Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Telemeter]

That said, I've always considered that an unfair criticism because anyone who could be defending one crackhead bozo after another 70 hours a week who had the opportunity to make six figures easy just spouting bullshit on YouTube, and who didn't take the latter opportunity, would be a moron (or possibly a selfless Buddha of compassion but more likely a moron).

The point has never been that he switched careers to Youtube, the point is that he never had career before, not even really as a lawyer, teens work at McDonald's longer than Rekieta did as a lawyer.

 

[AnOminous]

The fact that he's basically getting a slap on the wrist makes his suicidal thoughts even funnier. Imagine killing yourself over a slap on the wrist.

Remember how pathetic and narcissistic this faggot is. He had to admit to being a faggot, a cuck, and a complete loser, and kneel to the state despite his "ODD" (that is to say faggotry). He basically just got fucked up the ass in public, in his pathetic, narcissistic mind.

He will never live this down, no matter how many Cope Pope hats he puts on.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

Nick, next time you stream you probably shouldnt use the fight fight intro considering you rolled over like a bitch for the state. also now that your case is over you can "correct" the record and speak your "truth".

remember, Nick is a first time offender, who hasn't learned a god damned thing. His daughter testing for cocaine kinda tells you that this isn't gonna be a one off. Also the whippets.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

I always got the vibe

...that Nick was a traditional God fearing family man from the upper Midwest doing his best to evangelise an Internet congregation back to the Lord with FUNNY & WEIRD anecdotes about life and law, but I was wrong with the vibe check.

Now he's a junkie reply guy for YouTube wastrels with the probation sword of Damocles waiting to strike.

 

[Chazzed Up]

So my question from the other thread remains. How does the Rekieta household stay afloat at this point when Nick has no ability to manage finances responsibly or even pay bills on time? Surely this outcome emboldens him to return to the way things were, i.e., skipping out on mortgage and property tax payments and spending money hand over fist on shitty art, drugs/alcohol, and defamation lawsuits?

How will Nick's parents fucktardproof his life? The saga continues...

 

[AltisticRight]

What a gay, cuckolded buck broken unabashedly homosexual skelly freak. He's licking the boot of big daddy goobermint like a cattle of prime C25 (25cm/10 inches) Jamaican bulls; while his ex-lover, bull, and dominator of Kayla's orifices Aaron Imholte is FIGHTING the big mean ebil state. Cuckold, FAGGOT, submissive little druggie. How SAD AND PATHETIC. Is he going to fight Montegraph till the bitter end? When are you going to pay Monty?

Nitrous Nick is the biggest cuckold slatternly skelly succubus of the Sektur. Ethan Ralph has more courtroom experience and documented WINS against his adversaries, the Viggers clan specifically. Ethan Ralph THANOS HOOVED the Viggers' family, while the court unanimously declared Nitrous Niggolas a cuck, while he subserviently polishes the throbbing cock of the Minnesotan tyrants.

Nick's certainly achieved a lot lol
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I think they have a point. As a Scandinavian specter incel prude from the Kiwi Farms, I have never achieved:
- >5000pg/mg hair follicle test, my record is 59.
- missed credit card payments, let alone defaulting on one
- accrued over $300,000 in debt
- missed mortgage payments
- spend $3500 on a gay drawing board to arrange obs windows
- sucked dick, swinging, visiting cuckold resorts
- any drugs, aside from coffee
- booted out of a practice because of late payments or (or and) lacking credentials
- considered chiropractor and similar types of voodoo quack bullshit
- Owned any sex toy, let alone an assortment of them
- 75628564 more entries omitted to save Josh's hard drive space
Turns out my Normie life in a white collar wagie cuck cubicle isn't all that FUNNY and WEIRD. What a shame.

law career of over 20 years

Citation needed. He never had a job.

he wanted to be a Hollywood writer.

Considering his sexual proclivities towards paedophile-bait movies like American Beauty and cartoon child pornography like Redo the Healer, only God knows the kind of degenerate coomer noncery nitrous Nicky would crock up in his perverted mind. Horrendous.

 

[Father Balldo]

Nick won. He is BACK, bay bee! The chat rejoiced when he streamed the other day, and then he just completely knocked his court appearance out of the park and came out lookin' like a KING. He showed the Internet how much of a traditional man he is. He protected his vulnerable women at his own expense. He has lived up to his crime and fallen on his sword, he's not King David, he's King Saul. He NEVER neglected his children, and he devotes his entire life to his kids. So what he had cocaine? It was used in medicine in the 19th century and used by natives for centuries before that. You just don't know the whole story and are a bunch of INCEL PRUDE NERDS!!!

Null, Potentially Criminal, Captain Manning, AnOminous, Altistic Right, Himedall, et al have all been monumentally FELTED. You nerds are all a bunch of ignorant... BINGERS! Or should I call you CADs? Cops-At-Denny's...

But no one has been felted as much as one AARON IMHOLTE, lol. Can't believe the farms hitched their buggy to that cretin, believing his insane stories for shits 'n' giggles, but I get it.. Nick gets it, but what you guys don't get is that Aaron is not only supremely stupid and spiteful towards Nick, he also ATE. NICK'S CUM. his GOO. his JISM. his SEED. his SEMEN. his EJACULATE. HE FUCKING ATE NICK'S CUM!!!!

for those w/ a touch of the 'tism: this post is sarcasm and meant to be from the perspective of a nck cultist and/or nick sock puppet, no disrespect or animosty is intended towards those named or the farms as a whole you autistic NERDS

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

So my question from the other thread remains. How does the Rekieta household stay afloat at this point when Nick has no ability to manage finances responsibly or even pay bills on time?

An ounce of cocaine and a couple of whores can make big money in Minneapolis if the pimp's got the Houston nigger hand.

