Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

[The Judean People's Front]

big lols about Vicky's hyperlexic claim (she must think it means "I read lots and fast!"). She's just flinging random crap into the air now, it's great.

It's hilarious to me that right after she bitches about people using "Asperger's" to signal they are the "smart" kind of Autist she turns around and does the exact same thing (or attempts to) by calling herself hyperlexic. Biiiiiitch.

 

[Free the Pedos]

It's hilarious to me that right after she bitches about people using "Asperger's" to signal they are the "smart" kind of Autist she turns around and does the exact same thing (or attempts to) by calling herself hyperlexic. Biiiiiitch.

That’s exactly why I don’t like the term. The only people who use it today were diagnosed 30 years ago (fair enough), or want to show that they’re cool quirky autists like Sherlock and Dr House, not dumb uncool disableds!!!*

*twist: they’re not autistic and are just try harder without a personality

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Had to google hyperlexia to read more (suddenly suspecting I was retarded as a kid, just like my brothers said) and found this fantastic infographic:


Hercules and Sofia, I feel ya.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Victoria's in the mood for a bit of shopping.





Actually, make that more than a bit, and she wants YOU to pay for it! She's now not even saying "fundraise" because she knows a lot of people will have those posts muted. Literally trying to get into people's feeds who have deliberately chosen not to see those. What happened to consent and content warnings?!

Victoria asks something I can't quite figure out (probably because of my hyperlexia).

Victoria can't lift her own arms.



Someone replies to the post above and Vicki tells us what we already knew.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Man is when don't fully raise hands.

 

[Muskcarpone]

Poverty is when you could just call your parents for unlimited funds but instead tell strangers on the internet, who in all probability have less than you do, to give you their hard-earned money.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Vicky is too disabled to lift her heavy arms above her head. It might cause her wheelchair to tip upside down or something.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Man is when don't fully raise hands.

Surprised she didn't turn this into a Musk joke.

 

[behindyourightnow]

Surprised she didn't turn this into a Musk joke.

She's not clever enough. Nazi salute jokes might be lame, but they require at least a low level of humor, and the ability to connect subjects in novel ways, that Vicky doesn't possess. Probably as a result of stagnating intellectually since the age of 17 or so.

Man is when don't fully raise hands.

I had to think back but I'm pretty sure I never did more than the "raise an index finger" signal after a certain age. Doesn't it have more to do with the size of a class and whether a teacher/lecturer can see you? Or you know... personality? This gender shit is so endlessly retarded.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Victoria reclines in her 60 thousand dollar power chair, her pink bedazzled mask pulled down over her second chin. She's surrounded by opened boxes from her parents: the jewelry, trinkets, and lock of hair from her beloved dead pet are there, but not her dildo collection. She tweet stormed about it earlier today: why is her mom always undermining her like this?!?

Her laptop pings, indicating another email in her university inbox, she's far too anxious to read them because she knows she might be getting kicked out of her disability studies degree. Instead she opens tiktok and watches a "this is how men raise their hands in class" video. She chuckles to herself. That's so totally her. So totally masculine. She was right to cut her tits off.

The euphoria surges through her like 60mg of prednisone with an oxycontin chaser. She suddenly has found the energy to celebrate in the most masculine way possible: she'll go to the roof of her building and sing.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Victoria asks something I can't quite figure out (probably because of my hyperlexia).

The Latka Gravas syntax is somewhat difficult to parse, but I think she is looking for confirmation of her (false) belief that recently updated vital records will not show evidence of the previous marker. This is not true at all- it may not be on the certificate itself, but the state always keeps a log of changes to these records, which can be accessed by anyone with the appropriate authorizations. Meaning she and all her friends can be force detransitioned in the eyes of Uncle Sam with a few keystrokes. And I hope soon they will be.

 

[a tightly clenched butt]

She’s ”hyperlexic” now. Sure, Jan. But the notoriously ableist library chuds don’t space the shelves wide enough! Will the injustices never end?!
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This has been bothering me. Does she know she can look at all the titles on the library website and even reserve books online that the librarians can get her? But no, she can't "access reading"

 

[Breadbear]

This has been bothering me. Does she know she can look at all the titles on the library website and even reserve books online that the librarians can get her? But no, she can't "access reading"

Strange, it's almost like there are services... For the disabled... Like disability services?

Nah, libraries are ableist.

