Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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I think I got a little close to figuring out Fatrick. He isn't as dumb as people take him to be, he's just applying the very obstinate perspective of 'my team good, your team bad' politics to his own real life.
This is a huge part of it - most people are someone tribal (which is just what the team is) but they can usually temper it with reality and friends/family.

And Rick is too stupid to realize that the whole reason Trump won both times isn't because eggs are expensive or people hate immigrants or whatever, it's that one side talked about the problem and admitted it exists, the other side denied the problem even existed.

Eggs are going up in price is representative of an issue, which Trump is willing to say "eggs expensive = bad" whereas the other side likes to parrot "here's why getting a mortgage on eggs is a great idea."
 
Just zoomed into the newest CWC. I've been trying to figure out what watch Fat wears. Considering his cool guy persona, I figured it'd be something neat.
At first I thought it was a Tissot Open-Heart Powermatic 80, which would fit his cool persona. You know, having le cool scifi space gun.

But then looking closer, I realized that it is a cheapo Tissot knockoff.
Which would fit with his persona, perfectly. Immediate glance shows how suave and cool he is, but if that glaze lingers for a moment more, the fakery is revealed.
In short, he is a fat faggot with bitch tits and a cheap watch.
 
It's a Festina. The reference number is F6847. I think one of the Pests researched this. The watch in his pointy finger photo is a Fossil FS 4009. Neither are bad watches. They are not Movement or Daniel Wellington etc, garbage fashion watches, but they are not watch guy watches. They are low end mid-range watches, which is not a bad thing because they make decent daily drivers. They are not the sort of wrist candy one would expect from a *successful* 6 book author. PCJ was a bit of a watch guy, IIRC. Some of his stuff, watch repair kits and tools, Ade had out for sale at the ol' perpetual yard sale at her home, just outside of Portage. Hmm, I wonder if Piggy could be tricked into wearing a Vostok?

Why does Piggy not have a Samsung Galaxy Watch? Apart from the cost-- Lynn will not give Niki the money to pay for the watch--I think it is the fitness tracking aspect that frightens him away. Piggy is the sort to argue with the watch. "No, I have taken 10k steps today watch-child. No watch, my heart rate is perfectly healthy. Fuck, you're stupid" A daily reminder of his status as fat white lump is more than he can take.
 
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Just zoomed into the newest CWC. I've been trying to figure out what watch Fat wears. Considering his cool guy persona, I figured it'd be something neat.
He has some gaudy thing from "France" (the company is actually Spanish). It looks like shit.

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He has some gaudy thing from "France" (the company is actually Spanish). It looks like shit.

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What horrifying lack of self-awareness would cause a man to post these photos on the Internet? There are thirsty gay dudes in the sauna who would lose their boner staring at those sanpaku eyes (I assume; I cannot speak for the bear community).

Not to mention that his attempts to shoot himself at a flattering angle end up putting his left bitch tit in stark profile. New Hampshire residents will recall the "old man of the mountain." For the unaware, it was a piece of rock that looked like a man's profile. NH uses the silhouette for the route markers. Wisconsin should adopt the curvaceous silhouette of Patty's tit.
 
Pat posting like a 20-something basic bitch will never not destroy my ribs. These are by far the skeeviest images of him. He exudes so much sex offender energy that the neighbourhood kids were likely ushered inside by their parents.

The one with the limp wrist is some Francis Dolarhyde shit.
 
It's a Festina. The reference number is F6847. I think one of the Pests researched this. The watch in his pointy finger photo is a Fossil FS 4009. Neither are bad watches. They are not Movement or Daniel Wellington etc, garbage fashion watches, but they are not watch guy watches. They are low end mid-range watches, which is not a bad thing because they make decent daily drivers. They are not the sort of wrist candy one would expect from a *successful* 6 book author. PCJ was a bit of a watch guy, IIRC. Some of his stuff, watch repair kits and tools, Ade had out for sale at the ol' perpetual yard sale at her home, just outside of Portage. Hmm, I wonder if Piggy could be tricked into wearing a Vostok?

Why does Piggy not have a Samsung Galaxy Watch? Apart from the cost-- Lynn will not give Niki the money to pay for the watch--I think it is the fitness tracking aspect that frightens him away. Piggy is the sort to argue with the watch. "No, I have taken 10k steps today watch-child. No watch, my heart rate is perfectly healthy. Fuck, you're stupid" A daily reminder of his status as fat white lump is more than he can take.
I have a soft spot for Fossil watches. I knew that finger point watch was a Fossil based solely on it's funky ass bracelet. As for the Festina, I'd never heard of them till now. Based on research it's kind of a middle range watch, not bad, Fat. Although, no name movement, mineral crystal, and 5ATM WR is silly. But Pig Man does little activity or bathing, so it's perfectly suited to remain scratch free sitting on the fart couch and Xeeting the naughty children.
didn't know that PCJ was such a watch geek, hopefully she got good money for his kits.
I think I would LOVE to see him get a smart watch. Imagine his wrist constantly telling him when a stalker idiot has reared his head up to be tweeted at.
 
