Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

While I agree if PPP dropped Andy he could be individually successful, it would not be the Casino. The Casino is what it is because it's so low effort.
I'm not certain if his laziness or his arrogance is his greatest roadblock. I've said it a hundred times and I'll say it a hundred more, if you want to be in broadcasting, you have to know the cursory basics of OBS, even if you're clumsy in its execution. He's put WAY more work and resources in avoiding OBS than it would have been to just humble himself and do his own OBS. I know tech isn't his strong suit, but he could manage it to some degree if he'd just try. A lot of things about Ashton irritate me and I rage at those things, but it is genuinely hard to watch an adult in a profession who can't use the most basic tools of that profession. His prima donna arrogance is to blame. This also falls under general laziness, but he didn't have trouble composing seven pages of notes to do Phil's show yesterday. This is WAY easier.
 
My real criticism of the modern day Kino Casino is two-fold. I think the clip channel is inadvertently making the show worse. It gives Andy power to hunt down trends and click bait and this is the true slop content. Now my other and likely main issue with recent Kino Casino is the endless coverage of whore and onlyfan content. There is nothing more mainstream slop than covering what dirty slatterns are up to on the internet. It is the lowest form of content available and PPP uses all his energy on these segments. I turn it off and catch the replay the moment it's a WHOA BUDDY of some greasy whore.
Man, I'm so glad I'm not the only one that hates the onlyfans shit. If I want to watch dumb whores getting dumped on I can go to my local strip club or watch the literal 1000s of podcasts that do the same grift. Andy is actually pretty talented at getting traction on jewtube but that's not really what makes for good moments. I will always say that when both of them are engaged in the same topic (usually it's either Ralph or occasionally something like Fuentes/RTU), the show is actually pretty fucking funny. The problem is, the more they chase these retarded vanilla internet clout trends, the more they get away from that. So it's a rock and a hard place for them, either chase normies and lose your sektur audience that paypigs or slowly dwindle/have inconsistent returns playing to your strength.
 
I'm not certain if his laziness or his arrogance is his greatest roadblock. I've said it a hundred times and I'll say it a hundred more, if you want to be in broadcasting, you have to know the cursory basics of OBS, even if you're clumsy in its execution. He's put WAY more work and resources in avoiding OBS than it would have been to just humble himself and do his own OBS. I know tech isn't his strong suit, but he could manage it to some degree if he'd just try. A lot of things about Ashton irritate me and I rage at those things, but it is genuinely hard to watch an adult in a profession who can't use the most basic tools of that profession. His prima donna arrogance is to blame. This also falls under general laziness, but he didn't have trouble composing seven pages of notes to do Phil's show yesterday. This is WAY easier.
I mean it's really not that hard to learn. I am not a streamer and i am pretty fluent in OBS. It's a pretty nice tool to use to record Zoom meetings for businesses even. Regardless, every shmuck could literally devote one hour of his life to be a master at OBS. No PPP you aren't George Carlin, you don't have a camera crew, you will never have your camera crew. This delusion that both him and Godwinson have is just the most bizarre cope because they just don't want to devote one hour of their lives. It really speaks volumes about Asston's work ethic which is none. And whenever you point it out they just throw a tantrum like a retarded child and go "Nuh uh uh i won't learn it just to spite you", like this is some kind of own the alogs moment.
 
The 1st half of Steve's presentation was good, 2nd half got really, really boring. Like if there's nothing to say for literally minutes at a time why are you presenting it? This isn't your show where you just play clips for 2 hours and read in a monotone voice from a script (...speaking of which, saying that the casino is less boring than your own show is a major, major L).
Dead on. The content he has is actually very interesting but it is not stuff you would listen to people react to, it's very informative and requires listening to actively in order to enjoy. If PPP/Warski weren't lazy they would talk to him about tightening up content, but I guess they don't even do that with their own edits so that's asking a lot.
 
There wasn't really any highlights of the show, it was mostly Steve giving his presentation on holes in Bob Lazar's story and other fun alogging facts. Warski was mostly silent, and PPP tried to bait Steve into agreeing to be the third chair/appear on DSP & PPP's wrestling show despite Steve explaining he isn't a wrestling fan and thinks it's gay and boring and he was disappointed when he found out pro-wrestling isn't real and doesn't enjoy it but he'd do the podcast for enough cash. Andy was mostly silent. Also PPP tried to make some jew joke because Steve mentioned one of the people involved in the Bob Lazar alogging/lore community having a last name that was something like Zaufman, and PPP tried to repeat in a more jewish sounding way "More like Zaufmanski? amirite?" :smug: and Steve completely didn't react just seeming to want to move along.

