Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[dustnight]

Nick doesn't understand what a normal marriage is anymore. If he ever did.

Marriage is when you order something at Denny's

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

SEANS WIFE WOULD NOT BE SENDING NUDES AT HIS BEHALF FOR A POLYCULE, RETARD

galaxy gas rekieta is truly the most retarded form of rekieta yet.

 

[TheLastJoestar]

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I know it's an edit, but I can't help but want it to be that Nick is staring down this awareness of how untrue it is that he's a practicing member of the Minnesota Bar. Also how is he looking more sickly then he did this time last year? He looks so dead inside...

Stress.

I'm sure he's still doing some form of drugs, but imagine you were Nick. He knows his golden and even good days are unequivocally over. He knows his practice is permanently destroyed for his conduct. Nick isn't made of some weird cosmic Teflon like other lolcows because he originally courted an audience with actual standards. He can't go full leftist because he's made too many hard-r black jokes, jew jokes and "fag" jokes to be accepted by them.
- And lets be real, stinky Lolberts aren't going to pay him shit.

If you were a middle aged loser who accidentally got rich only to lose your entire law career of over 20 years, as well as your other career, being the most successful streamer in a genre while simultaneously recovering from a half-decade coke and whiskey binge, while major criminal prosecutions and civil cases threatened you from every flank, and people despise you because you got your 8 year old daughter hooked on cocaine and starved your other children and there's nothing you could do to change that public perception of you to the point where you'd only be accepted as a friend by retarded pedophiles.... you'd look like death too - even without being on drugs.

Nickety Rackets gets what he deserves. He was told exactly how to pull up and he sneered at everyone. Good riddance.

 

[parsnip]

>Sean talks like he would NEVER ask his wife to file such a complaint if it happened to her

Lmao this cuck really thinks he can act like this is something that can just ~happen~ to anyone. Absolutely no self-awareness. It happened because you were being cucked in a polycule, somehow I doubt Sean's going to fall into the same circumstance. And also, why would you need to ask your wife to file a complaint? She's a grown adult who's allegedly the victim of the crime, she can do it herself, are you going to get on your hands and knees and go pweaaase, pwease wife, file a compwaint against the bad man?

Makes me think Kayla didn't care about Aaron showing her off and Nick made her file the complaint

 

[AnOminous]

SEANS WIFE WOULD NOT BE SENDING NUDES AT HIS BEHALF FOR A POLYCULE, RETARD

galaxy gas rekieta is truly the most retarded form of rekieta yet.

This isn't even his final form.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

This isn't even his final form.

is there anything that fries you harder and quicker than galaxy gas? Guess nick can upgrade to straight up fent or krokodil, mix and match.

 

[AnOminous]

If you were a middle aged loser who accidentally got rich only to lose your entire law career of over 20 years, as well as your other career, being the most successful streamer in a genre while simultaneously recovering from a half-decade coke and whiskey binge, while major criminal prosecutions and civil cases threatened you from every flank you'd look like death too.

His law career, such as it was, was less than 10 years, unless you count not showing up for traffic ticket cases as "practicing."

is there anything that fries you harder and quicker than galaxy gas? Guess nick can upgrade to straight up fent or krokodil, mix and match.

Crack, krokodil, meth, any of them can fuck your shit up really quickly. You almost have to go out of your way to suffer any real consequences from nitrous. It isn't an organic solvent that crosses the blood/brain barrier (like the shit in krokodil or volatile inhalants like gasoline). Most of its worst effects are knock-on effects caused by nutritional deficiencies it causes with intense, continuous use and ignoring the bad effects until you're tarded/gimped, like that black streamer who was wasted every waking moment for months until waking up one morning unable to move or even talk.

I hate to get all "kids these days" but with the potency of even shit like weed these days as well as continuous availability of shit like Galaxy Gas (a few decades back this would be a once or twice a year treat), drug users in general (including non-kids like Cuckieta) seem to be into increasingly extreme practices.

 

[TheLastJoestar]

His law career, such as it was, was less than 10 years, unless you count not showing up for traffic ticket cases as "practicing."

I count college schooling too. The time investment is important and also counts.
I don't a-log enough to know the exact timeline of his education So I just assume it's around 20 years since he's in his 40s

 

[Tiger Jack]

Makes me think Kayla didn't care about Aaron showing her off and Nick made her file the complaint

Kind of a Freudian slip, right? Do you mean to say you actually had to ask Kayla to file the complaint, Nick? Did she not care enough about it on her own?

