Oscars 2025

[BrainSand63]

I hope “Flow” wins both awards it was nominated for. In times like these, we need more movies about animals

 

[The Nothingness]

Were the visual effects for Wicked even that good to warrant a Oscar nomination?

 

[Arturito Burrito]

Nosferatu not being nominated for best picture but being nominated for best costume design reminds me why I no longer care about the oscars.

It's been 8 years, but I still remember when Stark Trek lost in the same category in favor of Suicide Squad.
Speaking of capeshit, I'm surprised the Oscars didn't give a pity nomination to any of them. I honestly thought Joker 2 was getting nominated. I'd rather watch it again that see whatever movie that vagina song came from.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

It's been 8 years, but I still remember when Stark Trek lost in the same category in favor of Suicide Squad.
Speaking of capeshit, I'm surprised the Oscars didn't give a pity nomination to any of them. I honestly thought Joker 2 was getting nominated. I'd rather watch it again that see whatever movie that vagina song came from.

There wasn't much capeshit that came out last year, and Joker 2 is leading the Razzie's

The only worthwhile capeshit that came out was just Deadpool & Wolverine. The most I can see it being acknowledged is Hugh Jackman and Ryan Reynolds presenting an award

 

[Arturito Burrito]

Joker 2 is leading the Razzie's

I saw the nominations from the Razzies 2025 thread, and boy did Todd Phillips ruin his reputation for nothing.

 

[Farm Hand]

Everything I've heard about Emilia Perez, including a whole plot summary, makes the movie sound like a critical satire of transgenderism, yet it was actually made as a sincere promotion.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Ariana Grande got an Oscar nomination for best supporting actress. WTF?

Maybe it's literal? She always seems to be holding up the other black skelly in those creepy interviews.

 

[Crex Crex]

But you know the tron movie will win because Drumpf

I would love it if Tron won an Oscar.

 

[Kiislova]

I would love it if Tron won an Oscar.

I accidentally an 'O' but man I'd love to see another Tron movie. I wouldn't trust disney with it though, not current year disney.

The Oscars were already a bit on the redeeming path. In '23

I took a gander at the 2023 Oscars and they indeed were a return to form to the pre-trump era, with nominations that actually made sense, and winners that actually deserved, "All quiet in the western front" was great, Top Gun maverick got a consolation price from holywood, even considering I did not like "Everything everywhere all at once" all that much I admit it was a fun film deserving of praise.

Inside Out 2 will win best animated because Pixar

If that slop snubs "Wild Robot" or "Flow" I will be pissed.
Animation is (usually) as innofensive a category as it gets, no troon awards, no deep politsperg awards... Only "Disney lined my pockets" to fight against.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Everything I've heard about Emilia Perez, including a whole plot summary, makes the movie sound like a critical satire of transgenderism, yet it was actually made as a sincere promotion.

Yep but the plot is really funny

First 40 minutes are about Drug Dealer MANitas going to get a sex change operation by kidnapping this lawyer to find a doctor for him and continuously threatens her. She advocates for them (not even out of fear given later) because Manitas shows off their HRT boobies.

Then there's a timeskip and suddenly Manitas (or Emilia) is magically a saint who wants to reunite with their children, but the next half of the movie is just a mix of Mrs. Doubtfire and Sound of Freedom where former Mexican Cartel Members team up to find missing bodies of the victims that they most likely killed because of Saint Emilia. Saint Emilia acts super righteous about the corrupt government despite perpetuating that system. Then Saint Emilia gets in a relationship with a widow of one of her victims, but its okay because that dead guy is abusive.

Then the last third of the movie happens because Saint Emilia had an incel meltdown that Selena Gomez wife wants to move on and move away with the kids which causes Saint Emilia to beat the shit out of her, freeze all the money from Selena's account, and then repeatedly acts like she's a slut despite them moving onto a relationship of their own (despite the fact in the film, Selena thinks her husband has been died for 5 years and Saint Emilia having a relationship of her own).

Selena's evil cartel lover than kidnaps Saint Emilia and has a shoot out with people employed by Saint Emilia where Lawyer is watching it all happen, then Saint Emilia then sings a song to show that she was actually MANitas all along which makes Selena have a change of heart so when her evil cartel lover shoves Saint Emilia in the back and drives off, Selena swerves the car, ending up killing all three. Lawyer has custody of the kids and then the last song is all of Mexico literally treating Emilia as a Saint.

This movie unironically makes their transwoman character who was a fucking cartel boss a saint automatically because they are trans. This film is to Transpeople what the "Magical Negro" trope is to black people.

 

[Lone MacReady II]

I remember that one where Ricky Gervais called everyone pedophiles. You're not getting a more honest Hollyjew awards show than that.

This is the type of shit the father in Get Out would glaze just to look more progressive, it's the "I'd vote for Obama a third time" of awards

Amusing since the nigger who made get out would likely vote for Obongo's 4th term after Pedojoe.

