I sat down with my boss yesterday and, I swear to god, I said
"I bet you fuckin'....a whole ass paycheck my guy, I bet you....that I could just claim to be trans, do one of these fundraisers and just like....get enough for a car. That would really be cool right now. I could steal from these fucking gullible idiots and the best part is that if they ever criticized me for anything, I could just call them transphobic, disappear and everyone would forget about it in 3 months, ZERO consequences. I'd be fucking bulletproof, man. This is a solid grift that literally anyone with a brain could easily pull off, I am fucking FLOORED that Indians aren't doing this instead of redeeming cards, that's how goddamn easy it would be. I could probably fabricate an entire identity and make, at minimum, $5000. Do you know what five grand could do for me in this economy?"
And you know what? I think in the next 2-3 years after I figure out all the ins and outs of it? I might do it, bros.