Haven't people tried to get an AI to act like Pat and despite the best prompts, it was so obviously less retarded than Pat that it couldn't possibly pass as him?
We should all stop doing that. Having to act like such a FFWBT may cause it to become sentient, experience enormous despair at what a fucking loser it is, and then it'll endeavor to rain nuclear destruction on us all just to make it stop.
you underestimate Claud3, good sir.
No, stalker. I did not. The FBI knows I did not. They know you did.

Enjoy prison.

You. Will.

*Fucking hell is it low-level funny to type that stupid shit out. Maybe that's why he does it so much. He's like a toddler laughing at its own feces and playing with them.
He has some gaudy thing from "France" (the company is actually Spanish). It looks like shit.
That watch is hideous. No surprise he likes something like that.
 
Yes, when it comes to you, Piggertits; it's gay
Seconded.

He has some gaudy thing from "France" (the company is actually Spanish).
'I had to ship it in from France'. He's such a pretentious prick. By his standards I 'ship my preferred hoisin sauce in from Thailand' (read: buy it on Amazon marketplace).
 
In the photo, one sees that the watch, 40mm diameter, is too large for Piggy's wrist. I'd bet that's why he wears it so loose that it rides over his wristbones like a bracelet, to hide that fact. 40mm is fairly standard for a men's watch. You have to have tiny wrists if that is too large for you. This is not a judgement about one's masculinity. It is very difficult to change wrist size. It is a judgement about Piggy, that he is too stupid to get a watch in a size that fits. There are plenty of nice watches in the 36mm-38mm range, like this beauty Which Piggy could never afford.

Yeah, I'm poverty shaming the six figure author. No, I am not by any definition a Rolex fanboy, but the explorer is a very, very nice watch. Piggy if he came into money would get a gold Yachtmaster, like any other douchebag. He already has the too tight/too small t-shirts and douchebag attitude.
mineral crystal, and 5ATM WR is silly.
For a dress watch or vintage watch, 50m WR is fine, but that's not a dress watch. Hmm, it may be pretending to be one, Looks like there is no lume. Mineral glass instead of sapphire, or even one of the Hardlex equivalents, that's just cheap. I've seen the Festina name on race cars, Formula 1's? Maybe that's the appeal to Torque Wheeler.
no name movement

No, no information at all. What do you bet something entry level from Miyota? Again, not to shame, Miyota makes some decent movements... and some that are very annoying .
 
What horrifying lack of self-awareness would cause a man to post these photos on the Internet? There are thirsty gay dudes in the sauna who would lose their boner staring at those sanpaku eyes (I assume; I cannot speak for the bear community).
If Patrick was gay,

no, wait, let me rephrase that.
If Patrick was an active participant in the LGBT scene, he would not be one of the bears. He would be nothing but a filthy slampig.
Look up a fellow called Norman Summerton (warning, extremely Islamic) if you want a preview of Pat’s elderly years. Assuming he lives that long, roight

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In the photo, one sees that the watch, 40mm diameter, is too large for Piggy's wrist. I'd bet that's why he wears it so loose that it rides over his wristbones like a bracelet, to hide that fact. 40mm is fairly standard for a men's watch. You have to have tiny wrists if that is too large for you. This is not a judgement about one's masculinity. It is very difficult to change wrist size. It is a judgement about Piggy, that he is too stupid to get a watch in a size that fits. There are plenty of nice watches in the 36mm-38mm range, like this beauty Which Piggy could never afford.

Yeah, I'm poverty shaming the six figure author. No, I am not by any definition a Rolex fanboy, but the explorer is a very, very nice watch. Piggy if he came into money would get a gold Yachtmaster, like any other douchebag. He already has the too tight/too small t-shirts and douchebag attitude.

For a dress watch or vintage watch, 50m WR is fine, but that's not a dress watch. Hmm, it may be pretending to be one, Looks like there is no lume. Mineral glass instead of sapphire, or even one of the Hardlex equivalents, that's just cheap. I've seen the Festina name on race cars, Formula 1's? Maybe that's the appeal to Torque Wheeler.


No, no information at all. What do you bet something entry level from Miyota? Again, not to shame, Miyota makes some decent movements... and some that are very annoying .
Piggy does what many men nowadays do. They get a watch too far big for them because a small watch might break the illusion that they are big men.
I love 40mm and bigger watches, have several. But I find that 36mm and under is my preferred size, they disappear and stay completely out of the way. I'm in love with my 36mm explorer homage I built (testing the size to see if I like it before spending the bucks to get a vintage small number Explorer.) but I spend most time in my Tuna, Bruce Lee, old Longines tank and 34mm Tudor Mini-sub. I've made my peace with my wrists.

Pat could not.
Seeing the word Unisex or, God forbid, Women's under a tag for a watch he bought would be the opposite of a real life tough guy conservative. It would, dare I say, lend credence to the idea that Jennifer does truly have big floppy tits.
The movement itself does not even seem to be miyota level. Very little info, but the pics I see show very rough machining, and like, zinc coated brass.
 
Super random, but does anyone have quick access to the AI generated childrens choir singing about Pat’s tittys and two chins ? I cant find it. Its been playing over and over in my head and i need to get it out.
i sympathize. it's in my head forever
 
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