 

[Niggernerd]

is there anything that fries you harder and quicker than galaxy gas?

a Rekieta stream

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Disappointed there's no livestream of the plea hearing. I want to see this bootlicker groveling before Daddy Government. What a coward, Nick is a weak little man who probably sat down and cried afterward. He needs to be more manly like Aaron Steel Toe Imholte who's fightin da powah and taking it to trial. Enjoy being a convicted felon, Nick!

And also, why would you need to ask your wife to file a complaint?

Because Kayla Rekieta is a whore. A loose slatternly woman like her can't understand not being a whore (especially since she's a pillhead zombie), so Nick had to convince her to file the charges. She probably sent nudes to the guy she met in that Star Trek game too.

 

[Desktop User2]

>Sean talks like he would NEVER ask his wife to file such a complaint if it happened to her

Lmao this cuck really thinks he can act like this is something that can just ~happen~ to anyone. Absolutely no self-awareness. It happened because you were being cucked in a polycule, somehow I doubt Sean's going to fall into the same circumstance. And also, why would you need to ask your wife to file a complaint? She's a grown adult who's allegedly the victim of the crime, she can do it herself, are you going to get on your hands and knees and go pweaaase, pwease wife, file a compwaint against the bad man?

The dude that got his wife passed around just like in a buffet, doped her up, got her arrested, humiliated her publicly daily sexting on Twitter with his crack whore which he maintained on the house adjacent to theirs where he scurried like a rat to fuck each time Kayla awoken from her benzo slumber to do something outside the house is trying to play the husband game with a normal dude like Sean?

Really? Is this dude this tone deaf? This stupid? That breaks new grounds man...

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Nigga on drugs when he filled out the plea.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Crossposting from the Rekieta v. State thread:

It's here....
The petition for the plea.

Summary:
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The thing I think is most relevant:

I have been told by my attorney and understand:
a. That my attorney discussed this case with one of the prosecuting attorneys and that my attorney and the prosecuting attorney agreed that if I entered a plea of guilty, the prosecutor will do the following: (Give substance of the agreement)

• Plead guilty to amended charge of drug possession in the third degree
• Statutory stay of adjudication pursuant to Minn. Stat. §152.18
• Remaining terms of the sentence at Court’s discretion
• State drops all other charges.
• State dismisses 34-CR-21-342 against Kayla Rekieta and case against April Imholte

 

[AnOminous]

Statutory stay of adjudication pursuant to Minn. Stat. §152.18

Basically it means while he's entered a plea of guilty, a judgment to that effect is not on the record and it will be dismissed if he's a good little boy for whatever period of time.

The judge could conceivably reject this depending on the results of the PSI or other investigation. A possibility is they aren't yet aware of the potential computer crimes.

 

[3MMA]

Crossposting from the Rekieta v. State thread:

Here’s the doc’s for any who don’t want to download:

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Basically it means while he's entered a plea of guilty, a judgment to that effect is not on the record and it will be dismissed if he's a good little boy for whatever period of time.

The judge could conceivably reject this depending on the results of the PSI or other investigation. A possibility is they aren't yet aware of the potential computer crimes.

I am not a lawyer, but it does indeed seem overall like a very favorable deal, just as Rekieta had alluded to.

 

[PrestonHolt]

Great, cant wait in 3month to hear his galaxy gase'd voice acking about "see kiwifags, i didnt gave my daughter any cocaine, there were no charges about it after all"

 

[Strix454]

Crossposting from the Rekieta v. State thread:


The thing I think is most relevant:

I have been told by my attorney and understand:
a. That my attorney discussed this case with one of the prosecuting attorneys and that my attorney and the prosecuting attorney agreed that if I entered a plea of guilty, the prosecutor will do the following: (Give substance of the agreement)

• Plead guilty to amended charge of drug possession in the third degree
• Statutory stay of adjudication pursuant to Minn. Stat. §152.18
• Remaining terms of the sentence at Court’s discretion
• State drops all other charges.
• State dismisses 34-CR-21-342 against Kayla Rekieta and case against April Imholte

Well. Thats disappointing. Its way too generous in a case where he had no defense at all. Especially dropping the charges against both whores.

But then again its Minnesota. Aaron will now probably get ten years for that nude photo.

 

[Telemeter]

I count college schooling too. The time investment is important and also counts.
I don't a-log enough to know the exact timeline of his education So I just assume it's around 20 years since he's in his 40s

Rekieta actually went to college for a creative writing degree, he wanted to be a Hollywood writer.

Obviously that failed spectacularly and he spent the next decade living off his trust fund and breeding. He only went to law school when he was already in his mid 30s, and only practiced for like a year before he started doing youtube.