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Slightly off topic but are there any examples of actual men having phalloplasties? After an accident or something. I don’t think I’ve seen any. I would imagine getting a rotdog after having a real penis would feel worse.
Definitely, I first read about them 20 years ago in a book called “Bonk”. You can also have one just to make your penis bigger. Imagine that, a procedure to make your penis bigger, and almost no man ever considered getting it because it’s so shit
 
Slightly off topic but are there any examples of actual men having phalloplasties? After an accident or something. I don’t think I’ve seen any. I would imagine getting a rotdog after having a real penis would feel worse.

They've actually harvested a penis from a cadaver and reattached it to another man successfully. Who knows how much longer until this available for pooners.

 
Rude little pooner wants to make her sister's bachelorette party all about her. Despite the fact that OP and her sister aren't on good terms, OP cannot recognize nor appreciate the olive branch offered, and instead tries to concoct ways to make the party a complete and total bust. Please note here the constant tendency for trannies of both sexes to always want to make people genuinely uncomfortable and upset.
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Sister invited me to her Bachelorette Party

CW: deadnaming and transphobia

I got a text message while I was at work this past weekend from an automated system with a number I didn't recognize saying something to the effect of:

"[DEADNAME], you've been invited to [sister's name] bachelorette party! To RSVP click this link"

She's aware that I'm trans and knows both of my preferred names, but historically she's been super crappy about it. With party invites, I know for a fact the names you put in are far from needing to be legal names (I've yet to get my name changed), and I haven't gone by my deadname for longer than her son has been alive; since 2020. My nephew is 2.

This message also came after I had told my mother about her and her fiance's fighting so it feels very retaliatory.

I haven't responded yet and I'm not sure what to do exactly. She never spoke to me in person about any of this or asked what I would've preferred, the only thing she spoke directly to me about in regards to the wedding was to hand me an invite.

My sister and I aren't on great terms and never were. She's not a healthy person to put it lightly, and even when I wasn't a healthy person myself I wanted nothing to do with her. I am, however, tempted to RSVP and go in full masc wear depending on the dress code and just be a horrifyingly obviously masculine dude attending, what will likely be, an otherwise all women party. Maybe throw in my many pronoun pins and badges. But I'm also not sure if that's even a good idea.
As usual, no one considers the rudeness of taking the spotlight from a woman getting married to talk about her insensitive douchebag sister instead, so commenters are sympathetic.
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Rude little pooner wants to make her sister's bachelorette party all about her. Despite the fact that OP and her sister aren't on good terms, OP cannot recognize nor appreciate the olive branch offered, and instead tries to concoct ways to make the party a complete and total bust. Please note here the constant tendency for trannies of both sexes to always want to make people genuinely uncomfortable and upset.
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Surprise! She came out during covid.


My partner! Why? For a few reasons.

Firstly, we were in the pandemic and I was around him 24/7. Secondly, because the one person I would've been able to confide in was transphobic and also because I had to stop talking to her for being toxic. Thirdly, because I was scared he was going to leave me, but I just couldn't see myself being in the closet just for the relationship.

This one is funny:

Your body, your choice! If your gender euphoria comes from being a bimbo, then that's just your experience being trans! The fact that your friends see you as trying to be a caricature of a trans person IS inherently transphobic though.
 
Imagine that, a procedure to make your penis bigger, and almost no man ever considered getting it because it’s so shit
It's not just shit, it's eyewateringly shit. The penis has a couple of anchor points. One right at the bottom by the butt is the main support. Then where it passes the front of the pubic bone are a couple of "guylines" that ensure that when erect it points straight up. When it does get erect it gets erect along the full length right back to the butt. Now a few shyster doctors have worked out that the curvy bit below the "guylines" is wasted erection that can't be seen by man or beast. They've come up with a "penis lengthening" procedure that cuts those "guylines" enabling said penis owner to push up from the root to appear to have a bigger penis. The side effect is that they lose all directional control, and the penis then waves around wildly like an elephant's trunk even when erect.
 
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One part of the EO directs the Secretary of Housing and Urban Development to produce a policy that protects women "seeking single-sex rape shelters" and other intimate spaces, which Strangio objected to.

Strangio claimed this would, "in essence, exclude trans people from various forms of shelter system, under the auspices that a trans person is an inherent threat to non-transgender women."

After refusing to call biological women "women," Strangio added that this part of the order "just enhances the risk that transgender people face in society, if we are deemed as a threat to others simply by existing."
Then she’s welcome to start tranny-only shelters. Why not? She’s got a position of relative authority. She must have cash from the line of work she’s in. Quit complaining, lady, and put your cash and your work where your mouth is. Women had to.

She won’t though, because she knows trans people don’t want their own shelters, even if they are in danger and need emergency accommodation. Men in dresses want into women’s shelters because they get off seeing the fear of real women fleeing abuse. Men in dresses want to play-act being a battered housewife, because it makes their shrivelled dicks hard. Can’t do that if you’re surrounded only by other men in dresses pretending to be abused women too.

