StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

Tarl Warwick the vampire pirate is already a top contender for winning the 2025 Lolcow Fashion Awards

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Convenient how Tarl only claims he's performed witchcraft to harm others after the supposed harm has come and gone.

*tree falls over apparently on its own*
"Guys, you're not gonna believe this, but I did a ritual goon session to Stolas last night to make that happen. You're welcome!"

God's strongest milkman said:
No matter what we have to make sure that Tarl doesn't become friends with rekeita. Chaos with chaos magic?
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Rekieta has already said enough to lend credence to the possibility that his nickname does come from the Occult concept of chaos. He made a bizarre unexplained remark in a private Locals stream last year about how God can be compelled through blood magick.
 
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God's strongest milkman said:
If this nigga
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Nigga or nigger?

Let's review the case for the hard "r." Impregnates woman and leaves her - 1 point, extra credit for crossing an ocean to do so - .5 points. Can't budget, save or invest - 1 point. Extremely low impulse control - 1 point. Not shy to smack a bitch up - 1 point. Can't stand on his own business, runs with a gang (of supernatural beings from his own imagination, but still) -1 point.

Let's review the case to not use the hard "r." Disrespectful to mother - (-1 point). Shows chest rather than sags pants - (-1 point). Poor drip (-1 point). Can't stand on his own business (-1 point).

Best I can tell, the case for the hard "r" is only made because of the extra credit he got for crossing an ocean to dodge daddy duties. The case seems to have mixed results, forcing me to give him a soft "a" distinction.

Upon review, the score was revised to a 5.5 to 3, giving him hard "r" distinction.
 
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Mourning_Cloak said:
That's why I would tune in from time to time. His videos are very easily absorbed and usually do a decent job at giving an overview of something that's happened. They are very "2010 YouTube" and that's part of their "charm" if you will. Also, this might be an unpopular opinion, but he at least doesn't have mush mouth or a shrill faggoty voice like Fuentes. He's a decent speaker. I never thought he was some kind of paragon of political science, only an eccentric weirdo who could be mildly funny in a dry way. I didn't watch (or listen rather) hoping to hear some profound, revolutionary takes.
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I used to watch/listen to Styx as I got ready for work in the morning. He never gave takes that were all that insightful, but his videos were relatively brief and to the point, he spoke in a level voice without crying or yelling or going on side rants, and he seemed able to summarize recent events in a way that was for the most part not too biased. Then he became more and more insufferable and I stopped listening like 2 years ago. Now he's a complete lolcow. Love to see it.
 
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Big Miss Steak said:
I used to watch/listen to Styx as I got ready for work in the morning. He never gave takes that were all that insightful, but his videos were relatively brief and to the point, he spoke in a level voice without crying or yelling or going on side rants, and he seemed able to summarize recent events in a way that was for the most part not too biased. Then he became more and more insufferable and I stopped listening like 2 years ago. Now he's a complete lolcow. Love to see it.
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Yeah I watched him for a long time for similar reasons. He posted early in the day and gave a quick rundown of the news without being too obnoxious. I think I started watching him around 2014ish because Varg Vikernes shouted him out for reviewing his schizo tabletop RPG.
 
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Marty Robbins said:
Yeah I watched him for a long time for similar reasons. He posted early in the day and gave a quick rundown of the news without being too obnoxious. I think I started watching him around 2014ish because Varg Vikernes shouted him out for reviewing his schizo tabletop RPG.
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I really miss Varg.
 
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Marty Robbins said:
Yeah I watched him for a long time for similar reasons. He posted early in the day and gave a quick rundown of the news without being too obnoxious. I think I started watching him around 2014ish because Varg Vikernes shouted him out for reviewing his schizo tabletop RPG.
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I started listening in 2016, I think, after I heard him interviewed on Molyneux.
 
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I listened on and off to Tarl around 2018. I got sick of him (admittedly for petty reasons) when he began his proclamations of "facts" that were opinions, such as "Vermont Maple Syrup is the best" (it isn't), Costa Rican Coffee is the best (tell that to dedicated Mocha Java drinkers) Gardening is a better use of free time than anything you are doing (debatable) etc. and so on.

He also has incomplete knowledge of historical events in context, has ridiculous incomplete knowledge of historical pop culture (which he conflates and misapplies constantly,) and his laughably naive blue pill opinions about male-female relationships (we all see how well he does in that front) and his Jannie sweeping of other iffy content creators.

All combined, I had enough.
 
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PsychoSam said:
He's seems pretty smitten with Alicia K on his live streams vice versa! :thinking:no one will EVER compare to Sammy!
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LOL there are lots of women are better than me, but none of them will ever be me, no. We can all thank God for that. Also, that's not my circus nor my monkey so whomever he's having sex with to stroke his aging, bloated, drunken ego can have away at it. Mel? Sarah from TN? Alicia? Joy? Hell, maybe even a few men at this point (as long as the pay is good). Everyone needs a good fuck every once in a while, it's just a shame he can't keep it up long enough to finish. Effects of being a drunken retard, very sad. Anywho, happy SUNday.
 
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Catgirl Tyranid said:
Coffee with creme (not milk) is delicious. You don't even need to clank to get it well mixed in, you just pour the creme in first. (alternatively, get a spinning milk frother and go to own on that creme before pouring your coffee for some bubbly texture with your morning Joe)
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I use both milk and cream as well as maple syrup in my coffee.
 
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