Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[DemsBNutz]

So Baldo keeps trying to be an edge lord,.. Shit Lord is the only title that seems to fit... I think adult diper filled throne or a giant terd shaped chair.. Shudder the cursed images... Perhaps I should torment AI Art programs...

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

The Kiwi Farms remembers.
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Remember when he was so smug?

Now he doesn't even dare stream.

Why isn't Nick streaming? Didn't this faggot say he was going to? Is he so gay, so passive a homosexual, that he will submit to the Kiwi Kontrol Kouncil's orders that he's not allowed to stream?

Wow, what a weak homo.

Do you know how time consuming huffing duster, watching gay porn, cruising rural MN grindr, abusing your wife and kids and fantasizing about your ex boyfriend is?

 

[AnOminous]

If he streams and its a big IF.
He's just going to be standing up swaying around like a junkie needing his fix while sipping from an open coke can filled with booze as he mumbles and sounds like a faggot.
I'd give him 2 hours max before he has to bail and go get high again.

He's not going to get money. You don't just get money randomly by streaming. It will have to be from superberries or other chats, and they will all be insulting him and reminding him he's a piece of absolute garbage whose child daughter tested positive for cocaine.

He won't have any choice about taking that. People will no longer want him to do memorials for their dead gerbil. They'll want to mock him for the absolute piece of shit he is.

If he wants any income from his bullshit channel, it will have to be for taking money to be mocked for the circus geek he is.

He won't be able to cope with it.

He's going to lose everything because he is a complete faggot.

 

[Sock Cucker]

So Baldo keeps trying to be an edge lord,.. Shit Lord is the only title that seems to fit... I think adult diper filled throne or a giant terd shaped chair.. Shudder the cursed images... Perhaps I should torment AI Art programs...

Please don't.
If you decide to do so anyway, at least show us the grace to spoiler the results.
Thank you in advance.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Please don't.
If you decide to do so anyway, at least show us the grace to spoiler the results

I just had the terrible realization that the fact we may one day see Rekieta's malformed and hideous penis (actual not AI) online is not entirely zero% and it probably is closer to 70% chance of seeing it.

 

[AnOminous]

I just had the terrible realization that the fact we may one day see Rekieta's malformed and hideous penis (actual not AI) online is not entirely zero% and it probably is closer to 70% chance of seeing it.

I bet it's Tomlinson tier and barely visible.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

He won't have any choice about taking that. People will no longer want him to do memorials for their dead gerbil.

I dunno. I suspect a large number of participants will want Nick to give a toast for the very large number of 9 y/o girls that overdosed on cocaine since his last stream. Cops have rubbed lethal doses of cocaine into a number of children's scalps as recounted in news stories around the world.

 

[Folgers Can]

Sounds like it was delayed. He's was in his evening show's chat bf it started.

Nothing much on the topic to clip either, the gist being that he was cautiously optimistic that it might be all done today, postponement was unsurprising but whatever he learned today made him "feel really good" about where it's going, he had his own little sequel to Nick's elevator lore to illustrate how the prosecutor isn't treating him like a villain, and throughout the main theme was exuding the polar opposite of Nick's approach by refusing to talk about details of his case.

So whatever happened today, it didn't sound like serious enough progress to be the reason why Nick's triumphant return to Youtube/Rumble just has to be tonight:

 

[CoomerTine]

Am I a square for never having heard of Galaxy Gas before Nick started huffing it?

The only reason I’ve heard of it is because Kanye is supposedly hooked on it and it’s why he got those stupid new teeth

 

[Vibralldo]

Its also not coincidentally when his income stream from Rumble would have ended.

And just a couple months before he started trying to sell Aaron the other house.

It's very possible Nick stopped paying his mortgage because he wanted more cash to pay for cocaine and he thought he was 100% gonna get Aaron to buy the house so why worry about payments?

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

I see Nick has dropped to 327K subs on YouTube now. Don't worry Nick, I re-subbed and turned on notifications. Just for this one stream. I'll unsub again after your new cope stream.
Does he have the fucking balls to go ahead tonight? Will it be a cooking vomit surprise stream? Will CoomKayla zombie walk into the shot again to pretend to give 2 fucks about her Junkie?
Guess we'll find out.
(Or not).

 

[AnOminous]

So is this gay homosexual faggot going to stream tonight? Because I'm not staying up. I'm going to sleep soon.

 

[CoomerTine]

I see Nick has dropped to 327K subs on YouTube now. Don't worry Nick, I re-subbed and turned on notifications. Just for this one stream. I'll unsub again after your new cope stream.
Does he have the fucking balls to go ahead tonight? Will it be a cooking vomit surprise stream? Will CoomKayla zombie walk into the shot again to pretend to give 2 fucks about her Junkie?
Guess we'll find out.
(Or not).

It was locals only he said

 

[AnOminous]

It was locals only he said

Lmao nobody watches that shit. He's so fucking gay.

I guess he'll make like $12 from it. What a loser.

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

It was locals only he said

Not on YouTube then? I'm either confused or retarded.

 

[Soapmore]

Lmao nobody watches that shit. He's so fucking gay.

I guess he'll make like $12 from it. What a loser.

Most times I hear someone called a loser, there's a bit of hyperbole and the person in question is really not so much a loser as a "winner with no winnings". But in the case of Nicholas Rekieta, he is just as you say, a capital-L bona fide Loser.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

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Didn't Aaron threaten him with a baseball bat?

Fuck I'm reading these in his voice and he sounds drunk in my head.

Didn’t Aaron try to help the kids? Like Aaron stated he cleaned, fed them, and tried to actually involve them in cleaning up the house. He also supposedly was in contact with one of the kids on Facebook when Kayla and Nick were fighting, which Nick admitted he was doing with Kayla.

Aaron realized he was being pulled under by being around Nick. He realized that being around Nick was bad for him and by extension his children. Does Nick not understand that it’s not Aaron good, but Aaron did bare minimum? Aaron is liked in contrast to Nick. My sympathy to Aaron is because Nick and the Legion of Dabble Pedophiles are actually shitty people. Aaron is a fuck-up, Nick is actually a deranged retard.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Bromke can't attend because he's busy, is there anyone in the area, preferably someone not slovenly with a nice camera?

Ask Wil Herren. K might be able to do it.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

It was locals only he said

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Calling it now, he’s going to stream on YouTube, get a bunch of hate in chat, claim “technical difficulties,” and switch to Rumble/Locals only like the pussy he is.