Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[StinkySnack]

Saved the video clip for the song formerly known as "Mariah" from the album formerly known as "I'm Disabled, So What?"

God, this is the worst shit he’s put out since that “Walks like Heidy Klum” snippet that he sang himself. Bobby John must be really down on his luck these days to entertain such crap.

 

[Swole McPole]

Here's a post with the screenshot and explanation.

That probably needed a spoiler alert. I feel defiled after reading that -- and I'm not easily grossed out.

 

[YouTube Autist]

I think Russell gets most of it out of his system just by filing the lawsuit, announcing the song, etc. He doesn't feel the need to actually follow through because he's already gotten the kick he needs just by starting the process. So, we end up again and again with Russell instigating things, but then dragging his feet and issuing wails of resentment as if everyone else were imposing on him, rather than vice versa.

You eat a sandwich and feel pleasantly full and satisfied, and then the waiter insists that there are 20 more sandwiches you must eat -- I think this is how Russell experiences it.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

He's not that impressive even for the standards of outsider musicians.

 

[I Hate The Disabled]

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This stuff is fucking great! The perfect comic relief on this fine day. Many thanks to Useful_Mistake.

Can picture an infomercial with Sarah Mclaughlin playing in the background, Russ crying with a voice over saying "Just for 10 cents a day, you can give a gimp faced bitch an ounce of pussy for a month. Will you donate today?"

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

The funny part about Rusty and wanting to force this guy to sell him the land that is rightfully owned by them is that according to property records in that county, Gilman owned that land for a number of years before Rusty ever had a license for a business in that state. So, he essentially wants to force them to sell him land that they owned before he was even a registered entity in that state because it is unfair to Rusty because that's the only land his "investors" will give him any money to develop.

Imagine being sued by some guy who wants your land, just to be your competition, and claims that you are a monopoly just for owning the land for a number of years before they were even a legal business entity.

In no universe does Rusty's argument make an ounce of sense.

So many words for someone that has NEVER built ANYTHING.

Well, he has built his life around figurative mountains of bullshit.

Whereas Russ might have to go to a doctor or a whore, rich people have the doctor and the whore come to them. Sometimes they’re the same person!

That just gave me a great business idea!

Somehow, Russell never mentioned the real damage if he can't open a brothel in Winnemucca is he can't make it's slogan Wannafucca

I like it: "Wannafucka? Winnemucca!"

 

[Iron Hamster]

I think Russell gets most of it out of his system just by filing the lawsuit, announcing the song, etc. He doesn't feel the need to actually follow through because he's already gotten the kick he needs just by starting the process. So, we end up again and again with Russell instigating things, but then dragging his feet and issuing wails of resentment as if everyone else were imposing on him, rather than vice versa.

You eat a sandwich and feel pleasantly full and satisfied, and then the waiter insists that there are 20 more sandwiches you must eat -- I think this is how Russell experiences it.

Exactly. This song has allegedly been done for 2 years but you don't throw it out there and rake in the bux?

 

[Harvey Danger]

Exactly. This song has allegedly been done for 2 years but you don't throw it out there and rake in the bux?

According to his lawsuit against Null, he's scared to release any new music because people leave bad reviews and email him pictures of Hitler.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I think Russell gets most of it out of his system just by filing the lawsuit, announcing the song, etc. He doesn't feel the need to actually follow through because he's already gotten the kick he needs just by starting the process. So, we end up again and again with Russell instigating things, but then dragging his feet and issuing wails of resentment as if everyone else were imposing on him, rather than vice versa.

You eat a sandwich and feel pleasantly full and satisfied, and then the waiter insists that there are 20 more sandwiches you must eat -- I think this is how Russell experiences it.

It's post nut clarity but for announcing things. It's like when the deathfats announce a new diet. Saying you'll do it is as good as you've already done and accomplished it.
But with Greer, who despite numerous lawsuits does not like direct confrontation and feels he needs gargantuan amounts of praise for the fact that he thought about putting effort into something and when he does not get it or someone teases him, those posts get ripped down like when a teenager in an 80s movie finds out their hero isn't amazing so they rip their posters off the wall.

 

[ScooterL]

It's from what we assume is a deleted section from his hooker pamphlet.

"I put my fingers up as far as I could go". Quite the Casanova.

This is why whores feel suicidal after meeting Russell.

 

[a hapless toad]

"I put my fingers up as far as I could go". Quite the Casanova.

This is why whores feel suicidal after meeting Russell.

To be fair, it couldn't have been very far; have you seen his stubby little deformed fingers?

 

[Swole McPole]

"I put my fingers up as far as I could go". Quite the Casanova.

That was the passage that made me feel unclean. And generally pornography doesn't bother me. But there's something about knowing who Greer is, knowing how he looks, thinks and feels that made this utterly fucking nauseating.

 

[Pim Fortuyn]

A production company should front Russ the $100,000 to start a brothel with the requirement that they be allowed to film and distribute the entire process as a television show. Peak Greer always occurs when he manages to catch hold whatever car he's chasing and gets drug along for a ride. Russ would absolutely leap at the opportunity even if it means signing the worst possible contract imaginable where he gets nothing from the success of the show. Must see reality TV. Primetime plights broadcast directly to your livingroom.

I know just the guy.

Spoiler

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

He “can’t wait to perform” his new song/album? What’s he gonna do, wear his red sequinned jacket while putting the cd in a shitty café’s sound system?

Please let Russ mime along to his shitty songs on TikTok, please please please. We desperately need this kind of hilarity right now. Bonus points if he publicises his album launch venue beforehand so some random café goer can bring along a life size cardboard cutout of Hitler to dance along.

 

[Iron Hamster]

That was the passage that made me feel unclean. And generally pornography doesn't bother me. But there's something about knowing who Greer is, knowing how he looks, thinks and feels that made this utterly fucking nauseating.

I'm still laughing over a kiss to help with his disability.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

You weren’t confused when you tried the same tricks in this lawsuit. Get dismissed Russell.

Enjoy dismissal, pro se child.
You. Will.

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[Dizzyuntildeath]

I'm still laughing over a kiss to help with his disability.

Mr. Greer, in prior legislation you wrote the phrase kisses to help with your disability. Can you please explain to the court what your disability is?

Spoiler: What could it be?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

In no universe does Rusty's argument make an ounce of sense.

Nothing he's ever done has made an ounce of sense but in his twisted misshapen head it does and that's all that matters to him.

 

[SCRAM]

Nothing he's ever done has made an ounce of sense but in his twisted misshapen head it does and that's all that matters to him.

Maybe he should troon out. Then he can demand sex without being called a creep. He'd be regarded as stunning and valid. That's all he really wants right?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Maybe he should troon out. Then he can demand sex without being called a creep. He'd be regarded as stunning and valid. That's all he really wants right?

Pipsqueak is bad enough but a trooned out version of him?

There's not enough eye or brain bleach out there for that.