Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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Law said:
It's the funniest thing ever.
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I was curious about what Jackie looked like, and found him doing a reading of another poem from last year:


I wonder how the child clocked him? :thinking:Poem below:
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This is incredible, it reads like a parody of this sort of poem - gravlax crostini? Banging the DJ at a wedding in a portapotty while the Hamster Dance plays? Fixating on the bride's vagina? Amazingly it ends addressing the very same ex. One more, the dramatic readings really add to it:

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I'd unironically buy an anthology if Jackie published one. They're such fantastic unintentional satire of a very specific type of person.
 
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This reminded me that every published Jackie Sabbagh word-fart "poem" is a trans L.
It is day infinity
of everyone wanting me dead. People are having fun
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But I thought no one thought of you and your face was growing old?
bringing lemon squares and automatic artillery to the anti-trans community meetings.
Divorced legislators harangue
about pedophile cults and surgeried infants and what ever happened to forever ago.
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Throwing shade on legislators for being divorced? You're the guy having porta potty hook-ups and crying about it, Jackie.
I am more beautiful than you and I would like to be loved.
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Why would you want to be loved by an uggo like me, O beautiful one?
I am getting concerned
about the monomaniacs who make their entire lives about deadnaming and transvestigations:
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Like Liz Phong Jones? Yeah, he concerns me too.
obviously it’s working but aren’t you exhausted, don’t you remember
when someone loved you without knowing what you were?
I am eating shortbread on a patio table overlooking the enormous green ocean.
Somewhere an octopus is being eaten by an octopus and not panicking.
Black dress to the floor, red acrylic nails, silver teardrop earrings, waterproof mascara
I am excited to do this for the rest of my life and be terrified.
I hear a noise behind me and I don’t turn around.
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He always writes about what he's wearing or what he's eating. Trans is just consumerism.
 
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Deer Warts said:
I felt the coldest chill looking at that thing.

If I remember correctly, cluster B personality disorder/npd occurs much less frequently in men than women. Maybe he thinks being a narc is validating, but the thought of a male with BPD is truly unsettling.

Actually, now that I think about it, the whole troon ethos is not at all dissimilar to BPD ...
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there's 4 cluster B disorders: antisocial, narcissistic, borderline and histrionic.
antisocial and narcissistic are male dominated
borderline and histrionic are female dominated
 
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This straight tranny is upset at his boyfriend having previously slept with an trans man


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I'm a transwoman and have no malice or hatred towards transgender men. So my boyfriend confessed to having sex with a transgender man. Biologically female but transitioning into a man. I don't think that makes him completely heterosexual but he disagrees and says he didn't "see them that way. as they looked like a woman just with short haired fade and men's clothing and acted very masculine." I personally feel it's irrelevant because this person identified themselves as a man yet you were still attracted to their masculine energy. I feel extremely conflicted as I no longer see him as completely heterosexual and suspect their is an aspect of bisexuality going on. He lashed out at me and we argued over it all night. Am I wrong for wanting to break up over it? Fyi I am not transphobic Infact it is because I respect gender identity that I see this transgender man as a man.

He doesn't even hid the fact that he now knows his boyfriend isn't straight and doesn't see the pooner as a man either.
Even people in the comments are calling him biphobic and griping over him not seeing the pooner as an honest man.

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monstrous bubo said:
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They can’t, although some give it a red hot go.

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If I managed to make it 39 years without giving a fuck that I was assigned male at birth and all of a sudden I want to grow tits and dress like Avril Lavigne, explain to me how the fuck that's NOT just a mid life crisis?​

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I've never cared about fashion period and now I can't stop thinking about women's fashion.

What the fuck?

I mean I kind of know the answer, I grew up in a different time, this idea was never a serious option until recently, yadda yadda yadda, but still. What the fuck?

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I like the blatant autism:
My question is this if you never really cared, why is it that the woman you most wan to emulate is someone who reached peal popularity when you were a teenager?
If it were just a midlife crisis wouldn't it more likely be someone who you just saw in the media recently?
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Oh yeah, someone like all those other middle aged hons all over the fucking internet?

I love how they all go meta on the concept of midlife crisis, but conveniently fail at this particular, nested part of the meta analysis...

It was the boat and the vette, because that was shilled to middle aged boomers, you dunces - now it's lobbing your dick off.
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Mary Lee Harvey osWalsh said:
I mean. I wouldn't hire a trans person either. I'm sure there are "normal" people who happen to be trans who wouldn't cause a ruckus, but I feel like 75% of the time hiring one would be an HR disaster.
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The general manager at my old job hates troons because of the shit the one she made the mistake of hiring put her through. He was the absolute fucking worst. He was this perverted weirdo who would always threaten to sue the company for discrimination every time one of us did something he mildly disliked. In the end she had to Capone him and just cobble together a good enough excuse to get rid of the fucker.


