Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

I was attempted to account for activity levels (honestly, mine isn't that high on a daily basis, I intend to change that soon, I'm a few days delayed on a goal due to exigent circumstances), but then I remembered that the 600 lb life people can legit average over 10K a day. I don't know if there's "diminishing returns" after a certain calorie level or what, but the 10K a day should legit be putting on 2 lbs a day in perpetuity, and that clearly isn't the case because they plateau at a certain point. They might also have periods of 2K days for a while, I dunno. When I was doing 5K, I was probably doing 50% extra portions on my base diet PLUS the copious junk food. Right now, my only junk food is approximately 1.5 bags of potato chips per week at approximately 2000 weekly calories or under 300 junk food calories per day (I may get a sugar craving once or twice a month, but it isn't standard fare). I was at about 3000 base calories PLUS 2K in DAILY junk calories in my bad month. I would be a legit death fat right now if I had kept it up. I also have to wonder where he is getting his protein and his vitamins with such a potato chip heavy diet. I know he has a fondness for fast food burgers, so that must be his protein source. AT his weight, he must be consuming a fair amount of protein to even maintain base/minimal mobility. Vitamins, I am guess are just fucked for him.
Well, the more weight you gain, the more energy every movement requires, as well as the more energy your body has to burn to keep the body temp up. To the point if you ate and moved the same every day no matter how much, at some point you would stop gaining weight (wouldn't lose any either). But the problem with fats is the more you eat the greater you apetite grows and the less you move.
 
Well, the more weight you gain, the more energy every movement requires, as well as the more energy your body has to burn to keep the body temp up. To the point if you ate and moved the same every day, at some point you would stop gaining weight (wouldn't lose any either). But the problem with fats is the more you eat the greater you apetite grows and the less you move.
Confirmed, 5K is a SEVERE lower bound. 7K or 8K more likely. Based on the trash on Surfer's floor, I don't think it is unreasonable to ascribe 50+% of these calories to potato chips.
 
PPP reacting to Phil's new camera angle made me laugh I have to admit
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I'm gonna briefly throw out a mild goutguard and lardguard and admit that when I used to operate sound equipment, I would periodically have to delay matters by 20 minutes or so due to a failing wire or a laptop issue or similar. They occur more frequently on Phil's watch, but at least he keeps focused and keeps going til he gets a solution (or perhaps more appropriately, his audience gives him one).

Adjusted in edit: I actually only goutguarded. Ashton's refusal to even try deserves no devil's advocacy or defense.
 
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215 dollars after roughly 90 minutes after tech resolution. YT has a 30% cut, as opposed to Kick's 5%, but still, not bad when Andy's paypigs are taken out of the equation (to the best of my knowledge, Lipstick Larry is the only Andy sycophant and he threw in 20). This comes down to approximately 70/hr pre yt cut and approximately 50/hr pre yt cut per head, prior to taxes. This is about half of his casino levels, but it's a less grimy (I know Phil's pigs aren't exactly "clean" and there still is an element of exploiting vulnerable adults at play) way to get the money. Phil's pigs are more on the lonely side and less on the perverted side if I am assessing correctly. Taking money from people on the public dole is grimy, no doubt, but it is still the lesser evil than taking money from perverts. It's clearly less money per hour than the Casino, but WAY above what most people earn in an hour. I dunno, ring it up Ashton dub.
 
When I quit smoking, I legit put down 5K calories a day for a month and gained 30 lbs. Most of that was M&Ms and nuts, in gigantic Costco jars. I legitimately believe that PPP has put down a MINIMUM average of 5K calories a day in his adulthood, probably closer to 8K. He and I are of similar height, but I don't know about his metabolism vs. mine. 9 oz of potato chips is 1350 cals, so I guess he'd only need 2 family sized bags per day to hit 5K. It might have been closer to a 9 day supply or even an 18 day supply if he diversified his junk food consumption. Either way, yikes.

Added in edit: In the wake of his breakup, we can assume stress eating doubles typical consumption, so let's make it 4 bags a day at 4.5 days.
As a guy that never smoked in my life somehow so far its like i used a fucking cheat code. My performance in anything athletic or physical is impeccable. Its also better for your pocket. I probably saved a whole fortune by not paying to get cancer. That aside, that's life. Believe it or not PPP used to actually be athletic in his early life. He says everything came to a halt after a traumatic knee injury iirc or something with his leg that made him stop working out but that wouldn't make him take on the size of the fucking death star. The crux of the issue is that PPP is not a real man, yaaaaa. He has low impulse control, just like women that get a lot of tattoos, and instead of sleeping around he eats around. He cheats on Lays with other bags of potato chips even.
 
He cheats on Lays with other bags of potato chips even.
This is the real scandal.

