Well, the more weight you gain, the more energy every movement requires, as well as the more energy your body has to burn to keep the body temp up. To the point if you ate and moved the same every day no matter how much, at some point you would stop gaining weight (wouldn't lose any either). But the problem with fats is the more you eat the greater you apetite grows and the less you move.
Confirmed, 5K is a SEVERE lower bound. 7K or 8K more likely. Based on the trash on Surfer's floor, I don't think it is unreasonable to ascribe 50+% of these calories to potato chips.
As a guy that never smoked in my life somehow so far its like i used a fucking cheat code. My performance in anything athletic or physical is impeccable. Its also better for your pocket. I probably saved a whole fortune by not paying to get cancer. That aside, that's life. Believe it or not PPP used to actually be athletic in his early life. He says everything came to a halt after a traumatic knee injury iirc or something with his leg that made him stop working out but that wouldn't make him take on the size of the fucking death star. The crux of the issue is that PPP is not a real man, yaaaaa. He has low impulse control, just like women that get a lot of tattoos, and instead of sleeping around he eats around. He cheats on Lays with other bags of potato chips even.
This is the real scandal.
I'm a Clancy's loyalist. It's the Aldi's brand. They came out with three new flavors a couple months back: Fried pickle ranch, all dressed and jalapeno ranch. I thoroughly enjoy all three. I successfully did a one month chip moratorium last January and COULD do it again. I try to limit myself to one bag a week, which materializes approximately 50% of the time. I'm going to try a health arc soon, so I might withdraw again soon. The skinflint in me loves the calories per dollar ratio (just over 750 calories per dollar), but these are empty calories and unneeded, much like my brief M&Ms and nuts arc in '22. Really, I just maximize protein and disregard everything else. I've never cared about high carb or fat counts, as long as they are accompanied by a high protein count, but I may have to get a bit more serious. I have about an inch of fat around where a six pack should be. I don't know how many extra pounds that implies I have in my body as a whole. I'm gonna say 30-40.
This should be pinned somewhere lol
Aldi's is my go to store for just about everything
People say PPP has a girlfriend which is true, just like JF he has a potato, however, his is of the chips variety and she is called Lays. Sometimes however she is away, she is gone from his self. So what does he do, instead of being loyal to the love of his life ? He brings a tube of Pringles. As if it's not enough, then perhaps he also goes for Ruffles. When times are tough all his lovers leave him so he goes for the chip prostitutes, the OFFBRAND SUPERMARKET CHIPS that people use for when they want to serve with a drink for a party.
This should be pinned somewhere lol
Costco is an 8 mile trek with some stressful navigations to be made. Aldi's is just over a mile. I used to do a weekly 50 dollar run at Costco, now I do 20 dollar runs every 3 days at Aldi's. The Costco was a marginally better deal because 50/week would ALSO cover all my non-food consumables. Costco is only marginally cheaper (and probably marginally more expensive when gas is accounted for) and I sure like to have stockpiles of non-perishable food, but I've been running to Aldi's the last year or two because I have so much damned free time, as if my posting history didn't make that apparent.
