Greer v. Moon, No. 20-cv-00647 (D. Utah Sep. 16, 2020)

[Dizzyuntildeath]

What is it when you own the brothel, you're the only patron, and there are zero hookers employed by it?

a goon cave.

 

[Sam Losco]

What is it when you own the brothel, you're the only patron, and there are zero hookers employed by it?

A day ending in Y for Russ.

 

[reactionary]

The judge should reply relatively soon, but we don't know the exact day

But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.

— Matthew 24:36

 

[kcbbq]

It appears that Russell CAN get stuff done on time when HE deems it important. Apparently muh plights and his need to work didn't stop him from filing that mountain of dreck just a couple of days after the ruling.

Yeah, he's desperately trying to avoid the consequences of his own actions. He and his hooker money are the only things that matter to him.

 

[Napoleon III]

The judge should reply relatively soon, but we don't know the exact day

Anytime something like this seems to take longer it seems like it is a big shocking thing. I don't know though and I wait with anticipation.

One good thing about this case is it makes me like the weekdays slightly more.

 

[Broken Cuddles]

What is it when you own the brothel, you're the only patron, and there are zero hookers employed by it?

Thats just jerking off with extra steps.

 

[Mind Goblins]

One good thing about this case is it makes me like the weekdays slightly more.

We should petition Trump to have the courts open on weekends. The judicial system is too slow, the only solution is to have the courthouses open from 8 AM to 10 PM local time seven days a week, with judges and staff working in shifts like any other working American. The judges can have clerks working on their days off to docket and summarize anything that comes in while the judge is off. This will obviously require more court staff than we currently have, however all we have to do is commission Capcom to make a Phoenix Wright spinoff series where you play as different roles in a courthouse and students will be lining up in droves to get into programs readying themselves for the profession. If it worked in Japan [citation needed] for defense attorneys it can work here!

All of that nonsense I just typed is a more realistic plan than anything Russ has posted about buying and running a brothel.

 

[obsdj]

This will obviously require more court staff than we currently have

With all the money we're gonna save ditching all the DEI departments, we can afford to hire some extra people who actually do a real job in this country.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Want to sate your hunger for more of Russ' lawsuits? New one here, and there's HUNDREDS upon HUNDREDS of pages to read. Enjoy!

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/russell-greer-just_some_dude_named_russell29-a-safer-nevada-pac.30488/post-20413631

 

[Empress Nympho]

Want to sate your hunger for more of Russ' lawsuits? New one here, and there's HUNDREDS upon HUNDREDS of pages to read. Enjoy!

I can't handle all this tonight but I might be a little bit in love with you. Thank you for your service.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Thank you for your service.

You're welcome, but it is just as much my achievement as it is of those who chipped in to help me cover the costs.

 

[Harvey Danger]

Short as that other suit was, I still noticed some interesting similarities with this suit. (Besides the obvious terrible logic, plightsplaining, and other hallmarks of Greer motions.)

The other judge denied Greer's emergency motion for more time because he found Greer wasn't being diligent, wasn't pursuing the case in good faith, and was not excusably negligent. Part of this finding comes from Greer admitting he only checked his mail every 2 weeks. He also admitted that after receiving a notice postmarked Nov 30th on Dec 12, he didn't immediately read it because he was "too busy". He claims he thought the deadline started from receipt, not postmark. But the judge notes that Greer didn't try to reach out to anyone else to check, and he didn't try to get an extension from defendants until after the deadline.

Spoiler: it's like Taylor Swift fan poetry, it rhymes

Sounds very similar to his deadline shenanigans in this case. Greer claims that his inbox gets swamped and he can't find emails, meaning he isn't checking it every day while being "actively" engaged in litigation with known deadlines. He didn't work on his documents until right up to the deadline, as evidenced by him asking Hardin for a 2nd copy of the discovery demand the day before they were due. He was "researching" novel motions the day his witness list was due, to the point where he couldn't email 2 lines of phone numbers until hours after deadline.

But the other suit's mail thing happened back in 2022, while this case was also underway. Greer just admitted he was not diligently checking his mail, and he was not diligently pursuing a case, at the same time this case was underway. It's not something he grew out of before filing this suit. And it's not one defendant's opinion, it's the adjudicated judgement of a court that he was inexcusably negligent in pursuing his suit.

Hardin can claim patterns with everything else and Greer can argue about relevance and similarities. But Greer can't argue away that a judge found him negligent and inattentive during the 5 years he's been dragging this case on.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

You're welcome, but it is just as much my achievement as it is of those who chipped in to help me cover the costs.

No, brother. This one is yours, carry the flag. Sic semper retardus.

 

[AnOminous]

Part of this finding comes from Greer admitting he only checked his mail every 2 weeks.

Say what you like about them, especially in this case, but federal judges generally work ridiculous hours that often include weekends and holidays, and no federal judge is going to have any patience whatsoever for some lazy bum cocksucker with nothing better to do than frivolous litigation claiming he's too "busy" to meet deadlines in cases he brought himself.

 

[DHugo]

I wish Hardin a million dollars!

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

lazy bum cocksucker

only two of those are true. I reckon he's a cockslurper by physical limitations.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

only two of those are true. I reckon he's a cockslurper by physical limitations.

I dunno something about this reminds me of someone

 

[a hapless toad]

I dunno something about this reminds me of someone

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Or for our bong friends, who need a friendlier vacuum...

 

[The Dude]

I dunno something about this reminds me of someone

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Don't you DARE defile Kirby vacuums by associating them with that retarded, slack-mouthed pipsqueak like that. Kirby vacuums are high quality, built to last, and they actually perform how the manufacturer says they will, unlike Shit-Lips. I've had one for years and it's the best vacuum I've ever used. And my grandfather made an honest living as a Kirby salesman. Kirby is one of the few products where they really are making them like they used to.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Don't you DARE defile Kirby vacuums by associating them with that retarded, slack-mouthed pipsqueak like that. Kirby vacuums are high quality, built to last, and they actually perform how the manufacturer says they will, unlike Shit-Lips. I've had one for years and it's the best vacuum I've ever used. And my grandfather made an honest living as a Kirby salesman. Kirby is one of the few products where they really are making them like they used to.

I was just going off that shitlips "mouth profile" looks like the head of an old upright. Someone can do the needful photoshop.