Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 15.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 106 25.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 76 18.2%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 166 39.8%

  • Total voters
    417
Surely, he won’t cuck out of prolonging the drama.
I wonder how many of his clients got worse terms than they would have got if they'd just taken a public defender, considering he was such a lazy cocksucker he pled out on every single thing. The only time he didn't take a plea deal was his own case. What a useless faggot.

What a disgrace to the whole idea of law as a profession. How was this faggot even allowed to practice?
 
They have given Nick the best possible way to rehabilitate his life
Hahahahahaha, no.

The way they could have given Nick that chance would have been to throw him in the slammer for a few months and forcibly get him clean.

What the state has given him here is the exact thing that will turn into a LOTY triple crown, the freedom to keep being himself. This man is the way he is because he has never faced consequences for his actions and some of you believe that this time, having more or less gotten away with it, he will quit while ahead? lol, I say, lmao.

I hope he gets to have as many drinks and cans of funny gas as he wants today (and the day after, and the day after...), he's earned it.
 
I still can't believe how duplicitous this fat bald bastard has been through all this. Starting with "man, I resent the pastor for reporting that child neglect" to "oh no, wait, don't hate me for resenting the pastor! I changed my mind!" back to "oh hey Camelot, I agree with you now, Nick is really getting mistreated here" back once again to "oh whoops, I mean, Nick probably did everything alleged! Please give me views and money!" and now to "haha, I'm such a funny silly guy covering Nick's trial! Please forget my back-and-forth wishy-washy takes!"

As spineless as a worm could get.
In fairness to Kurt, he really liked Nick and wanted him to repent so that he could sweep. Kurt checked out on Nick after the retarded behaviour of conspiracy, lying cops, dumb motions, etc and then Nick started to slam Kurt for not sweeping.

So, basically Kurt tried really hard to sweep for Nick, but Nick kept shitting on the floor.
 
I hope he gets to have as many drinks and cans of funny gas as he wants today (and the day after, and the day after...), he's earned it.
Do it Nick! Huff some Galaxy Gas! You've earned it. It won't show up on the piss tests either! Just huff you up some of that shit to celebrate your total win!
 
Hahahahahaha, no.

The way they could have given Nick that chance would have been to throw him in the slammer for a few months and forcibly get him clean.

What the state has given him here is the exact thing that will turn into a LOTY triple crown, the freedom to keep being himself. This man is the way he is because he has never faced consequences for his actions and some of you believe that this time, having more or less gotten away with it, he will quit while ahead? lol, I say, lmao.

I hope he gets to have as many drinks and cans of funny gas as he wants today (and the day after, and the day after...), he's earned it.
Ha, I was thinking. Between now and April, Nick will need to sit with drug and alcohol assessment people. How is it going to work when Nick says "Oh, I was never addicted. I was just having fun. I totally would do drugs again if they were legal"

In theory, Nick could talk himself into extended testing.

Also, Nick currently isn't tested, or if he is, not often. So he has until April to finish his whisky and get high as mych as he wants, therefore increasing the chance he slips up after sentencing
 
I still can't believe how duplicitous this fat bald bastard has been through all this. Starting with "man, I resent the pastor for reporting that child neglect" to "oh no, wait, don't hate me for resenting the pastor! I changed my mind!" back to "oh hey Camelot, I agree with you now, Nick is really getting mistreated here" back once again to "oh whoops, I mean, Nick probably did everything alleged! Please give me views and money!" and now to "haha, I'm such a funny silly guy covering Nick's trial! Please forget my back-and-forth wishy-washy takes!"

As spineless as a worm could get.
I have never seen a worm so fat :story:
 
Nick is in chat for this show


2025-01-24 - 22_12_05 - This Little Piggy 1.24.25 - Trial Date Set - YouTube.png
2025-01-24 - 22_15_10 - This Little Piggy 1.24.25 - Trial Date Set - YouTube.png2025-01-24 - 22_15_23 - This Little Piggy 1.24.25 - Trial Date Set - YouTube.png

Here's the remainder, with nothing much new other than his clarifying that at the end of probation, the felony wouldn't be dropped to a misdemeanor as is common and instead the drug charge would be dismissed outright:

12405TLPChats.jpg
 
Got a question. Now that nicks a felon hes not allowed to own a gun. But does that stop kayla from buying and owning a gun?
He has entered a guilty plea, but judgment has not (and won't be) entered unless he fucks up his deferred adjudication.

He has admitted he is not claiming innocence.
6887417-12a9575f0dc971799fbb1c94.png
 
She has he case dismissed
Her dismissal is also pending the judge ruling, no?

ETA: also, the addition on pen should indicate this was a very, very late stipulation, no? Do you think we shamed him into including Kayla on the deal after mocking him for only citing April before?
 
Last edited:
In fairness to Kurt, he really liked Nick and wanted him to repent so that he could sweep.
I always got the vibe that he was more hurt that he wasn't included in Nick's debauchery more than he was upset that the debauchery took place. Once he realized he still wasn't getting invited to the Kool Kids Klub with Nick and his gaggle of pedo pals, he veered more openly into the "fuck this guy" rhetoric.
 
I always got the vibe that he was more hurt that he wasn't included in Nick's debauchery more than he was upset that the debauchery took place. Once he realized he still wasn't getting invited to the Kool Kids Klub with Nick and his gaggle of pedo pals, he veered more openly into the "fuck this guy" rhetoric.
Nobody wanted to fuck that weird incel dude.
 
A narrative is being formed where Nick is a martyr that sacrificed himself to save his wife

View attachment 6900861
Always remember, these people only chastised him because of views, they will turn and choke on his balldo if they think a "redemption arc" will get them even more exposure after the plea.

Unfortunately for them, and fortunately for us, a Nicky redemption arc is going to end in double the pain, much like the ones his porcine, mexican brother in cowdom has gone through.

Can't wait for the usual suspects e-careers to end up in shambles after the short lived good boy lolyer era ends and the krokodil addict season starts. Much like the sun rising, trannies hanging and views falling... it is inevitable.
 
A narrative is being formed where Nick is a martyr that sacrificed himself to save his wife

View attachment 6900861
How brave and stunning of Nick to ply her full of cocaine, ketamine, alcohol, and molly so he could indulge in her weird bisexual exhibitionist polycule fantasies that ended in felony charges and losing their second house, traumatizing their five children and damaging her relationship with her side of the family, only to graciously save her from the consequences of her own actions in the end.

Y'know, this reminds me of King David...
 
1737769694755.png
MattH on Discord said:
"I don't care about his personal life beyond the fact that it interfeared with the quality of his show. Clearly he made bad choices"
Shit... And I thought I was harsh and heartless with people sometimes. "MattH" on Discord doesn't even care if children test positive for cocaine, as long as Rekieta can still maintain the quality of his show!

Psycho behavior.
 
Back