Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Gobermental Supervisor]

What a gay, cuckolded buck broken unabashedly homosexual skelly freak. He's licking the boot of big daddy goobermint like a cattle of prime C25 (25cm/10 inches) Jamaican bulls; while his ex-lover, bull, and dominator of Kayla's orifices Aaron Imholte is FIGHTING the big mean ebil state. Cuckold, FAGGOT, submissive little druggie. How SAD AND PATHETIC. Is he going to fight Montegraph till the bitter end? When are you going to pay Monty?

All the people surprised by Nick getting such a big deal obviously never paid any real attention to the topic.

Everyone with half a brain knew from the start that this type of deal was possible, the only surprise is that Nick still got it despite EVERYTHING he has done to fuck it up. Then again, the real punished party would be the children who would lose their primary breadwinner (if Nick can return to streaming, which I still think is a possibility).

Nick was always going to get a good deal, because that is what EVERYONE gets for a first offense. Nobody was really expecting anything else, this exact outcome has been predicted by actual competent lawyers as far back as in June 2024 and they advised Nick to negotiate such a deal and just get it over with, go to rehab and get better.


This has only remained this interesting because Nick has been a top-tier lolcow by trying to fight the Gubernment, went on live shows to lie and gaslight about the case, and started a harassment and intimidation campaign against Aaron Imholte instead of just moving on and getting his shit together. (A simple C&D and a TRO against Aaron to force him to stop talking about them would have been a much better decision)

Nick cannot stop punching himself in the Balldo and I do not expect him to stop anytime soon.

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

Everyone with half a brain knew from the start that this type of deal was possible

Not just possible but plausible. The only question was would Nick take it, and for a while it seemed like he just may be stupid enough not too. I'm sad that he did.

 

[Pagan Min]

Everyone with half a brain knew from the start that this type of deal was possible, the only surprise is that Nick still got it despite EVERYTHING he has done to fuck it up.

True, but there's still the possibility that he'll fuck up the plea deal between now and sentencing. Remember, Nick's the type of person who can turn a jaywalking ticket into a death-row sentence. There's PLENTY of stuff that he can do (another Cokestream, perhaps???) between now and then that could be brought before the judge at that sentencing for SJW (still love those initials, LOL!) to say "No, his actions outside of court have shown that he clearly was lying to the court in his plea. Therefore, I sentence him to the electric chair, and may God have mercy on what's left of his soul!"...

 

[Desktop User2]

Let the show continue.

There are only so many ways you can call someone an effeminate, lying, boring, lazy, stupid faggot. Outside of the Kiwi Kouch Kontent and his legal troubles, He is just too boring to follow so I think many of us there weren´t fans to begin with will just slip away. That probably will be good for the thread and the dedicated archiver and Nickerologists but many of the tourists like myself are probably done.

 

[Swole McPole]

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am slave of my fate,
And Aaron has my soul arsehole

FTFY.

Makes me think Kayla didn't care about Aaron showing her off and Nick made her file the complaint

Ladies: which would be more humiliating:

a.) Your ex-boyfriend shares your titty pic with a single pal, or
b.) Your husband forces you to publicly share with the world how he brought home the Steel Toe Morning Show to engage in consensual group sex with you

My money is on b.

 

[Oxyjen]

What kind of DA lets Nicky be such a sperg and then still give such a good plea deal. No wonder Minnesota is such a shithole.

In Trump’s America, criminals walk free

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Whatever the junkie Ruling:
1. He admits guilt. Period.
2. He cannot stop doing drugs, they will see him on some1 channel and send cops to test.
3. HE COKED HIS 8yo CHILD. That is NOT in question. Junkie and whore and minnesota 6 have NO ANSWER for that COKE TEST. None. Having multiple ABSURD excuses/reasons, means its TRUE and you cannot explain it.
4. I cannot WAIT for junkie and whore and MN 6 to testify in Aaron BS RP case AND it will be PART IF THE RECORD on Appeal. I am girlishly giddy with anticipation for THAT embarrassing testimony: sir, your tweet says "he ate my goo" can you please explain that situation!!!! YEEEESSSS [cough, cough 8 yo cocaine hair follicke, Sir? SIR?]

He is TRASH
His slatternly wife is TRASH
Minnesota 6 is TRASH

EDIT: lets face it, I always Edit, so the fuck what!!! At least I'm not feeding coke to a child, or supporting someone who dies. [Whoops Freudian slip].

PPP is that you?

 

[PuffyPopcorn]

Meme Copium is live talking about Nick

 

[AnOminous]

In reality this was the dumber move for a full payoff to leave that ~$307K permanently tied up in an illiquid asset when the money could have been put to better use on wise investments with a rate of return exceeding his interest rate like the "leveraging" he bragged about is supposed to do, but I guess either he or his tard-wranglers realized that he simply couldn't be trusted with that kind of liquidity burning a hole in his pocket for long.

