Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[A.P. Hill]

Piggyboy is a delusional, contrarian idiot, but he doesn't constantly shriek about genociding the Red State Mayonnaise Ghouls like The Eternal Virgin does.

I beg to differ. If the red staters are black children, Titty Ricky is well on his way to Final Pepperonilution.

 

[crab fucker]

Dobson is also a great contrast to Rick. One day he saw the light, DFE’d and nary a word has been heard from him since, unlike our Rickles who must. correcT. The. recorD

I miss him everyday man. One of my all time favorite lolcows.

 

[AnOminous]

He’s such a hilarious retard.

Say "enjoy prison" again you pathetic fucking slave! That's why you exist!

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

Who is more successful in thier chosen field, Robert or Patrick? Patrick has published books, but Robert manages to get patreon welfare checks.

 

[moocow]

I think Dobson's finest moment was when he did a comic raging about someone taking a picture of a cosplayer at a nerd con of some sort

I dunno, I think telling Robin Williams' daughter to "calm her tits" when she expressed sadness at the anniversary of her father's suicide (and refused to apologize) is pretty high up on the list of Dumb Shit Dobson Did.

Say "enjoy prison" again you pathetic fucking slave! That's why you exist!

A man chooses. A slave enjoys prison.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Who is more successful in thier chosen field, Robert or Patrick? Patrick has published books, but Robert manages to get patreon welfare checks.

Technically, Robert. He pulls an income from his videos. Patrick sits on a fart couch and xeets all day, and hasn't published a thing in years.

However, neither of them has reached their desired profession. Robert isn't a successful filmmaker pumping out capeshit for Disney, and Patrick hasn't gotten onto a talk show as the token conservative.

 

[Maude Snew]

What about testicular cancer?

The rolls of fat could eventually envelop his puny genitals, and would that possibly wind up like an Undescended testicle and become a tumor?

We've never seen them, stalker, never will. In fact anything under his muffin top hasn't been seen in a decade, it's all missing presumed dead, what doesn't exist can't get cancer. In fact he's classified as a slug these days, as some of my earlier work shows.

Gay marriage really was the monkey pox

Fixed that for you.

Send him a picture of Chewbacca.

As shown above, he's just still very upset when Solo and the Wookie slipped right through his weak, greasy fingers.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Autistic fanart/Jennifer redraw 2 by yours truly
Today, we have a special occassion. It is an occassion to be remembered about.
The occassion where Rick doomposts about Drumpf and ragepigs over the funsters. Enjoy if you will, with popcorn and pumpkin spice latte as the lesbian rage of the Woman of Pig goes on.

Spoiler: TDS is what traitors called patriotism, child.

Spoiler: Pure lesbian rage

Remember, Rick's name is not Jen or Jennifer, stlaker children. Wait for the knock.
You.
Will.
Feed.
Nana.

 

[Divine right to rule]

That's hilarious because he is literally so mentally retarded he can't even understand that. He can't understand that his trolls are fucking with him because his responses are so predictable. He lacks the intelligence to grasp that trolls are just fucking with him because he'll say the thing again. He'll say "Enjoy prison."

Then the trolls laugh uproariously because he just said the thing again. The thing that is why they are poking him, because they want him to say the thing again. And he pays them off every time.

This is literally the definition of a lolcow, a retard who pays you off every time.

Do you want an angry response from an obese bitch-titted faggot any time of day or night? Send him a picture of Chewbacca. Send him literally anything.

He will angrily respond with "Enjoy prison." And then you get a giggle.

He eagerly pleasures his tormentors. He's hilarious.

Reminder that even Chris-Chan learned how to deal with trolls or atleast with the most basic trolling-attempts.

Another thing where Chris is superior to Piggle-Rick.

Way more famous for his fiction, way more famous in general, tougher guy because he spent time in jail, greater academic achievement.

Rick just can't compete with that infamous motherfucker

 

[NaggotFigger]

Nagging a bit so, I look up his Bsky account's blocked by list on Clearsky, and what do we have here?
Rick farts from the fart couch to infinity and beyond, child

725 civilians have blocked Jen on Bluesky, which is more bigger than previous record's 619 civilians blocked him in January 2:



Happy early Lunar New Year, Titty Ricky! Enjoy misery.

