Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

He looks so fat and stupid. I'm not sure how anyone could take him seriously.

 

[RollingRock2]

Piggle Rick enjoying prison

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

After random-word searching some more, I suspect his plan may be to use his mutated frankenpig brain to psychically enslave the courts to do his bidding
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I mean just fucking look at it...
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EDIT: Pig man comes deliciously close to open conflict with one of the most infamous troons in our archive
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For those in the peanut gallery, this is infact Brianna Wu/John Flynt/The Mississippi Wendigo trying to act as the voice of troon reason, only for pig man to NOCHILD him and declare his intent to teach panama the ways of modern warfare should drumpf invade them
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“I’d tell them the exact same thing” yeah buts it’s like you also tell your toilet to enjoy prison daily! how could a man who can’t coparent possibly have anything to say about foreign relations lol. Actually blowing up the canal is metaphorically what he did with his daughter and Ade anyway lol I love presidential pat.

 

[skol]

I have a soft spot for Fossil watches. I knew that finger point watch was a Fossil based solely on it's funky ass bracelet. As for the Festina, I'd never heard of them till now. Based on research it's kind of a middle range watch, not bad, Fat. Although, no name movement, mineral crystal, and 5ATM WR is silly. But Pig Man does little activity or bathing, so it's perfectly suited to remain scratch free sitting on the fart couch and Xeeting the naughty children.
didn't know that PCJ was such a watch geek, hopefully she got good money for his kits.
I think I would LOVE to see him get a smart watch. Imagine his wrist constantly telling him when a stalker idiot has reared his head up to be tweeted at.

FESTINA F6846/2​

According to some Brit website, it goes for 135 £.

Personally, the open mechanism watches of this kind look bad. It’s neither elegant nor sportsy, just tacky. Plus, he could’ve at least wiped off the grease off of it before making a pic…

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

he could’ve at least wiped off the grease off of it before making a pic…

There aren’t enough rainbows in a century of Noah’s arc to this.

It’s incredibly optimistic to assume Rick could ever wipe grease off of anything.

(Fun fact: Rick is the backup strategic oil reserve for the US and Canada and seven other smaller countries.)

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Maybe they killed him and ground him into mince, then served him up as meatloaf at the convention buffet?

Wrong again, stlaker. Rick is the one who grinds.

Enjoy being a tube of meat, welfare child.

 

[AnOminous]

The one with the limp wrist is some Francis Dolarhyde shit.

The one with some crazy eyes is some Jame Gumb shit, this is something some poor Negro child sees from the top of the well right before being ground up into pepperoni.

 

[lindsayfan]

please, universe, please give us a full-on fatrick vs. THE WU clash

two universally despised liberal idiots failed at everything who both are certain they're brilliant human swiss-army-knives skilled at everything.

if these two nitwits started debating sports cars, guns, salt water aquariums, foreign policy or anything else the conflict would need its own thread

 

[IsaacShraeder]

Oh piggy...

 

[John_Smith]

Tuskegee Airmen are part of the USAF history. Yeah, Trump is an idiot here. Piggy would refute the above statistic by saying it doesn't take into account their inferior aircraft or some such cope. However, they were given the P-39 airacobra to start, and some other stuff. It was a fine plane. Just ask the Soviets. They moved on to P-47 Thunderbolts and P-51 Mustangs, which were top of the line aircraft. Hardly cast off scraps. Piggy is wrong again.

Ol' Mr. Caraballo has his paint-filled balloon moment. Destroying the locks on the canal... I would say it's like cutting off your nose to spite someone else's face, but worse. Maybe mutilating your genitals and wearing dresses because you are shit-house rat insane. It would destroy Panama's economy, but everyone else, meh. Shipping costs increase a bit and shipping times increase a bit. We saw what happened when the Suez canal was blocked for a while. It wasn't the end of the world. It would also wreck Panama's environment. What the Panamanian president needs to do is reserve his room at the Apostolic nunciature and get some good noise cancellation headphones, unless he likes Van Halen. That's a Manuel Noriega reference, Dan.

Final watch sperg. There's nothing wrong with an open heart or skeletonized dial, if done correctly, and the movement it is showing is of good quality or it's showing off a tourbillon (cool but totally unneeded complication). Piggy's Festina watch does neither. Now if Piggy had money, say from winning the lolsuit against the MPD, he could splurge on a really expensive watch. Richard Mille is about his style. FYI If you see a truly hideous, large watch on some rich guy's wrist, it's probably Richard Mille. The internet will show you more.

Seiko is too good for him, TBH. Seiko watches, except the ones that slip through QC with misaligned bezels and other strange faults, are generally a good value. Seiko also has a way of making very nice dials. Prices have been going up though. Orient watches are generally good value too. Piggy should stick to fashion watches or maybe a Timex Weekender. The very loud tick will eventually drive him insane... oh wait, that train has left the station.

