DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[brother_number_one]

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I legit hope Dave never sees this

 

[Your Landlord]

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What was that DSP said last year about clown makeup/jester hats? That you can never take them off once they are applied?

 

[neger psykolog]

The one saving grace of the Phil thread is that at least there isn't a sexual element to Phil's antics, but it appears that this is no longer the case.

Have you heard about scat before my friend?
How about half naked hogans?
What about thatanonymouse?
I have a good friend I'd like to introduce to you named Derish!

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Have you heard about scat before my friend?
How about half naked hogans?
What about thatanonymouse?
I have a good friend I'd like to introduce to you named Derish!

I know about Derich. The other 3 are unknown to me.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

At this point Triple XL (that's what I have to legally call him now, Triple XL) could tell Phil to eat literal dogshit on stream and he'd do it.

*goat laughs and awkwardly smiles*
“Come on man, I’m not gonna do that”

But for real considering how much he mentions eating shit this might be the easiest thing he could convince Phil to do

 

[neger psykolog]

I know about Derich. The other 3 are unknown to me.

Did you know that there's a woman who can fit a child's baseball bat inside of her vagina?

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Did you know that there's a woman who can fit a child's baseball bat inside of her vagina?

I know it isn't a Phil dub, I know it happened with a great deal of unwarranted resistance, but Derich is gone for the time being, so I took him off the list. I will look into those other three examples later. Admittedly, I am not the primary Phil loremaster by any means. I'm more familiar with his Connecticut shenanigans than his Washington shenanigans, although I am keenly aware of the amount of disrepair in his house.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Did you know that there's a woman who can fit a child's baseball bat inside of her vagina?

Don't forget Neggy, the futa boxer OC created by Master Saru.

 

[GnomeofDoc]

Don't forget Neggy, the futa boxer OC created by Master Saru.

Now that’s the OG right there.

 

[Halloween23]

So he's finally admitting he watches wrestling again?

Only glass tapping I've ever did with Phil was like a decade ago when he was selling his statues I messaged him pretending to want one but the body was wrestling spoilers instead.

 

[Jamie Austin]

I know it isn't a Phil dub, I know it happened with a great deal of unwarranted resistance, but Derich is gone for the time being, so I took him off the list. I will look into those other three examples later. Admittedly, I am not the primary Phil loremaster by any means. I'm more familiar with his Connecticut shenanigans than his Washington shenanigans, although I am keenly aware of the amount of disrepair in his house.

Phil invited a tranny friend to his house then started jacking it before he even started YT, he has always been a sexual devient

 

[Rick Nekieta]

That's one I've never heard. Does this have receipts?

 

[Iron Father]

Is this the thing where his friend(s?) walked in on him jerking off?

 

[Jamie Austin]

That's one I've never heard. Does this have receipts?

Just old forum posts from early 00s of people razzing him about it.

 

[Iron Father]

I love the FGC forum era. He was just getting destroyed left and right with no power to censor any of it, but his ego was too big to stop talking shit.

 

[neger psykolog]

I know it isn't a Phil dub, I know it happened with a great deal of unwarranted resistance, but Derich is gone for the time being, so I took him off the list. I will look into those other three examples later. Admittedly, I am not the primary Phil loremaster by any means. I'm more familiar with his Connecticut shenanigans than his Washington shenanigans, although I am keenly aware of the amount of disrepair in his house.

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(NSFW)

source: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/patric...xy-productions-brendab1971-patrick31vw.38531/

An aside: I wonder what those guys are up to nowadays lol

 

[Iron Hamster]

"DSP Enterprises" lmao

DSP Denterprises

30-40 minutes to make a list on his app, 15 minutes to drive there, 30-40 minutes shopping, 15 minutes driving back and then an unknown amount of time putting stuff away and cutting vegetables and various things.

lmao. Yeah.....................none of that happens.

WORST PUSHUP I'VE EVER SEEN

Surely he did 25 in 26 seconds again right?

Did you know that there's a woman who can fit a child's baseball bat inside of her vagina?

The wiffle bat challenge is so late 90s.

 

[neger psykolog]

I am shocked what kind of humiliation a lonely motherfucker is able to endure when he finally, after over 10 years has a fake online friend again.

I'm kind of aware that DSP is a "bad person" for a laundry list of reasons. But even though PPP is seemingly just making fun of him I hope it genuinely helps DSP step outside of his little online shell that he has stayed within for all of eternity - being able to take a joke and do some pushups (in reference to the fake pushups he did previously) and having PPP tell him honestly that no one believes for a second that he sold his WWEC account on top of a few of the other things I've heard have happened are the kind of things DSP needs to hear.

I know allottapeepul say they've been ragging on him and making fun of his wife etc but this can only do good for him on a personal level to get away from his hardcore dents and whatever detractors get to his head.

 

[Philipp Amthor]

I'm kind of aware that DSP is a "bad person" for a laundry list of reasons. But even though PPP is seemingly just making fun of him I hope it genuinely helps DSP step outside of his little online shell that he has stayed within for all of eternity - being able to take a joke and do some pushups (in reference to the fake pushups he did previously) and having PPP tell him honestly that no one believes for a second that he sold his WWEC account on top of a few of the other things I've heard have happened are the kind of things DSP needs to hear.

I know allottapeepul say they've been ragging on him and making fun of his wife etc but this can only do good for him on a personal level to get away from his hardcore dents and whatever detractors get to his head.

You make good point, but I believe the problem is that PPP will not interact forever with Phil and then his narc mind will protect him from himself by preventing him from self reflecting.

 

[neger psykolog]

You make good point, but I believe the problem is that PPP will not interact forever with Phil and then his narc mind will protect him from himself by preventing him from self reflecting.

idk I'll be optimistic and say I hope DSP starts interacting with more people outside of his little hugbox and starts to not react the way he normally does to people poking a bit of fun at him.

I'm still open for a DSP redemption arc. No matter how "bad" of a person he is he could still redeem himself and improve himself.