Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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The Five Stages of Grief now begin...
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EDIT: Area AirBNB maid now declares his authority an entire hotel
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EDIT 2: Oh dear, somebody tell the Pharaoh we have a Hippo in da-Nile
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EDIT 3: :story:
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And another one.... (A)

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Pat is currently trying so hard for another viral tweet that he wrote this, which I think manages to be offensive to men, women, trannies, and animals.

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1.7 gpa pat strikes again. Phenotypes are not genotypes. You are still xy at conception if a man

The sad part is I saw at least 3 kiwis in the thunder dome make this same argument. Wonder how it feels to be just as retarded as pat due to TDS?
 
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I have no idea why but this one hits.
Good God this fat faggot with bitch tits was shoved in a locker probably every day in school. I can't imagine being this pathetic at 40 something years old.

My ribs are near Saturn at this point after reading "or what, Patrick?" and of course his pig hooves type the equivalent of "SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOWTH CHILD" not once, but twice.

I can only imagine him sitting in the half-hovel with his dyke wife as he looks at his foldy phone smugly saying "Hey Niki, I totally owned this guy, look at this tweet." while she's benzoed out as DaQuan farts in her vagina and she probably goes "That's nice."

Seriously, how is Patrick a real person?
 
Fatrick is so SO fucking lucky that no one has beaten his ass yet, except for three upstanding african-american gentlemen outside of the chubby's. He is just so fucking vile and gay that I can hear his voice when he types shit like this, and you know for a fact he would back the fuck down if this guy was actually in front of him. If video surfaced of him getting a Ralph in Portugal style beatdown, I would pay so much fucking money to acquire the video and post it everywhere. I'd try and raise more than Null did for the Rekieta bodycam footage even, lol.
 
It speaks volumes about the state of modern sci-fi that a man that doesn't understand 5th grade biology had some moderate success in the field.
Moderate success conning publishers. He convinced them that his twitter numbers would translate to sales. Fat tits never earned back an advance.
 
Oh boy oh boy, pig man is so angry he is circling back to double-oink xeets he already replied to
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EDIT: Let me ask you....does a pig like yourself ever experience fear?
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EDIT 2: Oh dear god I cannot fucking take much more of this...
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Pig man....if it is not Robert Prongay: Ice Cream Assassin's phone, then who took a picture of their phone on the Mister Softee website flanked by two joker cards on your shitty hovel games table?
 
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Oh boy oh boy, pig man is so angry he is circling back to double-oink xeets he already replied to
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As we all know, an oink from Jen is a hard deterrent to the Funsters. After these prisonings, NO ONE will dare to go back, and Jen can rest easy at home, in perfect peace of mind.

I mean, it can't make things worse, can it?

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Pig man....if it is not Robert Prongay: Ice Cream Assassin's phone, then who took a picture of their phone on the Mister Softee website flanked by two joker cards on your shitty hovel games table?
Piggy thinks he's being smart by trying to draw more "evidence" out of Boomia in the form of incriminating photographs. Which Boomia of course has and will probably trickle out over time regardless. Booms may be encourageable, but he ain't stupid. Dude is a lispy legend.

Wait. Boomia has potentially Canadian connections (being the famous Prongay). I’ve seen nothing proving he has legal immigration status in the USA.

If Trump just ordered ICE to ice his ass, is Rick now demanding people defend Boomia from prison?!?
He's a big fat dago from New Jersey. It doesn't take any proving other than to listen to his voice lol
 
I seriously hope when Fatrick shuffles off this mortal coil peacefully. That we study his brain and figure out what causes his compulsion to repeat impotent threats. Like a broken down clockwork goblin. You could probably run a uni course on Fatrick alone.
I've been thinking the same thing about MovieTardPig for a while now.
It must be a surreal experience to be a 44 year old man and being bullied like you're still in high school. You'd almost feel bad for him if he wasn't the most hateable fuck on earth.
You must not spend any time in the MovieBlob thread.

Piggyboy is a delusional, contrarian idiot, but he doesn't constantly shriek about genociding the Red State Mayonnaise Ghouls like The Eternal Virgin does
 
You must not spend any time in the MovieBlob thread.
I don't know what it is - I love fats mcretard, defender of the cheesesteak, maker of the pepperoni, and writer of the Tweet, but I just can't stand movieblob.
Oh boy oh boy, pig man is so angry he is circling back to double-oink xeets he already replied to
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Is that even how ... it all works? Like, assuming these aren't federal felonies (and maybe even then) can you just randomly get the police involved when in a completely different state? Don't you have to do a shit ton of paperwork to even bring a warrant over from another state?

I don't think Rick deciding to roll over and lay on top of Prongay (which would likely not only immobilize but also crush him) until the cops arrive will work out just the way he thinks it will, especially if one party is frothing at the mouth about "stalkers" and the other is being polite and demure.
 
I don't know what it is - I love fats mcretard, defender of the cheesesteak, maker of the pepperoni, and writer of the Tweet, but I just can't stand movieblob.
The actual lulz with blob are relatively few and far between. It's mostly "And here's the dumb shit he said on Twitter today. And here's the identical dumb shit he said on Twitter yesterday. And the identical dumb shit he said on Twitter last week..."
 
The actual lulz with blob are relatively few and far between. It's mostly "And here's the dumb shit he said on Twitter today. And here's the identical dumb shit he said on Twitter yesterday. And the identical dumb shit he said on Twitter last week..."
Yeah, at a cursory glance that's what Rick is, too, and his identical dumb shit is literally the same fearpasting, but he somehow makes it new, and finds new insanity. Movieblob is just ... so generic.
 
Yeah, at a cursory glance that's what Rick is, too, and his identical dumb shit is literally the same fearpasting, but he somehow makes it new, and finds new insanity. Movieblob is just ... so generic.
Pat is absurdly layered, and even in slow periods, there's almost always  something absurd and beyond the pale going on in his sphere every week you just can't get anywhere else, often closer to every day. Blob is just a fat retard spouting all the stuff other leftists think, but have the self control required not to actually say it.
 
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