Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[CoomerTine]

Does galaxy gas cause glazed over eyes?

Andddddd it’s gone

 

[Potatoherder]

Did test run earlier on dridsrespect and it shit the bed but it seems to be holding for his stream. If it holds until the i will try to remember how i did the graphs.

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[General Tug Boat]

Heat allergy alert was one of the funniest Freudian slips of the night for me so far.

 

[Soapmore]

I saw a number of people negging Nick who vanished. His jannies are working hard.

 

[CoomerTine]

I see that Jim faggot truing to plug his channel

 

[Folgers Can]

Why the FUCK is his totally-not-dismantled studio so ill-equipped that it takes several minutes of bumbling around, several minutes of another "Whiskey Drinking [Former] Lawyer" break, and several more minutes of bumbling around on his phone to pull up the very manifesto that was the impetus of deciding to stream in the first place? Why does he even bother lying about this shit?

 

[CoomerTine]

one could argue Nick influenced this shooter too

 

[Soapmore]

If this is the content Nick hopes to foist for his comeback, he's finished. This is utterly boring, meandering, pointless babble.

 

[Niggernerd]

Is it just me or everytime he comes back from a "piss break" he looks visibly worse?

 

[CoomerTine]

Fuck you Nicola Maxwell. Lol this bitch is so far up his ass she can taste it.

 

[thebigdream]

I'd like it known that I made it up until a stand up routine about Biblical circumcision before I couldn't take it anymore. This stream fucking sucks and the thrill he's deriving from the shooter's words is palpable, truly deranged.

 

[Niggernerd]

I'd like it known that I made it up until a stand up routine about Biblical circumcision before I couldn't take it anymore. This stream fucking sucks and the thrill he's deriving from the shooter's words is palpable, truly deranged.

The saving grace is the jannies and wine moms in his chat seething over people making fun of nick

 

[CoomerTine]

bet that Monty superchat will get nuked

 

[Shinku]

Look at that face! In-between galaxy gas breaks he deteriorates more and more like a Fent zombie.

 

[Burt Macklin]

Watching this is just sad. There is without a doubt zero possibility for a comeback. He's fucking boring and so wet brained now. The only reason people are watching is to witness his next fuckup.

Also this camera angle? The up-nose shot shows he's really fucking ugly.

 

[Vernon Dozier]

Yeah. That is the irony. Nick's commentary has the same issues of pseudo-intellectualism and failure to make a structured argument that characterizes Harris' manifesto. He is using lots of words to not say much.

Yes, he talks a ton, but says very little. He needs some cocaine, and whiskey to jazz it up!

 

[anliteralidiot]

Also this camera angle? The up-nose shot shows he's really fucking ugly.

He's trying to show that he's looking down on us or some shit. It's like a Jesus angle.

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Look at that face! In-between galaxy gas breaks he deteriorates more and more like a Fent zombie.

Not having a case on your phone is also retarded.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

He's trying to show that he's looking down on us or some shit. It's like a Jesus angle.

Not having a case on your phone is also retarded.

It's so you can't see the constant shakes and movements.

 

[Maude Snew]

His intro needs fixing though, I'm thinking something like: "Welcome to wetbraining the Internet, I'm Nick Rekieta of Rekieta Law, non practicing owner of a defunct law firm in central Minnesota." I also made a new banner for him to use, free of charge.

Although that's old now too and needs an update, could just go with Meltin' for Melton and his mughsot I suppose.

 

[Melty Butter]

Oh, FFS, the mods are fighting. I'm not catching it all.