Nice of this drowned rat bitch to sell other women out, though.
 
Pooners say the quiet part out loud:

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And yet all of their yaoi and "gay porn" is so female brained it makes genuine female smut writers look more manly. They want to be the cute yaoi man with lush hair and a nice body, not the fat man with hair all over his ass and none on his head.
Was literally just about to post this, 114k likes is horrifying
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"I'm not saying yaoi made me Troon out, but I'm saying yaoi made me Troon out."

And yet, they don't actually like watching gay men fuck, or if they do one always is the stereotypical bottom and the other the top. Hell even their "Bara" has one with the zippertits.
 
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And if I live a hundred years, a hundred years old I will curse the son of a bitch who started the speech of "evil women stop fetishizing gay men stop enjoying things, yaoi baad"
I will never understand how a genre created by women and for women was so contaminated by such a harmful and stupid mentality. What hurts me the most is that these women want to take on the persona of "fujo girl" but don't want to accept themselves as such, I hate them and they ruin yaoi.
 
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Wow, is it really so surprising that women would look at straight porn where barely-legal "stepdaughters" are choked out and have their holes busted to the point of prolapse and then look to sparkling, tender-hearted yaoi and think "This must mean I'm a real boy, because I want to be kissed gently by a sensitive lover!"

Pooners are misogynists at their core because of the underlying thought that underpins their motivation to transition: I'm not a woman, I am a human being, so therefore I must really be a man. As if the rest of us enjoy the state of menstrual huts, lack of education and economic mobility and the monthly reality of our bodies shedding cells.

But it's ironic, as - echoing Chandelier here - they could not survive a second exposed to what gay men really jack off to. There's a side of gay Twitter which celebrates and glorifies rectal prolapses, forming an entire culture of men inducing them to create "pussies" of their own. Only the most derelict and depraved of pooners can keep their company, and you can tell how cooked they are by whether or not they include it in their latest Baldur's Gate fic.

The fujoshi-to-pooner pipeline mostly exists because the NLOGgery gets so strong they cannot even bear to swap raunchy fanfics with their kindred spirits anymore lest they feel tangibly how frivolous and silly it all is. While the sensible conclusion to draw is to recognize frivolity is the spice of life and that it's no more ridiculous than being overly invested in Duke Nukem, pooners are so hypertensive and obnoxious that they think it means they need a trip to Planned Parenthood for some steroids or they're officially awful fetishists who should die instantly.

Remember, kids: fiction is never worth totally upending your reality and destroying the body your mother bore into the world, and fiction you jerk off to is especially not worth it. If it's true for every tranny that wants to be an extra slutty Elle Woods of Legally Blonde fame or Abby Sciuto from NCIS, then it's true for every pooner strangely invested in making pregnant fan art of Al Pacino movies.
 
Pooners are misogynists at their core because of the underlying thought that underpins their motivation to transition: I'm not a woman, I am a human being, so therefore I must really be a man. As if the rest of us enjoy the state of menstrual huts, lack of education and economic mobility and the monthly reality of our bodies shedding cells.
It's just so pathetic. Liking cleaned up and romanticized porn doesn't make you a man. If it did, then it would still mean male sexuality is the default and "superior"one. You're simply a woman who kikes a genre of porn that's so sanitized from real male sexuality it's almost a joke. They want to be men, but they don't want male privilege or male hate.
The fujoshi-to-pooner pipeline mostly exists because the NLOGgery gets so strong they cannot even bear to swap raunchy fanfics with their kindred spirits anymore lest they feel tangibly how frivolous and silly it all is. While the sensible conclusion to draw is to recognize frivolity is the spice of life and that it's no more ridiculous than being overly invested in Duke Nukem, pooners are so hypertensive and obnoxious that they think it means they need a trip to Planned Parenthood for some steroids or they're officially awful fetishists who should die instantly.
Obnoxious doesn't even begin to cover it. Yaoi might as well be zippertit heaven with how infested it's become by pooners. They do it to have "representation" and change the demographics of fandom - which they have succeeded. It's no longer silly but a Real Serious Thing.
 
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They've actually harvested a penis from a cadaver and reattached it to another man successfully. Who knows how much longer until this available for pooners.

https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/new...tum-transplant-makes-history-at-johns-hopkins
I don't think it will ever work. I'm assuming this is like with uterine transplants, this stuff will only work for members of one's sex. I'm not a biologist, but my surface level research showed me just how big of a biological difference there is between men and women, and it's not about mental traits nor surface level physical traits (that still differ), it's much deeper. I'm assuming attaching something that has your genetic makeup for your reproductive role will have a greater success rate than something that your body will mostly likely completely reject due to much greater incompatibility.

Is anyone here more educated on the matter and can explain it better?
 
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