Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

Crossposting from the Rekieta v. State thread:


The thing I think is most relevant:

I have been told by my attorney and understand:
a. That my attorney discussed this case with one of the prosecuting attorneys and that my attorney and the prosecuting attorney agreed that if I entered a plea of guilty, the prosecutor will do the following: (Give substance of the agreement)

• Plead guilty to amended charge of drug possession in the third degree
• Statutory stay of adjudication pursuant to Minn. Stat. §152.18
• Remaining terms of the sentence at Court’s discretion
• State drops all other charges.
• State dismisses 34-CR-21-342 against Kayla Rekieta and case against April Imholte

It's honestly about what I expected. He was likely never gonna face jail time, and the downgrade to third degree possession was always likely given that the weight seized was right on the threshold of the 25 gram cutoff.

The only part of this I find surprising is that he gets Kayla's and April's cases dismissed. I did not see that coming.

Two funny parts though:



He has to agree he's guilty (which is painful AF for him) and appeal of this (which he's threatened to do) would be utterly useless form this point forward. He ain't getting that warrant tossed. They got him fair and square and he knows it.

 

[AnOminous]

Only absolute mental morons excuse Cuckieta's abuse of his children.

Look how stupid these people are!

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Her dismissal is also pending the judge ruling, no?

ETA: also, the addition on pen should indicate this was a very, very late stipulation, no? Do you think we shamed him into including Kayla on the deal after mocking him for only citing April before?

This is all one deal, and it is not final until the judge signs off after the investigations before sentencing conclude.

I think it is funny that Nick said this would all be done in February. After he screeching about how other lawyers do NOT understand MN law, he is pushed out to April.

 

[Desktop User2]

https://x.com/NatetheLawyer/status/1882928734334050804

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/4250K

A narrative is being formed where Nick is a martyr that sacrificed himself to save his wife

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Didn´t this faggot claim Nick welched on his payment promises to other law streamers?

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Didn´t this faggot claim Nick welched on his payment promises to other law streamers?

Yep. Nate got paid to sweep coke dust for Crackets.

 

[parsnip]

Of course he wants Kayla's charges dismissed. What if she fucked up her terms and got thrown in jail? He'd have to take care of the kids. He can't risk that!

 

[Sulla]

So if I'm understanding this plea deal correctly...

Rekieta is going to go for a 3rd Lolcow of the year award.

 

[TexOffender]

So if I'm understanding this plea deal correctly...

Rekieta is going to go for a 3rd Lolcow of the year award.

And it's only January.

 

[thebigdream]

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Shit... And I thought I was harsh and heartless with people sometimes. "MattH" on Discord doesn't even care if children test positive for cocaine, as long as Rekieta can still maintain the quality of his show!

Psycho behavior.

You know what, it's a new year and I want to be generous. I hope MattH gets what he wants. Nick can put all these 'bad choices' past him and get back to his prime content like "sorry, I've had to cancel the stream because my child has a saxophone lesson at 11pm" and "You wouldn't believe it, but I've come down with ANOTHER fever. Sorry, no streams this week." And maybe once his money troubles are past him, he can deliver MattH an exclusive Locals stream from the hot tub complaining about how exhausted he is from not-streaming and how badly he needs a holiday to Jamaica. There you go Matt. You can have your e-daddy back.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

In fairness to Kurt, he really liked Nick and wanted him to repent so that he could sweep. Kurt checked out on Nick after the retarded behaviour of conspiracy, lying cops, dumb motions, etc and then Nick started to slam Kurt for not sweeping.

So, basically Kurt tried really hard to sweep for Nick, but Nick kept shitting on the floor.

Absolute braindead take

 

[Finger Pistols]

So if I'm understanding this plea deal correctly...

Rekieta is going to go for a 3rd Lolcow of the year award.

Bossman will be out of the race this year. The only other cows able to compete this year are Destiny and maybe Fatrick. That's if Destiny's lawsuits start this year and if the feds reveal that Fatrick swatted himself. But Nick still has the Montegraph defamation lawsuit going on and is free to drink again. I am betting my money on him pulling a hat trick and winning three years in a row.
Edit: Forgot to mention the bodycam footage.

 

[daniel day]

So now that rackets is free and clear we're getting those locals streams and 5k gift right?

 

[Boss Bass]

Sad that Vic couldn’t have received even a fraction of this luck.

Good for Nick, I suppose, just an unreal deal all things considered.

 

[Vibralldo]

Bossman will be out of the race this year. The only other cows able to compete this year are Destiny and maybe Fatrick. That's if Destiny's lawsuits start this year and if the feds reveal that Fatrick swatted himself. But Nick still has the Montegraph defamation lawsuit going on and is free to drink again. I am betting my money on him pulling a hat trick and winning three years in a row.
Edit: Forgot to mention the bodycam footage.

Imagine if the monty suit leads to Nick losing the main house

Nick's already publicly doubled down and said he still thinks Monty's a pedophile (despite his lawyer advising against saying that)

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Sad. He's not gellin like a felon. He's chillin like a villain.

There's still hope that Kayla divorces him on the grounds he's been convicted of a felony.

* the irony would make this very funny

I think it is funny that Nick said this would all be done in February. After he screeching about how other lawyers do NOT understand MN law, he is pushed out to April.

As a Minnesotan, he should know by now that everything comes in April.

 

[Edward Teach]

Imagine if the monty suit leads to Nick losing the main house

Nick's already publicly doubled down and said he still thinks Monty's a pedophile (despite his lawyer advising against saying that)

Wont happen. The house is in the trust name so protected from any lawsuits against nick. Wondering if the cars are in the trust name as well. As wet brained as his is, it is pretty smart of him to have his assets in the trust name. His daddy must have told him to do it.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

What should I do with the "5k gift" if I ever receive it? Just burn it or sell it on ebay (probably not worth selling as it'd be some cheap crap no one wants)?

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Just so you know, nick, if you avoid streaming while you're under probation, even if the probation is only 1 year, it’s total victory for the kiwi farms.

So go ahead, go back to streaming regularly and prove you can do so without looking drugged up and then get caaught violating your probation

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

The fact that he's basically getting a slap on the wrist makes his suicidal thoughts even funnier. Imagine killing yourself over a slap on the wrist.

 

[Radola Gajda]

Well it is what I expected, but I am still dissapointed he is going to avoid consequences of his child neglect.
On the other hand his life is still in ruins. He is still same wigger that got into this mess in first place. So it is not question of if, but when he will fuck up again and we will be back at square one.