 

[AltisticRight]

>Eater of tacos and key lime pie
Are we sure he's not missing about 300 other food items?
You know, because Patty is FAT.

 

[FinnSven]

tougher guy because he spent time in jail

He now appears to have a devoted girlfriend because of his stay in jail.

Ergo, he really must have “Enjoyed Prison”.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

He lacks the intelligence to grasp that trolls are just fucking with him because he'll say the thing again. He'll say "Enjoy prison."

When the pests had his phone number, they could text 'Do da bit' and seconds later he would. Utterly Patlovian.*
Those were the felony telephone harassment days of our lives.

Today, we have a special occassion.

Beautiful. Incidentally, nowhere does he deny living in a hovel. Hovel status verified.

*What if Pat was fitted with a shock collar and he got an accelerating buzz every time he used his stock replies? Could it cure him or would he just post through the pain?

 

[Poonocchio]

Renowned sci-fi writer, key lime pie enjoyer, gymbro, huge sci-fi enthusiast, templar knight of the pests of OnA forums and Kiwi Farms, hot sauce and automatic connoisseur, #1 women's right activist and political truthteller, Mrs. Patrick S. Tomlinson, has reached a total of 725 Bsky users that had blocked him on the butterfly site before Lunar New Year arrived.

You forgot Internet's Most Toughest tough guy, as endorsed on Kiwi Farms, child.

 

[Broadside]

Reddit has almost completely turned against X and hundreds of subreddits are banning links from it, many asking authors to please use alternate platforms. I wonder what Pat will think of this, he loves parotting the correct opinions and getting the right kind of attention on reddit, but there is no way he will give up his beloved X account I don't think.

Hundreds of Subreddits Are Considering Banning All Links to X

No more going viral for a tepid take on Reddit, Pat! Haha bet that's gonna sting.

 

[Maude Snew]

>Eater of tacos and key lime pie
Are we sure he's not missing about 300 other food items?
You know, because Patty is FAT.

You should check out his cover band, Fatrick eat world, his debut album Feed American is just hours of this though.

What if Pat was fitted with a shock collar and he got an accelerating buzz every time he used his stock replies? Could it cure him or would he just post through the pain?

Bold of you to assume mankind can generate enough electricity to pass through his insulation of blubber.

 

[FinnSven]

Reminder that even Chris-Chan learned how to deal with trolls or atleast with the most basic trolling-attempts.

Another thing where Chris is superior to Piggle-Rick.

Way more famous for his fiction, way more famous in general, tougher guy because he spent time in jail, greater academic achievement.

Rick just can't compete with that infamous motherfucker

Oh my, I had another horrible thought.

Chris has probably had sex with more women than Pat.

Admittedly one was a prostitute he paid and one was his mother, but I am assuming that this flutter chick knows about these things and still was willing to fuck him.
(Christorians and Contrarians, yes I know it’s not been conclusively confirmed that flutter is Chris’s sweetheart and lover, but come on. They have clearly spent a lot of time together and he has been to Finland more than once to visit her, it’s more than probable they fucked.)

As far as I know, Pat is only confirmed to have fucked Ade and probably has fucked Niki.
Even if sticking his little pee pee in a methane pocket barely counts as sex.

We all know he is an obnoxious fat arrogant shit and even his “friends” seem to hate him and confirm that he always has been like this.

I would be very surprised if he fucked anyone other than Ade or Niki.

So, by body count, Chris wins this one too.

 

[lindsayfan]

*What if Pat was fitted with a shock collar and he got an accelerating buzz every time he used his stock replies? Could it cure him or would he just post through the pain?

he would tweet through it, child, and not only because the parthenon-pillar neck circumference that gives him sleep apnea partially protects him from the pain. he would tweet through it because allowing anything to prevent him dancing for the pests would be hashtag Letting The Idiots Win

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

>Eater of tacos and key lime pie
Are we sure he's not missing about 300 other food items?
You know, because Patty is FAT.

You have to forgive Patrick and his 1.2GPA. He can't remember going to places like Chubby Cheesesteak let alone remember menu items. He'll also eat any slop you put in front of him. I doubt he's even had real authentic tacos. I prefer the codzito myself.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Another thing where Chris is superior to Piggle-Rick.

Hey, what’s your beef? I’m not a fat faggot with bitch tits, and also not a troon.