Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack has, on multiple occasions including very recently, admitted that he has no idea why Russia and Ukraine are fighting. On one live stream he didn’t seem to know what NATO was, thought Ukraine was in NATO, asked if China and Japan were in NATO, and wasn’t sure which one of them was interested in Taiwan.

I mean its not a shocker that a guy who thinks the moon landing is fake would not know about geopolitics

 

[Tiresome]

Most people, when not knowing about an issue, would just refrain from commenting.

I'm sorry brother, maybe (MAYBE) sometime like 1948 but certainly not since Al Gore's internet graced us with its presence.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Jack has, on multiple occasions including very recently, admitted that he has no idea why Russia and Ukraine are fighting. On one live stream he didn’t seem to know what NATO was, thought Ukraine was in NATO, asked if China and Japan were in NATO, and wasn’t sure which one of them was interested in Taiwan.

His understanding of the world and basic global politics is sad but utterly understandable. The man is not just a low-information voter but he's low-information on everything and yet thinks he's so much smarter than he really is.

Most people, when not knowing about an issue, would just refrain from commenting. But not our fatty

Or, in his case, just listens to what other have said and parrots that back. Charles says sugar is bad? Well sugar is now literal poison. Broccoli contains high levels of oxalates which can in high amounts lead to kidney stones? Well broccoli causes kidney stones so don't eat broccoli.

 

[AnOminous]

Or, in his case, just listens to what other have said and parrots that back. Charles says sugar is bad? Well sugar is now literal poison. Broccoli contains high levels of oxalates which can in high amounts lead to kidney stones? Well broccoli causes kidney stones so don't eat broccoli.

Meanwhile he continually eats sugar in all the sauces he obviously eats during his fake KARNIVOAR diet.

His next stroke can't come soon enough.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Meanwhile he continually eats sugar in all the sauces he obviously eats during his fake KARNIVOAR diet.

His next stroke can't come soon enough.

Yeah but he admitted that seasonings he doesn't count in the whole thing which is retarded but then... it's Fatty so what do you expect?

He half-asses everything. This was a diet tailor made for him and he still couldn't stick to it.

 

[Revelator]

Yeah but he admitted that seasonings he doesn't count in the whole thing which is retarded but then... it's Fatty so what do you expect?

He half-asses everything. This was a diet tailor made for him and he still couldn't stick to it.

It isn't, though. Jack has no discipline, and any modification of your standard lifestyle requires it. Extreme elimination diets (like vegan and carnivore) are insanely difficult to maintain long term because the whole world and your body is constantly bombarding you with temptation to eat the way you used to. This man couldn't even count calories AFTER A STROKE. How can he expect to eliminate entire food groups? Jack will just keep digging his grave with a knife and fork, addicted to the fleeting dopamine rush that he gets from overeating. He could change... but the likelihood of that is almost zero and by this point, would it even matter if he did?

 

[AnOminous]

It isn't, though. Jack has no discipline, and any modification of your standard lifestyle requires it.

He is an absolute moron and he has never even convincingly pretended to adhere to any of his fake diets.

No matter what "diet" he claims to be on, he just eats fat and meat and sugar and shit and garbage. He's literally too retarded to adhere to a diet. He just eats absolute trash until he strokes out again, then he somehow continues to survive after losing another limb.

He'll stroke out again, lose another limb, and just be a gurgling torso in a chair getting goyslop fed to him in a tube.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Good God I would love to see someone fuck with Jack and just act like his hat is a Malcolm X hat.

 

[souschef]

I'm going to disagree. Plastic is used in restaurants because it's durable (and colourful), easy to clean (dump in dishwasher) and cheap to replace. That's it. It's a purely soulless cost/benefit deal. Higher end restaurants will still use good quality wood.

I'm talking about most restaurants. They use plastic. Easily replaceble and lightweight. Not to mention they're color coded (beef, fish, vegetables) to avoid cross contamination. That atrocity Jack calls a cutting board must weight 20kg or so. Imagine all the gunk underneath it's very unlikely his lazy and strokey ass would lift it up to clean it.

