DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Corpun]

IT IS OUT

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

ICS is gone. Hopefully this starts a new meltdown arc.

Gee Phil, for a guy who once again says that he doesn’t care, you sure do sound like you care about what people are saying. Also, this doesn’t seem very pahsitive.

 

[lupinthethird]

The rules of the nominations for the Viewer's """Choice""" marathon:

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I love how huge the section is where he lists all the games that are not allowed to be nominated.

To be charitable to him I'm actually surprised he's leaving it this open to dents to choose, I was totally expecting him to list several of his own choices for games he would personally selfishly enjoy. I'm not going to be surprised if he bitches and whines about the games the viewers do end up choosing and just elects his own choices. It's either that or his viewers are gonna pick some recent slumber fest that he'll likely bitch about viewership once he does decide to do a full playthrough of it. INB4 Ninja Gaiden 2 remake.

 

[CopingSneedingDentractor]

I don't understand how he can have such strong opinions about Doom. Such a contrarian faggot. It did remind me of his awful take when they revealed it last summer and this image someone made.

 

[Corpun]

Look at the back of his head to his back it's a perfectly straight line how is that a thing?

"People at school used to call me 'Phil with the oddly shaped head'."

Imagine that being your moniker at school. Even Fat Phil, Retard Phil, Weirdo Phil, etc. are less degrading than that.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

I don't understand how he can have such strong opinions about Doom. Such a contrarian faggot. It did remind me of his awful take when they revealed it last summer and this image someone made.

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Considering how much he pissed and moaned over Eternal for being...a video game, I wasn't too surprised. That said, fuck you Phil, Medieval DOOM is awesome

 

[Love Is Blue]

To be charitable to him I'm actually surprised he's leaving it this open to dents to choose, I was totally expecting him to list several of his own choices for games he would personally selfishly enjoy. I'm not going to be surprised if he bitches and whines about the games the viewers do end up choosing and just elects his own choices. It's either that or his viewers are gonna pick some recent slumber fest that he'll likely bitch about viewership once he does decide to do a full playthrough of it. INB4 Ninja Gaiden 2 remake.

my brother in Christ. dave always does this and then reads the suggestions his dents send, shuts them down calls them retards and plays whatever he wants to play

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

This "I don't want to have a day meeting friends because I have a wife" is one of the most insane and saddest copes from Phil. Worse, he thinks saying lies like this makes him look good and a loving husband.

 

[johnkimble123]

This "I don't want to have a day meeting friends because I have a wife" is one of the most insane and saddest copes from Phil. Worse, he thinks saying lies like this makes him look good and a loving husband.

Not even the first time he's said it. He's said in the past he doesn't have time for friends, he's married. Whatever the fuck that means.

I don't know if that's a parents thing or he's just a social outcast thing, but he has no clue how to be an adult. I would bet if in their using pre-chopped vegetables (which btw, who the fuck buys peppers to chop them ahead of time) they realized they were missing something, they wouldn't just go out & get it.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I don't understand how he can have such strong opinions about Doom. Such a contrarian faggot. It did remind me of his awful take when they revealed it last summer and this image someone made.

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He’s being a whiny bitch because he can’t facetank as usual, and has to actually use strategy and move around. He wants to play it like he played the original Doom: piss poorly, because he wouldn’t fucking use strategy and move around.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

I don't understand how he can have such strong opinions about Doom. Such a contrarian faggot. It did remind me of his awful take when they revealed it last summer and this image someone made.

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don't worry, he'll probably play it for christmas 2025 for 15 minutes and shit on it the entire time.

 

[LuchaZombie]

This "I don't want to have a day meeting friends because I have a wife" is one of the most insane and saddest copes from Phil. Worse, he thinks saying lies like this makes him look good and a loving husband.

And even worse than that is when you realize he doesn’t do shit with his wife either.

Never once have I heard him say “we went on a date” or went on a staycation, it’s always eating DoorDash and playing video games like fuckin middle schoolers.

They’re NEVER going on a honeymoon but he’ll definitely blow more cash on more retard lights and video game junk.

