists Against Art Theft blog or not?

 

[IKOL]

So far this went terrible.

 

[Pedophobe]

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So far this went terrible.

I've seen worse.

I pose it to the thread regulars; should the centaur collage find its way to the Artists Against Art Theft blog or not?

Yes, it belongs in a museum.

Also, you gotta love "I APOLOGIZE ... I JUST want to defend myself" because to her an apology isn't an admission of wrong-doing and contrition but a demand to stop admonishing her.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Also, you gotta love "I APOLOGIZE ... I JUST want to defend myself" because to her an apology isn't an admission of wrong-doing and contrition but a demand to stop admonishing her.

"I apologize to anyone who thinks I need to."

I can feel the sincerity flowing through my computer screen.

 

[Jarl Varg]

Here's a video of an actual monkey drawing, and is proof that the monkey can draw. This cute monkey's drawings are just as good as the fat monkey's "artwork". Does this mean Emily is only as intelligent as a monkey, or even less intelligent? My money is on the latter.

 

[Minion Facebook Memes]

I bet Emmy-poo also gets too distracted licking markers to actually color, and that's why so much of her 'art' is uncolored.