DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I don't mean this solely as an insult, but DSP strikes me as the kind of guy who'd say his best friend was his mom in high school. Like, a lot of his younger, outside of school stories seem to involve doing things with her. At least the believable ones, I think at this point his LAN parties have been thoroughly debunked, but given how he behaves as an adult, I absolutely believe he went on scheduled hair appointments and waddled around the mall with his mom on the weekends.

What's extra sad/funny is, it's not like DSP is even that fond of his mom, and despite emulating a lot of her behavior and lifestyle choices, he arguably looks down on her and says far more negative things about her than he ever does positive.
I swear Linda offered to be Phil's prom date or something now that you mention it.
I play on Veteran and a single burst from any automatic weapon killed me before I got better armor. I thought he was playing on the lowest difficulty but it seems like the jump from Stalker to Veteran is extremely noticeable.
Are conditions of equipment still a thing in this game? I'm ure DSP neglects the conditions of his armor all the time, or just flat out refuses to upgrade his stuff like he does so many other games.
The writers have really jumped the shark at the start of this season. I'd almost respect XXXL (That's what I call him, he's my bro) if he wasn't as annoying and spastic a retard as Phil.
 
*sigh* The one saving grace of the Phil thread is that at least there isn't a sexual element to Phil's antics, but it appears that this is no longer the case.
Wait I almost forgot one...
Have you heard about Officer Sanders?
What about the Kool Aid?
 
DSP turned down a $50,000 podcast offer from Keemstar because he didn't want to be a dancing monkey for a drama channel.
Well Keemstar is a faggot who would've only used DSP way more than PPP is - at least DSP is laughing in these clips
No and no, but I'm getting the idea that he isn't the Mr. Rogers of Youtube.
DSP is actually pretty tame/boring by himself besides his scat jokes every 5 seconds. The insanity of DSP is everything that surrounds him and the truly wacky ass shit that just happens as like random encounters.

He not only has 10 luck on his Fallout 2 character, he also has the wild wasteland perk.
 
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Fucking son of a bitch goddamnit. A wrestling podcast???? No. I will not get sucked in. I have not followed Phil closely for like 3 years, checking in once every like 6 months. I will not get sucked in. I will not.
Fear not as it is evolving into a mock Phail stream more and more.
 
Snort Hogan has the full segment of DSP shedding the little dignity he had remaining by willingly being ridiculed and roasted with a smile on his face like (as many in this thread have said) a special needs child thinking the cool kids love him.


I think on a subconscious level that Phil will never be aware of or actually confront, he knows he was used as a freakshow today... Which is why he treated himself to a doordash of fast food slop and a thermos of gin. Oh, sorry, he treated the viewers to that.
 
I think on a subconscious level that Phil will never be aware of or actually confront, he knows he was used as a freakshow today... Which is why he treated himself to a doordash of fast food slop and a thermos of gin. Oh, sorry, he treated the viewers to that.
It's really hard to say with Phil. Deep down...I dunno, maybe. I used to be in the camp that gave Phil too much credit, thinking he had to at least be somewhat aware of what he was doing or playing things up a little etc. But I really think Phil is just that obtuse. Especially when it comes to social stuff, since it's been so long since he's had anyone to socialize with. It's like how Phil thought the original Sidescrollers interview went really well and they'd do another collab to just hangout and play Mario Kart. It took chat repeatedly telling and explaining to him after the interview that he looked awful and they were making fun of him. The only difference now is he's chased away the few paypigs that would explain to him when a social interaction doesn't go well, and even worse (for him) it's largely been replaced with larpers who pretend to support "the king" so he thinks people are laughing with and not at him.
 
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