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When will Jack drop dead?

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Plastic. Use plastic, that's what restaurants use. Easy to clean, food won't slide around, no contamination. Jack should think about getting some talent, that's what he should get. His knife skills are TERRIBLE.
I'm going to disagree. Plastic is used in restaurants because it's durable (and colourful), easy to clean (dump in dishwasher) and cheap to replace. That's it. It's a purely soulless cost/benefit deal. Higher end restaurants will still use good quality wood.
For a home cook playing in the kitchen, wood is good. Jack Scalfatty already has a nice, hard wood cutting board. Why the fuck is this fat freak picking up cheap Chinese uncycled garbage again? Oh yeah it's because he's fat and FAT.
 
Hey now we don't know if it was Jr. Jr is a very busy man with his perma bulk season and calling people nigger when he rants while playing CoD anbd not working. He also has a fat wife he's trapped into his worthless life. Much too busy to come onto the farms, read(!) and then make an account trying to stealthily stop people describing the Hammy the enabler and her manchild, crippled wendigo husband 'Jack the Fat Scalfani'.
And we all know that @christ5president2024 is Jr Scalfatty or at the least Scalfatty connected in some way.

The real question is, what do faggots like that hope to achieve? "Oh I'll say it's cringe and they'll have to agree and stop making fun of those people". No. What's cringe is coming on here and trying to moralfag and police the site.
 
I'm going to disagree. Plastic is used in restaurants because it's durable (and colourful), easy to clean (dump in dishwasher) and cheap to replace. That's it. It's a purely soulless cost/benefit deal. Higher end restaurants will still use good quality wood.
For a home cook playing in the kitchen, wood is good. Jack Scalfatty already has a nice, hard wood cutting board. Why the fuck is this fat freak picking up cheap Chinese uncycled garbage again? Oh yeah it's because he's fat and FAT.
Oh the Subordinary Stump of Shame? It's because it has his crap logo that honestly made me think he copied Ordinary Sausage on it. It's the same reason he had a sobbing meltdown when Rooster demanded controlling interest in his web show back on West Texas. It's the same reason he always calls his results of cooking 'gud' even if he shat on it the entire time. It's the same reason he buys Jack Daniels and Pepper Jack cheese; he's just that much of a fucking narcissist.
 
It's the same reason he buys Jack Daniels and Pepper Jack cheese; he's just that much of a fucking narcissist.
I don't think he's as much of a narcissist as he's functionally retarded, like a 12 year old with Down's syndrome. He sees his name and "YAAAAAY, YAAAAAAY I KNOW THOSE LETTERS IN THAT ORDER THAT IS MEEEEEE"
 
What is Jack still so angry? He got everything he wants. His messiah is president again. Republicans have control of both houses and will do their damndest to make minorities and women suffer. Why is he still angry?
He's always angy. That's because no matter what happens nothing fills that empty hole inside him. He tried filling it with gay sex, alcohol, food and Jesus and he still feels empty.
 
I don't think he's as much of a narcissist as he's functionally retarded, like a 12 year old with Down's syndrome. He sees his name and "YAAAAAY, YAAAAAAY I KNOW THOSE LETTERS IN THAT ORDER THAT IS MEEEEEE"

I'd love to see a grocery run video where Jack scoots through Walmart angrily ordering Tammy to load his basket up with Apple Jacks, Jack's frozen pizzas, and other carnivore items (with Tammy being forced to lug a 15 lb drum of Bacon Up throughout the store while Jagoff whines that they didn't have the 30 lb barrel). But because Jack still edits around badly pretending that he can stand under his own power, it would probably be full of jump cuts trying to hide the scooter; making the whole video appear to be from the perspective of someone three feet tall who incoherently growls that everyone else in the store is "poisoning" themselves.
 
Jack says this with zero self awareness

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Jack blew some loads

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You spent the past few days bragging about random shit fatty

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What a nice guy

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What is Jack still so angry? He got everything he wants. His messiah is president again. Republicans have control of both houses and will do their damndest to make minorities and women suffer. Why is he still angry?
Because, he's Jack.

He's a vile, scumbag, piece of shit who is now crippled and dying.

Easy explanation.
 
Hasn't fatty been bragging about his fat waifu's win for the past 3 months?


Fatty when $400 billion goes to help a NATO ally: REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fatty when $800 billion goes to the wealthy per year: YAY GIVE ME MORE DADDY
Jack has, on multiple occasions including very recently, admitted that he has no idea why Russia and Ukraine are fighting. On one live stream he didn’t seem to know what NATO was, thought Ukraine was in NATO, asked if China and Japan were in NATO, and wasn’t sure which one of them was interested in Taiwan.
 
Jack has, on multiple occasions including very recently, admitted that he has no idea why Russia and Ukraine are fighting. On one live stream he didn’t seem to know what NATO was, thought Ukraine was in NATO, asked if China and Japan were in NATO, and wasn’t sure which one of them was interested in Taiwan.
Most people, when not knowing about an issue, would just refrain from commenting. But not our fatty
 
What is Jack still so angry? He got everything he wants. His messiah is president again. Republicans have control of both houses and will do their damndest to make minorities and women suffer. Why is he still angry?

Easy. Jack is happiest when he is bitching and whinging.
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Most people, when not knowing about an issue, would just refrain from commenting. But not our fatty

We all exist solely to validate Jack's need to be seen, heard, and acknowledged with praise; so he feels like he's earning each of those gifts he's always buying himself with Tammy's money. And Jack would rather spend every day angry about those expectations being disappointed than entertain the notion that he might be mistaken to have the priorities of a seven year old girl.
 
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Easy. Jack is happiest when he is bitching whinging. View attachment 6904509
I was going to say that Fatty might actually buy fatco pops like that, but then I remembered he already got one based off of his bitmoji.

What is Jack still so angry? He got everything he wants. His messiah is president again. Republicans have control of both houses and will do their damndest to make minorities and women suffer. Why is he still angry?
Because he isn't happy when he isn't shoveling food into his mouth. Wait no, that's not right either. He isn't happy unless his stomach is as physically full as it can get. When there's room in his stomach, he's angry and hungry again.
 
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