 

[RandallBoggs]

That’s exactly why I don’t like the term. The only people who use it today were diagnosed 30 years ago (fair enough), or want to show that they’re cool quirky autists like Sherlock and Dr House, not dumb uncool disableds!!!*

*twist: they’re not autistic and are just try harder without a personality

I understand what you’re saying, but overall getting rid of the distinction between autism and Asperger’s has been a fucking disaster.

The best analogy I can make is that of a prison: first and foremost, you start at the very basics and separate men and women. Then you further separate by severity of behavior and or crime. Retconning Asperger’s has been the equivalent of mixing all inmates together, regardless of sex or security risk.

When you start blurring definitions, what happens, much like the genderisms, is that people’s interpretations vary wildly. A person diagnosed as a high functioning autist and a person diagnosed as a high functioning asperger before the change are not on the same intellectual capability, but because now both are labeled as high functioning ASD, they’re lumped together. And it doesn’t take a genius to realize they have completely different needs when it comes to support and aid, but now everyone gets to share the same resources.

Yes everyone knows it’s a “spectrum,” but people need objectivity. If someone’s sole exposure to autism is 40 IQ non-verbal tards, they’re gonna assume the same for every autist they meet and treat them like toddlers.
On the opposite end, this push to portray Asperger’s as the true image of autism gives the public a very distorted view of what autism is. Of course media would rather showcase the quirky high functioning Asperger’s weirdo who’s a bit slow socially but overall quite normal, because showcasing someone like CWC is a lot less appealing. So when people meet someone with an actual bad case of the ‘tism, it’s quite a shock.

 

[Jupiter Doughnuts]

The best analogy I can make is that of a prison: first and foremost, you start at the very basics and separate men and women. Then you further separate by severity of behavior and or crime. Retconning Asperger’s has been the equivalent of mixing all inmates together, regardless of sex or security risk.

My brother's got Asperger's and I find it to be a really useful term because I can tell people "my brother's got Asperger's" and they imagine someone with a CS degree and 0 social skills/theory of mind to a clinically significant level, which is an accurate description. If I instead modernized my language and said "my brother's got autism," people would assume that he was intellectually slow, possibly <70 IQ and nonverbal.

 

[behindyourightnow]

When you start blurring definitions, what happens, much like the genderisms, is that people’s interpretations vary wildly. A person diagnosed as a high functioning autist and a person diagnosed as a high functioning asperger before the change are not on the same intellectual capability, but because now both are labeled as high functioning ASD, they’re lumped together. And it doesn’t take a genius to realize they have completely different needs when it comes to support and aid, but now everyone gets to share the same resources.

I think one of the (many) problems was that the diagnostic criteria weren't even very good at distinguishing the difference, though.

Like a big part of Aspergers diagnosis was an absence of a "communication delay" in childhood, i.e. someone wasn't a late talker. But in reality you can get plenty of people with the typical higher-IQ Aspergers presentation who were late talkers (the stories about "kids who are completely nonverbal until age 4 and then start talking in full sentences" are probably exaggerated, but not by much).

Not to mention the fact that a lot of Asperger kids were diagnosed later, so the difference between "autism" and "Aspergers" could come down to whether the parent remembered them talking late or not 10+ years later.

Removing the distinction did cause problems but IMO it's more a matter of "autism" ultimately being a symptom of many different conditions, but one that we treat like a condition itself. But I'll stop sperging (lmao) now.

 

[Commander Suzdal]

Like a big part of Aspergers diagnosis was an absence of a "communication delay" in childhood, i.e. someone wasn't a late talker. But in reality you can get plenty of people with the typical higher-IQ Aspergers presentation who were late talkers (the stories about "kids who are completely nonverbal until age 4 and then start talking in full sentences" are probably exaggerated, but not by much).

And, conversely, there are some children - mostly boys - who start talking late, but don't have other issues. Here's a good book about it. These kids can end up with autism diagnoses because of the delay in talking (especially since, in the US, clinicians seem to be very willing to stretch the actual guidelines.)

Thomas Sowell isn't a doctor - he's an economist - but he did his homework for this book (and wrote a follow-up that I haven't read.) Interesting guy - here's his Wikipedia article.

 

[Brown People are Gross]

Pink skin, a wheelchair and a manly hand raise? Reminds me of this:

 

[Breadbear]

Pink skin, a wheelchair and a manly hand raise? Reminds me of this:
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BEHOLD! A POONER!

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Beware, Trump! Victoria's hanging on by a thread and has nothing to lose!