I'm going to guess the latter, because at this point even the biggest enabler in the world has to realize this retarded skelly cuck faggot is too stupid to be trusted with liquid assets of any sort. He'd just turn them into another kind of liquid asset, or a powder asset, or a gaseous asset.

He totally won, though, because he had gay fag homosex with the guy who cucked him by fucking his wife.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

I'm going to guess the latter, because at this point even the biggest enabler in the world has to realize this retarded skelly cuck faggot is too stupid to be trusted with liquid assets of any sort. He'd just turn them into another kind of liquid asset, or a powder asset, or a gaseous asset.

He totally won, though, because he had gay fag homosex with the guy who cucked him by fucking his wife.

You don't understand. Aaron tasted Nick's goo. It makes everything ok.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick was always going to get a good deal, because that is what EVERYONE gets for a first offense. Nobody was really expecting anything else, this exact outcome has been predicted by actual competent lawyers as far back as in June 2024 and they advised Nick to negotiate such a deal and just get it over with, go to rehab and get better.

Remember, he paid an enormous amount of money and spent a year kicking, screaming and seething and coping to get the exact deal that was probably on the counter from the very start. He would probably have been almost done with or even a year into his probation at this point and with more money if he hadn't been a giant infantile manbabby.

Therefore, I sentence him to the electric chair, and may God have mercy on what's left of his soul!"...

May Aaron have mercy on his asshole.

 

[Swole McPole]

Meme Copium is live talking about Nick

A Whippet is a type of greyhound. Looks like a dog on cocaine:

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Remember, he paid an enormous amount of money and spent a year kicking, screaming and seething and coping to get the exact deal that was probably on the counter from the very start. He would probably have been almost done with or even a year into his probation at this point and with more money if he hadn't been a giant infantile manbabby.

May Aaron have mercy on his asshole.

This is what makes a lolcow. They take a situation and make it as bad as possible. If Nick took the L early, he would be exponentially better off now, on any metric.

 

[Desktop User2]

~$307K permanently tied up in an illiquid asset when the money could have been put to better use on wise investments with a rate of return exceeding his interest rate like the "leveraging" he bragged about is supposed to do

That illiquid asset is also "paying interest" on the house pricing going up, it´s just illiquid. If you were betting your patrimony on something productive, it´d reckless but understandable; a father of five betting their household on a financial asset just for the sake of liquidity is completely deranged unless he is in dire need of it.

 

[AnOminous]

That illiquid asset is also "paying interest" on the house pricing going up, it´s just illiquid. If you were betting your patrimony on something productive, it´d reckless but understandable; a father of five betting their household on a financial asset just for the sake of liquidity is completely deranged unless he is in dire need of it.

The next line of cocaine is ALWAYS a dire need. To a cokehead.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Sad that Vic couldn’t have received even a fraction of this luck.

Good for Nick, I suppose, just an unreal deal all things considered.

the key difference is that Nick wasn't stupid enough to hire someone Nick knew to handle his case, he'd be getting the chair right now if he got his buddy to defend him.

 

[Desktop User2]

The next line of cocaine is ALWAYS a dire need. To a cokehead.

He can always mix pleasure with business and suck dick for coke.

 

[Tiger Jack]

I guess the sticking point for people is the dropping of all the other charges, especially the child endangerment. Let's be honest, his 9 year-old daughter testing positive for cocaine is going to be thrown back in his face forever, regardless of if the charge stuck or not. No one is ever going to let him forget it. He's never gonna wash that stink off him.
At least now he can cope and sneed about it by saying
"I did NOT give my child cocaine, Stalker Prude, you are WRONG. Those charges were DROPPED because they were FALSE. You are like a COP at DENNY'S, Stalker Prude!"

 

[Male Idiot]

Cope and seethe, aylawgs.

Nick has won fair and square, BalldoGOD W , incel prudefarm in shambles.

I was hoping for a bigger financial ruin, but jailtime would have stopped him from his next coked up shenanigans.

Which I really hope will be funny. Drink up Nick, you earned it. It takes a real man to own the farms, only the smartest and greatest of men can do it.

 

[Cornfed]

I am a little surprised that he only got a slap on the wrist for the absolute clown show he has turned the county into.
It doesn't really matter, the guy has no loss conditions as far as money goes. His life is, however, in shambles. He will only ever be a sad clown, and I have a feeling his kids are going to disown him for what he did to their mother and them in general. I doubt his parents give a damn about him beyond the kids, and he is on a path that there is really no coming back from.
He basically got off, but lost everything that should matter in the process.