Why don't I have permission to view the " Which LOLCow would make the best sex slave?" thread?

[Hellwalker]

I can't believe this. Knowing which Lolcow is the best sex slave is important information that all farmers are entitled to. Every janny should feel bad for blocking off such knowledge.

 

[Axiom.]

I'll make you my sex slave if you want.

 

[Hellwalker]

I'll make you my sex slave if you want.

But I'm not a Lolcow.

 

[Axiom.]

But I'm not a Lolcow.

Who said you needed to be a Lolcow, sweetie.

 

[Hellwalker]

Who said you needed to be a Lolcow, sweetie.

Me.

 

[Axiom.]

Me.

Not me, .

 

[We Are The Witches]

Currently 14 pages of autism, and this poll:

The secrets have been revealed!

 

[Laburnum]

It's a big club kid, and you ain't in it.