Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Anyone know what's up with img.nanaimg.net constantly being down? I want to relisten to the tapes without CWC's censoring of the swear words, but it just doesn't work. https://apostlegate.net/josiah-tapes/ is where it is all at, but the audio is hosted on img.nanaimg.net

There is a local archive way back on page 78.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/patric...anic-kempesh-padawan-v-2-5.65412/post-9998981

 

[Misogenes]

Ree, beat me to it. But yeah, the local archive works fine.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

There is a local archive way back on page 78.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/patric...anic-kempesh-padawan-v-2-5.65412/post-9998981

Thank you. You are a hero (as is the person who archived this)

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Thank you. You are a hero (as is the person who archived this)

If the Josia Tapes weren’t archived to the farms then we should just shut the whole damn hardship down. It’s be an embarrassment of top proportions.

Yes, stalker. A true and honest Fat Prick fanart corner for our beloved fat nigger with bitch tits.

Also the quote above links to a FattyPatty fanart thread - not really for discussion but a perfect place to catalog and archive anything you’ve created or found in your childish stalker journeys.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Miss Jennifer S. Tomlinson asked:

: Privileged Trump supporting scums... Uh... Huuuuuh..... What da heck?? My slay queen Kamala Girlboss recently learned about inflation??? Yas, bitch slay!!! Check y'all privilege becuz, I'm totally butch straight when I went shopping with my lesbian wife!!! Enjoy no privilege, cis scum stalker children!!!

Conclusion: Yes, when it comes to you, Piggertits; it's gay to go shopping with your barren lesbian wife; especially that you have looks that makes you look like an aged butch lesbian. It's also gay that you also hunt for niglets for pepperoni grinding, and also lets Niki gets her vagina farted by black men while you're watching them doing that to your barren lesbian wife. You did also attend a pride parade, thus concludes your homosexuality. Wait quietly for the knock.

 

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Pat has two things on his mind this morning.
Hitler...

...and the price of eggs.

 

[femoralcanal]

"I have the means, but I will not help my family"

See Pat, that kind of hate for your loved ones is why Toothless committed sudoku up your bum.

Spoiler: RIP never forget

 

[Summer of George]

and the price of eggs.

Lol, he’s really stuck on the egg thing this past week. I’m absolutely certain it’s because he has realized he actually can’t afford them. Breakfast corn ain’t going too cheaply these days either.

 

[AnOminous]

See Pat, that kind of hate for your loved ones is why Toothless committed sudoku up your bum.

He can't even keep a lizard alive. That's what a total retard he is. Thank God he got his parental rights stripped.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

You should check out his cover band, Fatrick eat world, his debut album Feed American is just hours of this though.

The chorus goes

"Pork sweat, baby child stalker"

 

[Al from Dadeville]

Breakfast corn ain’t going too cheaply these days either.

Nikki can let him root around in the garden once the weather warms up

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

"I have the means, but I will not help my family"

-reXeeted by someone who needed his wife's mother to pay off his internet debt

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

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"I have the means, but I will not help my family"

See Pat, that kind of hate for your loved ones is why Toothless committed sudoku up your bum.
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That email his smug, I know I’m not the only case so I won’t be demanding updates and I know my thumb drive has more than enough to warrant charges so I’m not worried in that regard. During the fucking summer of love tormenting me on Twitter this explains every “the police are hunting you down,” he just assumes because he said jump that they’ll be happy to investigate anon shitposters and he hand waves away any possibility that they couldn’t give the first fuck or that atalkers have broken no laws. This must be how he copes with all the years gone by, because these things take time and he’s already told the police child they have everything they need to proceeD.

 

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I'm flabbergasted, but Pat is actually dissing Trump's IQ based on his old test scores. Is there even one stone that this man living in a glass half-house will not throw?


Ed. - This guy cannot go 10 minutes without contradicting himself.

 

[FinnSven]

Lol, he’s really stuck on the egg thing this past week. I’m absolutely certain it’s because he has realized he actually can’t afford them. Breakfast corn ain’t going too cheaply these days either.

I would have thought he would be pleased about it.

Now people will be throwing eggs and laughing at him less.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

He can't even keep a lizard alive. That's what a total retard he is. Thank God he got his parental rights stripped.

If Pat had been involved in his child's life, there's every chance he could've forgotten her in a hot car or left her in a car while he's at a bar. That seems to be the level he operates at, responsibility-wise. When later confronted by pests with newspaper articles about the inevitable tragedy, he could smugly declare that there never was a daughter, stalker-child.

 

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Don't you dare poke fun at day drinking in the presence of Patrick S. Tomlinson.


Oh, oh, he finally has a new book out? Why didn't anyone say anything? Anyone got the week 1 sales numbahs?

17 copies were sold in the first week, though they were all bought by some guy named "Yatnik Ronlinson".

 

[Fallow Tallow]

I would have thought he would be pleased about it.

Now people will be throwing eggs and laughing at him less.

Price of baked goods might go up. Of course he's raging.

 

[Sinbad the Sailor]

Trump literally in office for less than a week:

"Noooo red hat stalker children, you all must want to kidnap POC and boil them alive in a big witch's cauldron, as you aren't immediately rioting on the street to depose Orange Hitler-child because the price of a commodity didn't magically drop overnight"

I think I got a little close to figuring out Fatrick. He isn't as dumb as people take him to be, he's just applying the very obstinate perspective of 'my team good, your team bad' politics to his own real life.

You know how a group of fans for a team can all collectively share in a delusion that the ref is fucking them when they're losing? I think people do the same with party politics.

People want to think that the good guys always win and that they're the good guys.

The problem with Patrick is I think he's taken this agitprop, parrot the party line approach to people screwing with him personally.

It seems insane to say "didn't pay Quasi a penny, stalker child" when the reality is plain as day, and it is insane. But, in very dumbed down tribalistic politics, observations contrary to reality are the coin of the realm. And Pat is no stranger to people who gain notoriety telling people fabrication they want to hear in return for online attention

If you can deny the price of the food labels going up for the past four years in the place you shop every week, why not deny the price of the cheque your wife has to write to Quasi?

Trump is going to enjoy prison, you are going to enjoy prison, everyone I don't like is going to enjoy prison because I maladaptively daydreamed it stalker-child.

It doesn't work, because nobody in the general public is going to be invested in a rotund and red-faced, Tiny Tim fanfiction writing hack with a Z-list sized internet following the same way they are their personal politics. But, on reflection I can see why a deeply narcissistic person could cross those wires and think they matter to others in a similar manner.

 

[LowlyPheasent]

Haven't people tried to get an AI to act like Pat and despite the best prompts, it was so obviously less retarded than Pat that it couldn't possibly pass as him?

No amount of artificial intelligence could live up to Fatrick's natural stupidity.