Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

Vinluv Handesbukia said:
I wonder why Andy feels the need to use the Kvetch and Spell in between arguing with someone. Like one or the other dude. He could easily convince someone he isn't non verbal AND monologue to them if he really wanted too. He's just too impulsive to keep the fake up.
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Same as the snapping: its to interrupt and piss people off.
Andy is trying to make the people he's talking to mad so they pop off on him, where he can feel vindicated in feeling he's being aboosed so he can run away and cry to the cops. Its all a method of getting what he wants: A new shelter, a new personal butt wiper.
anliteralidiot said:
Buy diapers, or your schizophrenic son will shit and piss on everything in the home?
Yeah, I'm buying diapers.
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And that's why the cops don't want to arrest him. Most police depts. have the cops take their cruisers home, they ride around in them all day. Now put andy in the back who has ripped off his diaper and is now intentionally shitting on the seats. This is why the cops usually let the ambulance come and take him.
 
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Shanndog said:
i feel that, but the truly logical thing to do is to toss him out on his ass, and stop putting up with his abuse, especially seeing as Tom should also be thinking of Joe and his wifes safety and sanity.
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He's tried. Tom keeps telling people to not send him back to his house, and they don't listen. He tried getting Andy evicted, but the judge didn't feel right because of Andy's mental health, I'll get the clip later.

Tom has tried everything to get Andy out.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
He's tried. Tom keeps telling people to not send him back to his house, and they don't listen. He tried getting Andy evicted, but the judge didn't feel right because of Andy's mental health, I'll get the clip later.

Tom has tried everything to get Andy out.
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I don't understand why we keep doing this song and dance of overscrutinizing the actions of the crippled geriatric with the dying wife. It's like some people have some kind of complex that makes them grab for any straw that will let them say 'well acktchually, Tom does it to himself'.
 
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VF-1S Valkyrie said:
I don't understand why we keep doing this song and dance of overscrutinizing the actions of the crippled geriatric with the dying wife. It's like some people have some kind of complex that makes them grab for any straw that will let them say 'well acktchually, Tom does it to himself'.
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I see the tradition of looping has graduated from containment in the kingcobra thread. Should tom put andy in a grouphome? Is tom a bad father? The similarities are funny if not a little annoying.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
He's tried. Tom keeps telling people to not send him back to his house, and they don't listen. He tried getting Andy evicted, but the judge didn't feel right because of Andy's mental health, I'll get the clip later.

Tom has tried everything to get Andy out.
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Andy's also broken into the Ditch home a few times when he was kicked out, but I'm fuzzy on those details.
I do know that hospital doors stand no chance against a mad poopsquatch so the Ditch house's door ain't keeping him out.
 
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VF-1S Valkyrie said:
I don't understand why we keep doing this song and dance of overscrutinizing the actions of the crippled geriatric with the dying wife. It's like some people have some kind of complex that makes them grab for any straw that will let them say 'well acktchually, Tom does it to himself'.
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That's why I've been posting so many clips. I wanted to know the truth, and seeing people just blame Tom and Jan for his living there was troubling. I guess people didn't know that Andy broke in, or that the hospitals bring Andy home against Tom's will, and they didn't listen to other sources, because I've never heard reactors cover the clips I've found.
Eviction talk [source]


In addition, I've found more context for the Mike abuse. Janet's family hated that Tom was a divorcee, and Janet didn't like his kids (Danielle and Mike) because they were rude to her. But, Janet and Tom worked to get them away from their stepdad, because they believed the kids were being abused. In the end, they could only adopt Mike. Something happened with Andy and a child shoving a stick up his ass. Andy says this is true. Janet and her mom recognized this as sexual abuse, and blamed Mike.
Tom's been abused by his own dad, he's been excluded from his wife's family, and his children's family. Something happened with someone named Gary, who I know is mentioned as having abused Mike, and everyone listens to Gary more than Tom. [source]


 
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VF-1S Valkyrie said:
I don't understand why we keep doing this song and dance of overscrutinizing the actions of the crippled geriatric with the dying wife. It's like some people have some kind of complex that makes them grab for any straw that will let them say 'well acktchually, Tom does it to himself'.
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because while its rough, it can be done, and unfortunately sometimes that is what needs to be done. - we've got a few family members that were abusive and detrimental to the others in the household so we had to cut them off and go no-contact for the others' safety and well-being. Tom has plenty of proof that Andrew is a danger and is the one who is abusive thanks to Andy's compulsive need to record everything lol, we can all clearly see that Andrew ditch is abusive and he is a danger to the truly vulnerable people in that house. With all that literal proof ill never understand why the cops and judges didnt see it, or refused to see the reality.
 