 

[AltisticRight]

Turns out I can use to save a few characters to add FELON into the subtitle. Isn't it FUNNY and WEIRD?

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I wanted more, but I know sometimes it takes time for the crops to grow and be harvested again.
And this cow has sown seeds for us! Tis only a matter of time but I know it'll deliver.
3 years back to back, cmon rekieta you can do it.

 

[stupid frog]

Wow Nick, you sure owned us all by being a felon who gives their young daughter cocaine.

 

[Folgers Can]

Surely this outcome emboldens him to return to the way things were, i.e., skipping out on mortgage

There's no need to worry about that one at least, because his claim to have "paid off" the mortgage last week apparently didn't mean a mere cure of the arrearage as many expected, and instead was an allocation of almost all of the spare house's net proceeds to bringing about a full satisfaction of mortgage filed the day before his plea:

In reality this was the dumber move for a full payoff to leave that ~$307K permanently tied up in an illiquid asset when the money could have been put to better use on wise investments with a rate of return exceeding his interest rate like the "leveraging" he bragged about is supposed to do, but I guess either he or his tard-wranglers realized that he simply couldn't be trusted with that kind of liquidity burning a hole in his pocket for long. Or perhaps his getting that mortgage in the first place breached some prior understanding with Celeste about not jeopardizing the funds she contributed to initial purchase of the house, so he had to take this opportunity to sweep the mortgage under the rug ASAP before she could find out about it. Either way, the house is officially back to free and clear and he now only has to worry about raking in enough comeback superchats to cover Randazza bills and the $3K/month snack budget without having to beg mommy and daddy to subsidize those too.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Does the kind of probation that nick will be getting usually involve no traveling too? At least outside of the country? Not that he can afford it now but he can't go to jamaica anymore? No more hedo2 trips? Where will he get his exotic black bulls now? Who will fuck him and his wife now?

Will he have to settle for local bulls? Can nick convince drex that since he managed to drop the child endangerment charge, he never gave his daughter cocaine, then drex can be his bull? Old friends discount and all that?

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

Does the kind of probation that nick will be getting usually involve no traveling too?

He'll have to petition the court for permission to attend Hackamania.

 

[Honey's Dead]

Honestly did any of us actually expect a prison sentence? I mean I know a lot of us hoped he would get fucked.

Even without the sentence he is pretty much a 2 times LoLcow Champion, he is a druggie piece of shit and he is everything he preached he was not.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Honestly did any of us actually expect a prison sentence? I mean I know a lot of us hoped he would get fucked.

That's not what's upsetting. Even if it was 2nd degree drug possession he still wouldn't get prison as a first time offender.
What's upsetting is that none of the other charges stick and that Kayla, the vegetable gets away scot free. And this is a very favorable deal. What kind of DA let's Nicky be such a sperg and then still give such a good plea deal. No wonder Minnesota is such a shithole.

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

A slap on the wrist for Mr Not A Lawyer, but definitely a father who dosed his 8 year old with yayo. I wonder how such a delicious cow can top even this abhorrent low.

Human behavioral patterns fascinate me. In some ways I find it hard to understand how some humans can be so fucking retarded. In others, I can see they are merely products of their upbringing and environment.

Cuckieta though. Shit. This retard is on a whole different level. You never know what this dipshit will fuck up next. I personally find it funny and weird. And I wish him a million felonies for 2025

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Honestly did any of us actually expect a prison sentence? I mean I know a lot of us hoped he would get fucked.

I wanted to believe they'd see his clear lack of care and zero desire to reform and go "nah fuck this guy."
But no, sadly the government gonna government.

I have faith though. Rekieta will fuck up.

 

[Vect]

Look, let's be intellectually honest about this here - Nick got off. Which deep down we all knew would happen. It's not the fault of Minnesota, it's just the way we knew it would go, because the drugs were never why we hated him. He won't face charges for being a cuck, a bad streamer, a slimy faggot or a shitty parent which we were all hoping for. He won't face any real consequences for his despicable entitled behaviour or for leading us and Null on that he was a responsible, stable, clear-minded human being who had our backs. Kayla and April have been exonerated despite their part in his degeneracy. It sucks. Nick Rekieta is a bad person, yet we all know that good things happen to bad people. This is not a win, by any stretch of the imagination. Let's accept that.

So. Let's proceed on these grounds - Nick Rekeita will probably start to regain some credibility, because nobody cares about drug possession. Yet, he is still in a defamation lawsuit, he got his daughter on drugs, he's a cuck who tasted another man's semen, he can't cook, he can barely stream. We do not need the law to destroy Nick, Nick will destroy himself. This only prelongs his painful decline. He knows this and so do we.

Let the show continue.

 

[USAroXX]

Whatever the junkie Ruling:
1. He admits guilt. Period.
2. He cannot stop doing drugs, they will see him on some1 channel and send cops to test.
3. HE COKED HIS 8yo CHILD. That is NOT in question. Junkie and whore and minnesota 6 have NO ANSWER for that COKE TEST. None. Having multiple ABSURD excuses/reasons, means its TRUE and you cannot explain it.
4. I cannot WAIT for junkie and whore and MN 6 to testify in Aaron BS RP case AND it will be PART IF THE RECORD on Appeal. I am girlishly giddy with anticipation for THAT embarrassing testimony: sir, your tweet says "he ate my goo" can you please explain that situation!!!! YEEEESSSS [cough, cough 8 yo cocaine hair follicke, Sir? SIR?]

He is TRASH
His slatternly wife is TRASH
Minnesota 6 is TRASH

EDIT: lets face it, I always Edit, so the fuck what!!! At least I'm not feeding coke to a child, or supporting someone who dies. [Whoops Freudian slip].