I managed to make it through the wrestling program, which just ended, and it really was just rather boring and lackluster by my estimation, as it was just a series of info dumps and lore dumps on something I haven't found interesting since the early 00s. He did say he's gonna try to sort his mic difficulties, which would be a step forward if it materializes, but we know his followthrough percentage could GENEROUSLY be estimated at 20%. As I've said a hundred times and I'll say a hundred more, Ashton really needs to get over this idea that he's too good to do the OBS operation, he isn't. I know he just wants to envision himself as the star of the show with a staff to cater to his lesser duties, but he has not earned that. He's a complete prima donna about that.

I was in excellent physical shape in my early 20s and decent physical shape up to 40. My physicality has gone downhill in the last few years and I will be taking corrective action very soon. Exigent real life circumstances delayed me a bit, but I think swimming is my weapon of choice to start. I did resume smoking, but I roll my own, so the cost is less than 20% of what it would cost if I bought them straight up (which I used to do). I will be quitting soon. I have patches and can go long periods of time without a smoke now. If I ever want life insurance again, I can't be paying 3 times as much as a non-smoker any more because I no longer benefit from the rate pool of a 20 or 30 year old. Fortunately, I have a good amount of assets to leave behind, but getting a life insurance policy for taxes wouldn't be a terrible idea.
 
All you dumb autists fixated on PPPs weight are retarded.

It's not uncommon for fledglings to be encased in prepubescent baby lard. Once he hits puberty he will burn it quickly, particularly when he discovers masturbation.

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He cheats on Lays with other bags of potato chips
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This should be pinned somewhere lol
 
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This should be pinned somewhere lol
I'm a Clancy's loyalist. It's the Aldi's brand. They came out with three new flavors a couple months back: Fried pickle ranch, all dressed and jalapeno ranch. I thoroughly enjoy all three. I successfully did a one month chip moratorium last January and COULD do it again. I try to limit myself to one bag a week, which materializes approximately 50% of the time. I'm going to try a health arc soon, so I might withdraw again soon. The skinflint in me loves the calories per dollar ratio (just over 750 calories per dollar), but these are empty calories and unneeded, much like my brief M&Ms and nuts arc in '22. Really, I just maximize protein and disregard everything else. I've never cared about high carb or fat counts, as long as they are accompanied by a high protein count, but I may have to get a bit more serious. I have about an inch of fat around where a six pack should be. I don't know how many extra pounds that implies I have in my body as a whole. I'm gonna say 30-40.
 
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This should be pinned somewhere lol
People say PPP has a girlfriend which is true, just like JF he has a potato, however, his is of the chips variety and she is called Lays. Sometimes however she is away, she is gone from his self. So what does he do, instead of being loyal to the love of his life ? He brings a tube of Pringles. As if it's not enough, then perhaps he also goes for Ruffles. When times are tough all his lovers leave him so he goes for the chip prostitutes, the OFFBRAND SUPERMARKET CHIPS that people use for when they want to serve with a drink for a party.
 
Aldi's is my go to store for just about everything
Costco is an 8 mile trek with some stressful navigations to be made. Aldi's is just over a mile. I used to do a weekly 50 dollar run at Costco, now I do 20 dollar runs every 3 days at Aldi's. The Costco was a marginally better deal because 50/week would ALSO cover all my non-food consumables. Costco is only marginally cheaper (and probably marginally more expensive when gas is accounted for) and I sure like to have stockpiles of non-perishable food, but I've been running to Aldi's the last year or two because I have so much damned free time, as if my posting history didn't make that apparent.

Ashton and Phil, however, are Doordash/Uber Eats addicts and that adds up FAST. I've never used either, but I keep getting messages from Uber Eats to "use your $15 off before it's gone" and similar nonsense. I used Uber when I was in Florida a few years ago and I was thoroughly impressed. Never used their delivery services. I used to get delivery a few times a year, but I haven't had delivery in over 4 years now.
 
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Fellow alogs, forgive me if this is old news. It's new to me. On a recent archive channel to come up, called Kino Casino Classics on YouTube, there is a series, where PPP interviews a drunk ass Warski. At around the 38:00 and change mark, the CP THAT ANDY WARSKI STREAMED ON 2/28/2019 was discussed.

 
Fellow alogs, forgive me if this is old news. It's new to me. On a recent archive channel to come up, called Kino Casino Classics on YouTube, there is a series, where PPP interviews a drunk ass Warski. At around the 38:00 and change mark, the CP THAT ANDY WARSKI STREAMED ON 2/28/2019 was discussed.

I've gone over most of the thing in this post here :
42:52 is where Tardski gives his response:
 
Fellow alogs, forgive me if this is old news. It's new to me. On a recent archive channel to come up, called Kino Casino Classics on YouTube, there is a series, where PPP interviews a drunk ass Warski. At around the 38:00 and change mark, the CP THAT ANDY WARSKI STREAMED ON 2/28/2019 was discussed.


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