This could be actual botulism. No way Jagoff did it right and carrots are one of those things that give you botulism if you do them wrong. And oviously Jagoff would have done them wrong.

Botulism is actually something Jack would end up getting. His disregard for food safety and lack of knowledge could lead to the easy scenario of him buying some garlic infused slop and leaving it on the counter, since he read some bullshit online about garlic being medicinal. It's something i can see jack doing.

 

[AltisticRight]

They use plastic. Easily replaceble and lightweight. Not to mention they're color coded (beef, fish, vegetables) to avoid cross contamination.

I still remember when Scalfatty used one of those IKEA plastic sheets as a "cutting board". They're the ones intended to protect wooden surfaces from bowls and plates. Scalfatty is full of microplastics and lard.

 

[souschef]

I still remember when Scalfatty used one of those IKEA plastic sheets as a "cutting board". They're the ones intended to protect wooden surfaces from bowls and plates. Scalfatty is full of microplastics and lard.

He's dumb and retarded and probably doesn't read labels. And you don't even need to read labels to know what's a cutting board, but we're talking about a man that calls raw meat "joocy"

 

[p1138]

I'm talking about most restaurants. They use plastic. Easily replaceble and lightweight. Not to mention they're color coded (beef, fish, vegetables) to avoid cross contamination. That atrocity Jack calls a cutting board must weight 20kg or so. Imagine all the gunk underneath it's very unlikely his lazy and strokey ass would lift it up to clean it.

You can already see the top of it getting disgusting, since he likely has no idea how to take care of it. The bottom of it will be rotten by summer and if he actually lives long enough it'll probably get tossed out within a year.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He’s such a rotten POS that my only consolation is knowing how miserable he is. If a novelist came up with Jack Scalfani as a character, every editor would tell him that even villains need to have something humanizing about them that can elicit sympathy. That’s impossible with Jack. I won’t blame her if/when Tammy drives them both into a wall at 100MPH.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

He’s such a rotten POS that my only consolation is knowing how miserable he is. If a novelist came up with Jack Scalfani as a character, every editor would tell him that even villains need to have something humanizing about them that can elicit sympathy. That’s impossible with Jack. I won’t blame her if/when Tammy drives them both into a wall at 100MPH.

I think editors would think he's too on the nose for an American stereotype especially of the conservative variety

Cause look at Jack since he's fat, stupid, terrible health problems, extremely arrogant, ignorant about the religion he believes in, and violent

 

[LifeAlert]

I was watching some of the old Jack on the Go videos and came across this gem from the Pho Jackie episode:

He wasn't even trying to hide it. He has always been a cockgobbling faggot. I'm surprised he hasn't trooned out yet

 

[biggacracka]

I was watching some of the old Jack on the Go videos and came across this gem from the Pho Jackie episode:
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He wasn't even trying to hide it. He has always been a cockgobbling faggot. I'm surprised he hasn't trooned out yet

Oh boy oh boy, with HRT's added stroke risk? I say go for it.
He should rename his channel Trooning with Jack

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

He should rename his channel Trooning with Jack

Too much too fast. First he'd have to rename the channel Gooning with Jack.

 

[AnOminous]

I still remember when Scalfatty used one of those IKEA plastic sheets as a "cutting board". They're the ones intended to protect wooden surfaces from bowls and plates. Scalfatty is full of microplastics and lard.

Remember when he microwaved horribly freezer burned garlic in a plastic bag and the bag melted and he used it anyway?

 

[Munchin' on Some Grindage]

That canning video is Jack at his worst. I hate when he brings people on his show. He constantly says he has no idea what he's doing and asks the dumbest questions over and over. The woman clearly knows what she is doing, just let the fucking woman work. Jack clearly irritates her several times like when they were trying to set the timer.

 

[AltisticRight]

Remember when he microwaved horribly freezer burned garlic in a plastic bag and the bag melted and he used it anyway?

I don't.
And I'm not surprised at all. Somehow.