Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

atrocious esteban said:
So at this point, Andy's gotten rid of like most of the things he's got set up in Ohio or w/e tf he is rn. If he actually does leave this home, what's the next plan? State hop and repeat the process?
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My theory? He might eventually end up in California or Portland, Oregon.

Does this mean he'll get the benefits he seeks and try to hoist his fetish on people there? Who knows. but he is exhausting all his options.
 
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Wendyverse Enjoyer said:
My theory? He might eventually end up in California or Portland, Oregon.

Does this mean he'll get the benefits he seeks and try to hoist his fetish on people there? Who knows. but he is exhausting all his options.
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he'll definitely get attacked by a tweaker if he ends up in either one of those places, and I cannot wait.
 
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I've often wondered *shudder* if in fact Andrew sits in his own shit just to get a rash he can then bitch about and go to the ER for

Or

Does he just love sitting in his own shit so much he will do it until it starts to hurt?

Fuck, what a disgusting creature Andrew Ditch is that such a question could even come about.
 
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Sweeter and Savoury said:
I've often wondered *shudder* if in fact Andrew sits in his own shit just to get a rash he can then bitch about and go to the ER for

Or

Does he just love sitting in his own shit so much he will do it until it starts to hurt?

Fuck, what a disgusting creature Andrew Ditch is that such a question could even come about.
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He's said he has hidradenitis suppurativa, and I heard him say his armpits are worse...
I think it's also been a reason for some hospitals not taking him, because he will spread mrsa.
 
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Spergerella Junior said:
Please ship him to Kensington where we can watch him on the live. YouTube street cams
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I would have paid to see Andy and terry davis sit in the same room together for 10 minutes. andy likes to think he's smart under that retarded facade? Terry would have scared Andy so much he might give up the scam if it means maybe ending up with a roommate screaming about glow in the dark CIA niggers.

Where ever you are Terry, RIP.

Sweeter and Savoury said:
I've often wondered *shudder* if in fact Andrew sits in his own shit just to get a rash he can then bitch about and go to the ER for

Or

Does he just love sitting in his own shit so much he will do it until it starts to hurt?

Fuck, what a disgusting creature Andrew Ditch is that such a question could even come about.
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He does. he has intentionally made his rashes worse on purpose to make it seem like he can't take care of himself, which would necessitate him being put in a home. This tactic no longer works, for it to work he'd need to play along and not throw out his diapers and prove he can do complex tasks like remember medical laws. But he has to show he's special and smart and better than everyone else which blows his cover. there's also the fact he recently admitted he is faking all this to his care providers in a wild card move that's backfiring like a old car with diarrhea.
Wendyverse Enjoyer said:
My theory? He might eventually end up in California or Portland, Oregon.

Does this mean he'll get the benefits he seeks and try to hoist his fetish on people there? Who knows. but he is exhausting all his options.
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He will have to leave the east coast/midwest to get the kind for care he wants now. Andy will not want to lose the dried up umbilically cord with his dying mom and dad, but at this point extremely liberal cities like those are the only hope for him outside of Canada. And I doubt andy would want canada considering the wait times on universal health care. Andy does not have patience for that.

anliteralidiot said:
He's said he has hidradenitis suppurativa, and I heard him say his armpits are worse...
I think it's also been a reason for some hospitals not taking him, because he will spread mrsa.
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Adding a new disease to my list of andy's ailments.
 
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Sweeter and Savoury said:
I've often wondered *shudder* if in fact Andrew sits in his own shit just to get a rash he can then bitch about and go to the ER for

Or

Does he just love sitting in his own shit so much he will do it until it starts to hurt?

Fuck, what a disgusting creature Andrew Ditch is that such a question could even come about.
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It states in his medical records, by his mom, that he liked the feeling and kept doing it. It’s some sort of sexual parphila that I’ll never understand. If you check out Poopsquatch 2.0 channel, there is a video with the largest human shit I’ve ever seen in my life. I could not imagine sitting it in, but I’m not the one with a scat fetish.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
He's said he has hidradenitis suppurativa
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Nigger rash.

"Race. Ethnicity or race might affect risk level. The condition occurs most in Black people, possibly due to genetic factors."
Yamcha's Only Fan said:
Adding a new disease to my list of andy's ailments.
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Imaginary aillments, perhaps?

"An infection or being unclean does not cause hidradenitis suppurativa, and it can't be spread to other people."

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/hidradenitis-suppurativa/symptoms-causes/syc-20352306
 
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anliteralidiot said:
He's said he has hidradenitis suppurativa, and I heard him say his armpits are worse...
I think it's also been a reason for some hospitals not taking him, because he will spread mrsa.
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So far the list is:
Auditory processing disorder (YER HURTING MY EARS!)
Unspecified sensory processing issues. (I can't use a fork or wipe my ass because sensory issues)
Expressive Receptive language disorder (I dun know what I'm saying, I just repeat things)
Tourette's (Look gaiz, my face is twitching and I snap my fingers. that's tourette's!)
Autism (no clear delineation of what kind of autism, just broad general autism)
Diabetes (the most believable disease he has)
Incontinence (I gotta wear diapers, gaiz)
OBCD
Unspecified shoulder injury
Unspecified back injury
Unspecified knee injury
Unspecified eye injury
Echolalia (I just repeat complex things gaiz, I dunno what I'm saying! I'm a retard I swear!)
Hidradenitis suppurativa (I dunno how to wipe my ass so I'm going to sit in this diaper until my skin falls off.)
 
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anliteralidiot said:
erm ackshually it's "I've got tunneling cysts in my sweat glands, so I'm gonna sit in this diaper and let it fester until my skin falls off"
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clearly then Andy needs to go to backalley doctor who can remove those cysts. Preferably with a wide drill bit. Y'know, so they can be sure to get all of it in one go.
 
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Andy, at one point, had a delusion that Nick Rekieta was one of his cyberbullies, back in 2021... He even says Rekeita doesn't look like an attorney, because he doesn't dress like one.
And while I'm not a shit stirrer... If there are any Andy weens reading this, you have the potential to do something very funny.


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Constellationzero said:
Hole saw.
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Amdy hole

I wonder why Andy feels the need to use the Kvetch and Spell in between arguing with someone. Like one or the other dude. He could easily convince someone he isn't non verbal AND monologue to them if he really wanted too. He's just too impulsive to keep the fake up.
 
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