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Zeal Euphoria of the ConPervert
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It's not letting me quote the post you're replying to but the part at the end about keeping the peace at dinner is killing me because you know the idea for him to make this post was probably him arguing with someone about trannyshit over dinner or something about how the drumpfstapo is out to get him.
 
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Sean Andalou said:
Pooner has a "cis" gay boyfriend and ...
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I (25FtM) am in a new relationship with a cis gay man (27M) who has never been with a trans man before. It’s both of our first relationship in many years and I’m really, really into him, but I have a lot of worries about the physical side of things. He’s said that he isn’t opposed to the idea of having sex with me, just that he isn’t sure how he’ll feel about it yet.

We kissed for the first time last night and things got kind of heavy, but we kept clothes on. Afterwards we were talking about our sexual compatibility and he said that something like vaginal penetration would be easier for him than “getting his face all up in there,” or something to that effect.

His comment has been bothering me a lot since then, and I’m worried about the idea of him finding me repulsive or in general having to force himself to stomach it just because he likes me as a person. I don’t have a lot of bottom dysphoria in isolation (I actually like my setup a lot to be honest), but the idea of my partner finding that part of me gross or unattractive has been bringing up a lot of worry and shame.

Obviously it’s too early to know how he’ll feel about it because we haven’t gotten there yet, but it’s been weighing on me a lot already. I kind of feel like an axe is hanging over my head just waiting to fall. The idea of even trying to have sex with him now or of taking my pants off at all feels a bit overwhelming.

If anyone has any advice or experience with this kind of situation and wants to share I would really appreciate it! Thank you :-)
No answers yet. I'll check later to see if anything else amusing happens.
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Yeah this isn't doomed to fail or anything lol
 
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Sean Andalou said:
Pooner has a "cis" gay boyfriend and ...
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I (25FtM) am in a new relationship with a cis gay man (27M) who has never been with a trans man before. It’s both of our first relationship in many years and I’m really, really into him, but I have a lot of worries about the physical side of things. He’s said that he isn’t opposed to the idea of having sex with me, just that he isn’t sure how he’ll feel about it yet.

We kissed for the first time last night and things got kind of heavy, but we kept clothes on. Afterwards we were talking about our sexual compatibility and he said that something like vaginal penetration would be easier for him than “getting his face all up in there,” or something to that effect.

His comment has been bothering me a lot since then, and I’m worried about the idea of him finding me repulsive or in general having to force himself to stomach it just because he likes me as a person. I don’t have a lot of bottom dysphoria in isolation (I actually like my setup a lot to be honest), but the idea of my partner finding that part of me gross or unattractive has been bringing up a lot of worry and shame.

Obviously it’s too early to know how he’ll feel about it because we haven’t gotten there yet, but it’s been weighing on me a lot already. I kind of feel like an axe is hanging over my head just waiting to fall. The idea of even trying to have sex with him now or of taking my pants off at all feels a bit overwhelming.

If anyone has any advice or experience with this kind of situation and wants to share I would really appreciate it! Thank you :-)
No answers yet. I'll check later to see if anything else amusing happens.
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Oh something is afoot with this guy. She's found some extra damaged "gay" dude who is testing out a theory. Guarantee he's got a DSM worth of complexes and issues. Hope he doesn't end up being a serial killer.
 
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AssignedEva said:
bringing lemon squares and automatic artillery to the anti-trans community meetings.
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First, who is arranging these anti-trans community meetings? Pretty much anywhere in the first world trying to organize something like that will get you blacklisted and fired if anyone finds out.

Second, "automatic artillery"? Even artillery would be pushing it (unless you routinely open carry a rocket launcher) but automatic... I wonder if it's harder to find an openly anti-trans social group or an autocannon.
 
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Incredible things happening on Day 6 of Trump's America:

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This desperate lil pooner works at Dunkin, and is also a wife and mother:


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Scrolling her photos is shocking- it's a couple grimy looking pooner selfies, and then pages and pages of the girliest shit imaginable. A little over a year ago she was posting selfies like this:
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And here she is with her kids and fiance:

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All hope for these kids was lost. Until January 20th, 2025, when a twist of fate and the electoral college stopped their mom's poonout in its tracks- maybe even early enough for her to be salvageable.

Merry Christmas, God bless us every one.
 
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