Final Fantasy XIV - Kiwi Free Company

The reward: big damage. Black Mage is the big dick damage caster (ignoring Pictomancer, but everyone agrees that Picto is an outlier and needs nerfing).
Damn I'm sold, I usually gravitate towards "abracadabra my dick in your mouth fucknigger" types of magic classes so this might be for me. And I rather not go for a class that will most likely get nerfed.
 
Nah that ain’t my alt. I just wanted Torgal.
This reflects even more poorly on you. You literally have no mounts other than Torgal and 5 of the MSQ ones (And you haven't claimed Argos, the Magitek Armor, or the Manacutter.).

You have Paladin and Dark Knight at level 100, and 7 other (LEVEL ONE) jobs that you picked up and have never touched.

You parse below 5% in NORMAL RAIDS. You nonupleweave (Including pressing Guardian when you already have Hallowed Ground active). You don't use Holy Spirit (These are all different XIVAnalysis links.). Get your nigger ass out of this thread and onto the motherfucking balance to learn how to actually play the game. Or quit the game.
 
This reflects even more poorly on you. You literally have no mounts other than Torgal and 5 of the MSQ ones (And you haven't claimed Argos, the Magitek Armor, or the Manacutter.).

You have Paladin and Dark Knight at level 100, and 7 other (LEVEL ONE) jobs that you picked up and have never touched.

You parse below 5% in NORMAL RAIDS. You nonupleweave (Including pressing Guardian when you already have Hallowed Ground active). You don't use Holy Spirit (These are all different XIVAnalysis links.). Get your nigger ass out of this thread and onto the motherfucking balance to learn how to actually play the game. Or quit the game.
Please stop hes already dead!


How the fuck you play that much and barely have any mounts even the ones that are free to acquire?
 
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How the fuck you play that much and barely have any mounts even the ones that are free to acquire?
That’s the thing, I don’t play that much. I pretty much stick to the MSQ and whatever raids release. I wanted the FFXVI crossover items so I got that shit too.

Oh well. I don’t really consider myself a hardcore player. Do I suck? Yeah, probably. However the analysis is interesting.
 
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Please stop hes already dead!
Eh, i did this with Grummz. May as well do it to some cowtipping hotshot.

I pretty much stick to the MSQ and whatever raids release.
lmao MSQ andy that doesn't even pick up the newest expansion's jobs to play with for that expansion

I don’t really consider myself a hardcore player.
If I'm even going to consider you a "player" of the game, you are the most "casual" one that I have ever had the misfortune of seeing. I somehow respect illiterate troons who queue into extreme trials through duty finder more because they're at least trying to explore the game unlike you who's treating it like an overpriced WRPG. yes i know that it's a japanese game but JRPGs have skill menus and this doesn't
 
You literally have no mounts other than Torgal and 5 of the MSQ ones (And you haven't claimed Argos, the Magitek Armor, or the Manacutter.)
I'm assuming paid level and story skips? I don't know whether those automatically give you the MSQ progression mounts or not.
 
lmao MSQ andy that doesn't even pick up the newest expansion's jobs to play with for that expansion
Yup. Pretty happy with just using dark knight. I know this is ironic with FFXIV being an MMO, but there’s other things I’d rather do in my day than level up jobs. Dark knight was the exception because it looked cool as fuck.
 
That’s the thing, I don’t play that much. I pretty much stick to the MSQ and whatever raids release. I wanted the FFXVI crossover items so I got that shit too.

Oh well. I don’t really consider myself a hardcore player. Do I suck? Yeah, probably. However the analysis is interesting.
Bro im a casual that takes breaks and that aint no excuse to literally go to inventory and click on the mount to unlock it. You dont even have the gold dog thing from endwalker. It baffles me to no end. You're the most casual person and sadly you rank below the trannies that play this game. If you want to redeem yourself, interact more with the game.
 