I really thought The Substance had it in the bag this year. I know the Oscars don't like horror, but its a satire, made by a woman, mainly about women, and is about aging and hollywood and shit. Still the best movie I saw all of 2024.


Same.

It takes some balls to do what Demi does in the film.
She goes from this
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Also, Margaret Qualley got snubbed.

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Its probably gonna win best visual effects and/or makeup. If it doesn't, I riot.

Sadly that's probably what her actual tits look like now.... a sorry state of affairs.

 

[Peep Plops]

At least the shitty tennis movie about Zendaya sucking cock on and off the court didn't get nominated and it's making faggots seethe so that's a positive in my book. As for the rest I say the fires deserve all the awards.

 

[Farm Hand]

At least the shitty tennis movie about Zendaya sucking cock on and off the court didn't get nominated and it's making faggots seethe so that's a positive in my book. As for the rest I say the fires deserve all the awards.

Is there something remarkable about Challengers besides the dramatic love triangle and flaunting of Zendaya as a sex symbol that the trailer presents the movie as?

 

[Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed]

Interesting a film like The Piano Lesson wasn’t nominated for anything, considering the “legacy of slavery” messaging.

Is there something remarkable about Challengers besides the dramatic love triangle and flaunting of Zendaya as a sex symbol that the trailer presents the movie as?

At least we saw Zendaya’s see-through titties. Kinda.

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

I accidentally an 'O' but man I'd love to see another Tron movie.

Monkey paw wish granted, get ready for Tron Ares coming out October 10th staring fucking Jared Leto, the midas of manure.

Is there something remarkable about Challengers besides the dramatic love triangle and flaunting of Zendaya as a sex symbol that the trailer presents the movie as?

There was some interesting editing choices in the movie here and there that I would automatically place it above Emilia Perez as deserving a nomination in that category, but in the same way I can just as easily say that there was better and more interesting editing in other things I saw last year like The Substance and Nosferatu which weren't nominated so those should have been in instead of Emilia Perez, something which can probably be said thirteen times.

 

[ZMOT]

sound like a critical satire of transgenderism, yet it was actually made as a sincere promotion.

woke media in a nutshell

 

[Miles Gloriosus]

I am jacked to the tits about a hulking dude winning the Oscar for best actress. If the camera responds by panning slowly over a long row of A-list actresses, I may have to rub one out. It’s the champagne of victory.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

The funniest shit about the movie is how Zoe Saldana's character talks a big game about wanting to bring the corrupt to justice yet meanwhile aids in keeping the cartel boss' double life a secret who is not a really terrible person, and aids in their plan to look like a saint.

It doesn't help that Saint Emilia still likes to use their power as a cartel boss from starting a scene where Zoe Saldana is like "I'd want to have children" to respond with "Oh I can buy you a husband" (then this gets paid off with Saldana being the new mom of the cartel boss' children), cuts off Selena Gomez financially, and gets goons to go beat up someone who they don't like. But Saint Emilia is a good guy because they started an NGO to identify all their victims while doing nothing against the cartel (because again Saint Emilia still loves the power of a cartel boss).

"I want to bring corruption to light" -> Conveniently ignores the Cartel Boss whose given them shitloads of money to help

Also there are more songs that are pretty shit like this one from the cartel boss pre-transition, You don't need to understand how bad the singing is here since this is how they talk prior to transitioning

And this one where Saldana has a duet to convince the surgeon to agree to help the cartel boss transition (Fun Fact: It was an Israeli doctor that did the surgery, sadly not "Penis to Vagina" guy)

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Wait, are you telling me that the troon movie is about a cartel boss who troons up and he's presented positively because of this?

Do they know cartels kill and traffic people, right?

 

[cybertoaster]

Best performance from someone with a pussy amy from sonic 3

You fapping to furry porn of her aren't you?

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Oh please god let this sweep every category

Edit: Just found out that by being nominated for 13 awards this farce in the now in the leagues of Gone With The Wind, LOTR, Forrest Gump and Mary Poppins. The record is 14 nominations.

This is so gay it got me to post jojo, anyway, what's with the glorification of genital plastic surgery? these fucks should be forced to see the entire SRS horrors thread 100 times over.

And LMAO that swanky clinic in bang-cock, this is what it actually looks like:

Most tranny surgery horror stories involve thai doctors too...

I would almost bet agents all over are telling celebrities to ixnay on the oliticspay

They wont, hollywood is more about ideology and which side you're on than actual economic success else directors like Michael Bay would be gods and conservative actors wouldn't be told to fuck off even if the public likes them. But if you play the right cards/know important people/suck the right cock you can have a career of doing nothing but shit movies and still get parts because you say the right thing, that's why the most mediocre an actor is the most politically autistic they seem to be. In reality they don't care about anything, too narcissistic, all they say is what their agent tells them to say.

A Different Man

That movie sucked so hard, "bee urself" stretched for 2 hours.

Razzies 2025

If they had balls they would've nominated the same movies the oscars did.