 

[BlastMonk]

Phil really came on stream to discuss his underwear prefrences. We're seeing mental decline in freefall who fucking does that? And then he goes on a cult leader rant about not asking about what happended to one of the whales as its 'sissy girl shit'. Never heard anyone say the term 'sissy girl' before its so childish and really reveals what he really thinks about women and gay men. And then he gets this rightous anger about 'online stalkers' who are 'crazy,insane over the top obessive weirdos' because people DARE to ask a question and click a whales name on a leaderboard. They need counciling and help according to him. He's going insane from the day drinking (clear liquid in a mug is 100% alcohol) and no socialising with real people.

I hope another 'save the house' era is coming soon.

 

[LifeAlert]

Phil really came on stream to discuss his underwear prefrences. We're seeing mental decline in freefall who fucking does that?

I hope another 'save the house' era is coming soon.

Clear foreshadowing. This all but confirms the OnlyFans arc is happening really fucking soon. Holy shit, get hyped dents!

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I don't understand how he can have such strong opinions about Doom. Such a contrarian faggot. It did remind me of his awful take when they revealed it last summer and this image someone made.

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Phil bitch about anything that is popular. He thinks he’s going against the grain, but it makes him out to be a giant fag. He’s a 42 year old man who is still trying to act like a pseudo-intellectual teen who is “better” than the main stream crowd for not “confirming”. I’m sure he doesn’t want to play it. He just want to sit down and beg for money.

Spoiler: Speculation

Also, speaking of skipping A list games, I was thinking about this, if Phil kept with the Kino alt right grift shit, would he skip GTA 6? When the game was announced, right leaning “influencers” were saying they were going to “boycott” it over the fact you can kill cops in the game. I wonder if Phil would follow suit and do the same thing. I guess since he’s getting out of politics, we will never know.

 

[LifeAlert]

Also, speaking of skipping A list games, I was thinking about this, if Phil kept with the Kino alt right grift shit, would he skip GTA 6? When the game was announced, right leaning “influencers” were saying they were going to “boycott” it over the fact you can kill cops in the game. I wonder if Phil would follow suit and do the same thing. I guess since he’s getting out of politics, we will never know.

Phil absolutely will not skip GTA 6. GTA 6 is going to save the business. Just watch.

 

[Digger10]

Phil absolutely will not skip GTA 6. GTA 6 is going to save the business. Just watch.

I hope he doesn't. His GTA playthroughs had some of his funniest stuff.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Yet another sign of Phil being antisocial I hadn't picked up on until now is he can't even fathom the idea that he could socialize with his wife *and* friends. He always makes it sound like it's one or the other. Reminds me of the time Leanna had people over and Phil didn't even think about going to socialize or at least introduce himself or something and instead just hid out in his office the entire time until they left.

Yeah, he's a hermit loser. I just think the big thing is the way he wastes so much of his time. Reminds me of that Familia DSP episode where the neighbor says "sounds like you're working harder, not smarter." He could probably stream a few less hours a day and still get the same amount of money from the dents. That's not to mention all the stupid upload babysitting and backseat moderation he does in his spare time (look at the kick ban logs, he's watching the names of his new followers 24/7 in his free time). If he actually wanted friends, he could stop micromanaging stupid shit and go make some.

 

[Donut Coma]

Phil did that "interview" with Keem last year during the Queen arc where they sucked each other off (plz rate this as Islamic). I think the door is open and it's only a matter of time.

I have DSP turning to Keem as a long shot sometime during tax season. Or when things do go terribly awry with KC; he won't be able to handle the actual malice PPP and Warski are capable of.

Really, I thought DSP had dodged a bullet by steering clear of LCL, but Wings and Boogie and even Keem himself would have been much better for him than the degradation going on now.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Funny (in the weird/suspicious manner) story - I vividly remember that when Phil went back to CT to get married, he explicitly mentioned they got a friend to cat-sit Jasper. He's pretty much memoryholed that detail thereafter, but the fact of the matter is that him and Kat were OOO for a week while Jasper was in the Snort Fort.
Best case he's done this before, worst case is he's outright lying (big shocker).

Oh you're right. They said a friend fed Jasper, but there are a lot of options for normal people---a friend, a neighbor, a cat sitter, or someone Kat works with you give a few bucks to...for the non-mentally disturbed these things get done. My family had a diabetic cat and found someone who knew how to give needles. We still went on vacations. It's only Phil who finds the basics of life impossible to manage (when he chooses to anyway).

Then he was flying back home to have a secret wedding.

Now he's preventing his wife from ever being able to leave their town for a vacation until their cat dies.