The only notable part of the show was Andy and PPP almost not letting Steve finish his presentation because they wanted to move onto to alogging Rekieta's stream live and they admitted to watching other shit on a second monitor during Steve's presentation like bruh don't invite Steve if you don't want him to do his alogging the UFO community gimmick especially when one of the first things Steve says at the start is it was the biggest compilation of info he's sent Andy to prepare for the show. 😭
Steve: So Bob Lazar's wife was actually arrested for murder, and there's no way Bob could've gotten a security clearance-
Asstonne: That's real interesting and all, but did you hear that PHIL ONLY HAS 1 PAIR OF SOCKS?
Steve: Oh really? Sucks for him that's really funny. Anyway back to Bob Lazar...
Asstonne: I'm gonna start a wrestling podcast where we GRILL PHIL! You should join Steve!
Steve: Well that sounds great but Im not really into that. Can you turn to the next Bob Lazar slide?
Warski: FATCHICKTHRILLER FOR 200 SUBS
Asstonne: *Autistic screeching*
Steve: Yeah let's go! Really generous

Repeat for 4 hours straight until they just give up on Steve and start stream sniping Rekeita
 
If Steve is reading this or ever reads this i have a great idea. So Steve here is my pitch on how to literally become an internet sensation by burying the Casino into the ground. Since you are carrying their show whenever you are on, there is no new exposure right now for you, so you don't really have anything to gain by being there anymore. You are the one that puts the food on their table so you are the one that has leverage on your appearances there. Therefore straight up tell them you won't be appearing there anymore except if a certain condition you set is fulfilled, and make sure that you announce this as public and loud as possible on every social media you own. What's that condition you might ask ? Very simple:
LIE DETECTOR TEST ON ANDY WARSKI ABOUT THE CP LIVESTREAM OF 2/28/2019 CONDUCTED BY A PROFESSIONAL
The thread is at your disposal to manufacture really hard hitting questions and as you will see we have autistically analyzed almost everything of substance on the matter. Just look for the bright bold red and it will light your way to the truth. Also make sure to tape or livestream it.
Someone really ought to superchat this to Steve 's own stream to see how he reacts while alone
 
I just saw this as I read your post. Its an admittedly pretty funny moment from Steve:
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A: Do you see my title belt, Steve?
S: Oh God, look at that.
A: Do you like my title belt, Steve?
S: No, its pretty gay, yea..
A: It says PPP right on it Steve!
S: hah hah hah
A: It was only $500, Steve
S: You wasted 500 bucks on that?
A: Aw Steve its not a waste at all, it makes me feel like the champ!

The whole clip is a good encapsulation of the whole steam. From Steve trying to deliver his story in earnest with patience wearing thin, to PPP's (that's what I call him, PPP) disinterest-fueled ribbing of Steve, to Warski's interest in every other screen than the one his guest is on. Chat was an odd mix of opinions rather than uniform sticker posting.
I love Steve, I hope he doesn't have a terrible closet of skeletons.
 
The whole clip is a good encapsulation of the whole steam. From Steve trying to deliver his story in earnest with patience wearing thin, to PPP's (that's what I call him, PPP) disinterest-fueled ribbing of Steve, to Warski's interest in every other screen than the one his guest is on. Chat was an odd mix of opinions rather than uniform sticker posting.
The thing is if Steve had shown any interest in pro-wrestling then showing him the Big Gold Belt would have been cool, but Ashton did it to probably make Steve cringe for some reason. It's like don't bring up trivia about your favorite movies or tv shows unless you know someone is interested.

For anyone curious, I think this is the wrestling moment Steve is referring to about WWE revealing it's fake in a major way.

Dude I just feel bad for Steve.
I hope they're paying him 10-20% of what they make when he's on, I think it's only fair they make so much each episode they could easily send him 20-100$ The sector is a grimy place though so I wouldn't be surprised if Steve is just coming on for free because he finds it fun.
 
i would be genuinely surprised and shocked if they were paying steve anything for his appearances. they'd be likely to say his payment is the additional YT subs he got from the listeners.
Yeah Steve has mentioned getting a increase of viewers in his chat for his solo streams. I hope it's translating to a few more dollars in his pocket.
 