Then there is Grand Seiko. Those are some watches worthy of a successful man.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Yeah, Trump is an idiot here.

Did Trump actually say to stop teaching that part of the history though? The EOs don’t go into anywhere near that micro level of detail. What I suspect is some smartass DEI hire just trying to make him look bad by doing this and then telling the press, with a smug “See, Orange Man Bad!”

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Did Trump actually say to stop teaching that part of the history though? The EOs don’t go into anywhere near that micro level of detail. What I suspect is some smartass DEI hire just trying to make him look bad by doing this and then telling the press, with a smug “See, Orange Man Bad!”

He didn't military units are being weird about this. From what I've heard some units have stopped sexual harassment training over the DEI ban despite that not even being mentioned.

 

[Dim Glownigger]

Piggy would refute the above statistic by saying it doesn't take into account their inferior aircraft or some such cope.

...They were all equipped with P-51s. In fact the 31st still had Bs and Cs into 1944.

Edit: And the "they protected the bombers instead of chasing kills" line isn't reflected in reality either, bombers protected by the Tuskegee guys lost as many planes as the ones guarded by white escorts.

 

[Maude Snew]

You guys are missing the forest for the trees with the watch discussion, sure, there are many better choices but he doesn't need to tell time, he doesn't do anything on a schedule, he'd get the same utility were he to tape some money to his wrist, it's again all performative, and because he's stupid he has shit taste.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

You guys are missing the forest for the trees with the watch discussion, sure, there are many better choices but he doesn't need to tell time, he doesn't do anything on a schedule, he'd get the same utility were he to tape some money to his wrist, it's again all performative, and because he's stupid he has shit taste.

Alright, I'm officially ending the "watch discussion" with this post, not only due to its extreme autism but also because I have (using the power of autism) found the perfect watch for Pat:

Spoiler: Pat's Watch

Anytime's a good time for pepperoni!

 

[Dean Pentel]

Final watch sperg. There's nothing wrong with an open heart or skeletonized dial, if done correctly, and the movement it is showing is of good quality or it's showing off a tourbillon (cool but totally unneeded complication). Piggy's Festina watch does neither. Now if Piggy had money, say from winning the lolsuit against the MPD, he could splurge on a really expensive watch. Richard Mille is about his style. FYI If you see a truly hideous, large watch on some rich guy's wrist, it's probably Richard Mille. The internet will show you more.

Absolutely disagree on open heart/skeletonized dial. I can't stand those. Even subtly done, such as on the RGM Caliber 20 (a fucking cool watch I wish I could justify buying), I think it enormously detracts from the sublime elegance of nice timepiece. To each their own, for sure, but finding out Rick likes watches with terrible dials would be like finding out he likes his steak well done: no fucking surprise.

Definitely agree with you on Titty Two-Chins snapping up a Richard Mille ( ) if he had that kind of money. With as much as he loves to showcase those awful bitch tits there's no doubt he'd love to show off an equally large, ugly, gaudy bauble like one of those.

Seiko is too good for him, TBH. Seiko watches, except the ones that slip through QC with misaligned bezels and other strange faults, are generally a good value. Seiko also has a way of making very nice dials. Prices have been going up though. Orient watches are generally good value too. Piggy should stick to fashion watches or maybe a Timex Weekender. The very loud tick will eventually drive him insane... oh wait, that train has left the station.

Then there is Grand Seiko. Those are some watches worthy of a successful man.

Seiko is definitely too good for him. Even if he could afford it, he wouldn't look twice at something like the SLA-series Marinemasters or the Grand Seiko Spring Drive stuff (SBGA series or the SBGY007) because he's never bothered to think for himself.

Like many other fat faggots with bitch tits, he'd go for the Rolex, the Breitling, or the TAG Heuer.

Alright, alright, enough watch sperging.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

So what I'm getting is that between the Daninvasion of the Ha'hovel, and the Confusion about Confusion. Big titty Rick has defaulted to prisionimg us all from his fartcouch and is, dare I say it, a fat lazy faggot with tig ol bitty tich bits?

 

[Morshu's Paradise]

I wish Pat would post more selfies like in the old days. He has some kind of strange allure that takes me back to the 2010s.

 

[Pim Fortuyn]

I wish Pat would post more selfies like in the old days. He has some kind of strange allure that takes me back to the 2010s.

I feel like that's one of the drawbacks of the pests and the trolling. He definitely shares way less in the way of selfies etc than he used to.

 

[Spunt]

Christ I didn't know that watch autism was so judgmental. Now I'm worried that my watch might be telling people that I'm a furry or that I like Alien 3, when I just wanted to know what time it is and I liked the colour.