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Shanndog said:
because while its rough, it can be done, and unfortunately sometimes that is what needs to be done. - we've got a few family members that were abusive and detrimental to the others in the household so we had to cut them off and go no-contact for the others' safety and well-being. Tom has plenty of proof that Andrew is a danger and is the one who is abusive thanks to Andy's compulsive need to record everything lol, we can all clearly see that Andrew ditch is abusive and he is a danger to the truly vulnerable people in that house. With all that literal proof ill never understand why the cops and judges didnt see it, or refused to see the reality.
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Oh I have nothing to say against the need to do it, 100%. The sad reality here is that Tom has tried up down and backwards, as you say the authorities and social service systems just aren't equipped by the bureaucracy to their part. And in that sense I can understand Tom's continuing softness. It seems his wife could take a turn for the worst at any time, Andy is currently out of the house and can't come home without getting arrested, in his mind I can see him thinking that's enough for the short term. Maybe he could go back to court again and get a restraining order, maybe it wouldn't work because tard shield and that's just another day wasted that he could have spent with his family in relative peace.
 
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VF-1S Valkyrie said:
Oh I have nothing to say against the need to do it, 100%. The sad reality here is that Tom has tried up down and backwards, as you say the authorities and social service systems just aren't equipped by the bureaucracy to their part. And in that sense I can understand Tom's continuing softness. It seems his wife could take a turn for the worst and any time, Andy is currently out of the house and can't come home without getting arrested, in his mind I can see him thinking that's enough for the short term. Maybe he could go back to court again and get a restraining order, maybe it wouldn't work because tard shield and that's just another day wasted that he could have spent with his family in relative peace.
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yeah at this point its kinda moot because of Andrew finally being charged for his abuse and fraud basically and he has warrants so now that he cant come back...or its not the wisest choice to do so haha, maybe now Tom can focus on Joe and his wife who both have real issues. i feel that definitely.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
He's tried. Tom keeps telling people to not send him back to his house, and they don't listen. He tried getting Andy evicted, but the judge didn't feel right because of Andy's mental health, I'll get the clip later.

Tom has tried everything to get Andy out.
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VF-1S Valkyrie said:
I don't understand why we keep doing this song and dance of overscrutinizing the actions of the crippled geriatric with the dying wife. It's like some people have some kind of complex that makes them grab for any straw that will let them say 'well acktchually, Tom does it to himself'.
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Andy keeps moving around to different cities where the local authorities and emergency services aren't familiar with him. They initially assume he really is an autist who doesn't know any better, and have too many real emergencies to deal with. They don't have time to put out a BOLO for a manbaby poopsquatch.

There was that time when Tom left him on the side of the road when he was chimping out, and the cops, oblivious to the situation, made Tom take him back.

But thankfully, the longer he keeps doing this, the more word gets around (and he hoists his own fat ass by his own petard by recording and uploading everything as if it proves him right). Hence, Cleveland's Finest were having none of it when he tried it there.

I've noticed that even when using his AAC device, he still uses baby-talk and incorrect grammar. Has he always done that, or is it a newer trick?
 
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Meat Target said:
Andy keeps moving around to different cities where the local authorities and aren't familiar with him. They initially assume he really is an autist who doesn't know any better, and have too many real emergencies to deal with. They don't have time to put out a BOLO for a manbaby poopsquatch.

There was that time when Tom left him on the side of the road when he was chimping out, and the cops, oblivious to the situation, made Tom take him back.

But thankfully, the longer he keeps doing this, the more word gets around (and he hoists his own fat ass by his own petard by recording and uploading everything as if it proves him right). Hence, Cleveland's Finest were having none of it when he tried it there.

I've noticed that even when using his AAC device, he still uses baby-talk and incorrect grammar. Has he always done that, or is it a newer trick?
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that and even the ones who initially think hes disabled, they quickly figure out, just by observation, and because of the interwebs, a lot of people will ''educate'' a new-to-the-squatch person and catch them up. so it never lasts long at all, i mean people spread word, plus just observation after dealing with Andrew for a few hours to a day or so....or even just after the 1st initial encounter; the red flags start going up and they are all like: waaaait a minute here.... sump'um ain't right....
 
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Does anyone know what andy is wanted for on his warrant? I cant find it from a cursory peek and wanted to know in detail what the case was. Apologies if im being a sperg and asking for something easy to find
 
Vinluv Handesbukia said:
Andy spends his last days in Eerie seething about YouTube and da Farms

"Nobodies giving me free stuff,unless they want to"
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His entire existence is trying to convince people he had autism.

As he explains his fake conditions that have peaks and valleys, he inevitably gets around to wanting his ass wiped.

In this video, he accuses his elderly parents of abuse. He fails to mention he constantly shits and pisses in his mattresses. He also fails to mention he gets kicked out and will break back in.

Call it MATI all you want, but this guy truly is deplorable.

Someone should post the audio of him using his tablet to have an older male sexualize a younger female voice.

He is a menace and a threat to those fb communities.
 
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