I just saw this as I read your post. Its an admittedly pretty funny moment from Steve:
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I feel like at the beginning and first few interactions, Steve was probably interested in being a third chair. However, I'm not surprised now that he's just sidestepping that topic all together or laughing it off.

Also I love Steve's reaction to hearing PPP spent 500$ on a likely plastic or cheap metal belt.
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Just encapsules the whole "Really nigga?" energy.
 
They really couldn't cut up the destiny segment on the clip channel? Pretty sure they would get more views that way as well.
Yeah, depending on how many twists and turns take place in the Destiny affair (and it is becoming serious business, not just internet serious business), he could be their new Rekieta. Destiny, having a multitude of victims both male and female, and being such a high profile figure that made himself so universally unlikable by ridiculing the civilian casualty of the attempted Trump assassination, who was an emergency responder at that, is going to get a lot of attention through the entirety of the proceedings. The story is juicy and salacious, so there will be a lot of popcorn watchers who will imbibe all Destiny coverage from all sides. Destiny could be a real bread and butter story, but they are lazy, so here we are.
 
Yeah, depending on how many twists and turns take place in the Destiny affair (and it is becoming serious business, not just internet serious business), he could be their new Rekieta. Destiny, having a multitude of victims both male and female, and being such a high profile figure that made himself so universally unlikable by ridiculing the civilian casualty of the attempted Trump assassination, who was an emergency responder at that, is going to get a lot of attention through the entirety of the proceedings. The story is juicy and salacious, so there will be a lot of popcorn watchers who will imbibe all Destiny coverage from all sides. Destiny could be a real bread and butter story, but they are lazy, so here we are.
Pretty sure they got TurkeyTom to react to them pressing him on his e-daddy getting a child to show his penis or steam or something (one of the clip channels bigger videos). Honestly tom is a retard for ever associating with Destiny.
 
Yeah, depending on how many twists and turns take place in the Destiny affair (and it is becoming serious business, not just internet serious business), he could be their new Rekieta.
While I definitely agree that Destiny can be milked in a similar fashion, what makes the Rackets segments work so well is how in denial he is about his status as a fuck up. He's totally in control, life is great, etc. Destiny at least seems to know he's a scumbag degenerate. He doesn't change his behavior, but I don't think he's in denial.
 
While I definitely agree that Destiny can be milked in a similar fashion, what makes the Rackets segments work so well is how in denial he is about his status as a fuck up. He's totally in control, life is great, etc. Destiny at least seems to know he's a scumbag degenerate. He doesn't change his behavior, but I don't think he's in denial.
Fair, but ridiculing an emergency responder, a firefighter at that, as a streamer is the ultimate juxtaposition that gets the blood boiling. A manlet behind a microphone disparaging the widow of a hero makes for as equally unsympathetic of a party as a man who allowed his 9 year old to VASTLY fail the cocaine test. Unlike Rackets' case, where testing of the hair follicle was weeks after the initial story break, Destiny's shenanigans are known on day one of the scandal.

Added in edit: There is a firefighter YouTuber with 700K+ subs (probably closer to 1M* now) who is probably about 40 years of age with a shaved head who clapped back hard on The Amazing Atheist a few years back for asserting firefighters were over-lionized because they aren't in the 10 most dangerous/lethal professions in America. That firefighter who pulls your mother, wife or daughter out of a blaze might survive the affair, but they might fight a respiratory infection for months because of smoke inhalation doing so. But, of course, it doesn't count because they survived. Correction, he has 4.71M subs. He has an epic vid here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcSV4apgzEk
 
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They really couldn't cut up the destiny segment on the clip channel? Pretty sure they would get more views that way as well.
There is probably alot of friction behind the scenes between tard and lard due to everyone (but mainly us) shitting on warski and proposing that PPP looking to go his own way with DSP. Which probably has resulted in Flaked and Warski actively sabotaging the YT and the show.
 
While I definitely agree that Destiny can be milked in a similar fashion, what makes the Rackets segments work so well is how in denial he is about his status as a fuck up. He's totally in control, life is great, etc. Destiny at least seems to know he's a scumbag degenerate. He doesn't change his behavior, but I don't think he's in denial.
For pure content sake I would agree that balldo is better for long term milking but destiny has way more enemies (left and right) so his downfall is more prayed upon.
 
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