I'm assuming paid level and story skips? I don't know whether those automatically give you the MSQ progression mounts or not.
From what I remember buying one:
- Does the ShB Role Quests for the job you used the book on (if Shadowbringers or Endwalker skip)
- Does the EW Role Quests for you (I think) (if Endwalker skip)
- Automatically gives you all nontradeable mounts and minions that are obtained through the MSQ (Basically it uses all of them except the Wind-Up Airship)
- Gives you all of the Aether Currents up to that expansion (Quest and Overworld, but the Quests aren't marked as complete unless it's the 2 that unlock a Levelling dungeon)
- Unlocks all of the Dungeons for the expansions and marks those dungeons' quests as complete (Does not apply to the 2 dungeons that are from the Four Lords storyline)
- Gives you all of the Aetherytes up to that expansion
- Automatically gives you a Company Chocobo named "Chocobo" if you don't have one already
- Automatically gives you membership with your starting city's Grand Company if you didn't pick it already
- Marks The Navel (Hard) as complete and automatically completes that part of the Primal Quests plus the Crystal Tower quests in full. (Does not mark any of the Crystal Tower raids as duty completed.)

Pretty happy with just using dark knight
Pretty happy with not knowing how to play it?
Prishe:
AoE actions were used against too few targets 29 times. (All of these are using Flood of Shadow instead of Edge of Shadow.)
18 instances of incorrect weaving (one of these is a nonuple weave)
You misused 7 combo actions.

Fafnir:
AoE actions were used against too few targets 17 times. (Flood of Shadow again)
2 uses of recommended actions were missed during Delirium windows. (You died. Kek.)
11 instances of incorrect weaving
60 blood gauge lost to an overcapped gauge.

Ark Angels:
AoE actions were used against too few targets 12 times.
10 instances of incorrect weaving
You misused 7 combo actions.
1 use of a recommended action was missed during Delirium windows. (You used Scarlet Delirium on the wrong Ark Angel and so had to use it again on another one but it still used up the stack.)

Shadowlord:
AoE actions were used against too few targets 31 times.
22 instances of incorrect weaving
You misused 5 combo actions.
You dropped Darkside 1 time.

And for you kiwis who don't want to open my XIVAnalysis links, here.
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- Automatically gives you all nontradeable mounts and minions that are obtained through the MSQ (Basically it uses all of them except the Wind-Up Airship)
This nigger didn't even story skip, then. He really is just hoarding the MSQ mounts. :story:

EDIT: Wait a fucking second. Did you really Provoke pull with Syphon Strike... And then proceed to hit EVERY mitigation CD you had while just randomly throwing out your Shadowbringer + Disesteem burst?

Holy fuck, nigger. Dude, I love facerolling all my CDs at once when I take over tanking. My mit is so big like you won't even believe.
 
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This nigger didn't even story skip, then. He really is just hoarding the MSQ mounts. :story:

EDIT: Wait a fucking second. Did you really Provoke pull with Syphon Strike... And then proceed to hit EVERY mitigation CD you had while just randomly throwing out your Shadowbringer + Disesteem burst?

Holy fuck, nigger. Dude, I love facerolling all my CDs at once when I take over tanking. My mit is so big like you won't even believe.
Dark knight enjoyer here. We dont claim him. Holy fuck dude its whatever if you only have like 2 classes leveled up but my nigga in christ learn your fucking role. Im not asking frame perfect rotation but learn about your kit so many player flaws can be remedied if you just fucking learn what your skill does. Idk what the fuck compelled you to expose your name to us and you should know the autists here would look you up, yet you did it anyways.
 
Idk what the fuck compelled you to expose your name to us
Why? Well, I don’t really care if people look up my character. It’s been helpful if anything. (But yes, I do know about the player search and I knew people could)
 
Why? Well, I don’t really care if people look up my character. It’s been helpful if anything. (But yes, I do know about the player search and I knew people could)
You could have greyed out your name or something. You're lucky we dont have turbo autists(The phonebooking kind) in this thread.
 
You're lucky we dont have turbo autists(The phonebooking kind) in this thread.
tbh even with playerscope i can't find irl information from an XIV name unless they're a streamer or post about it on social media

here's the mounts page of a casual streamer i'm friends with, not saying their name cuz i'd end up phonebooking myself too
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