DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Sometimes I wonder if Phil plays up these takes in a pathetic attempt to go viral for his "controversial" take. But then I remember, it's DSP, his opinions really are this stupid and contradictory, and when he does go viral for something he whines about that too.

The thing I cant ever get behind him with his "Broken Clock is Right Twice A Day" takes is they are things I see all over twitter and he hasn't come up with his own conclusion. This goes for his Switch 2 and political takes as well. Shit gets even stupider when you get into Legalitysydephil, Businesssydephil, and Gamedevelopersydephil.

Phil thinks he's an OG fan as much as new Fallout OG fans think they are because they started off with Doom(2016) and Fallout 3, respectively. Playing OG doom as a cover shooter with save states doesn't really let me get behind not-so-hot-take that I've seen a ton of times already.

 

[Twrx]

He will probably find out about barbers 20 years from now and rave about how amazing they are and how he should have went to one sooner. He’s just a stupid faggot who doesn’t change his life in any way from what Dave and Linda had set in place.

You forget that he'll pig splain barbers to the dents, like they've never heard of one of one or as if they are a new thing.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

There's a lot of speculation, before and now, that he just calls anything he has to do an appointment

Last month he quite literally called getting gas for the car an appointment.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

He’s against Walmart for moral reasons but like Amazon lol

 

[Crunchy Smegma]

He’s against Walmart for moral reasons but like Amazon lol

Deep down he really just hates Walmart because it's where blacks and poors shop, and Phil being the sucker he is thinks Costco is an exclusive club because they charge like $5/month

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Deep down he really just hates Walmart because it's where blacks and poors shop, and Phil being the sucker he is thinks Costco is an exclusive club because they charge like $5/month

Agreed, he always seen Walmart as the “poor” place. He has the mindset of wanting to be the ultra rich person. That’s why he like major companies and people like trump and bezos.
Also, he’s bitching at getting a gift which I’m sure he can write it off on his taxes. He banned the guy over it. Lmao

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

The thing I cant ever get behind him with his "Broken Clock is Right Twice A Day" takes is they are things I see all over twitter and he hasn't come up with his own conclusion.

Phil’s second Rekieta react was remarkable because he was sincere and also correct. The moment he turns to look at the camera and says, almost awestruck, “This guy’s completely [can’t recall what euphemism he used. Schnookered?].” It’s imo the funniest he’s ever been and the only time he nailed a take.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Such a simple, insignificant moment that no one will mention, won't be in any highlights and probably many even ignored, but it's a perfect example because it happens several times every single day.

Some guy asks Phil where does he get water and he just HAD to reply "What do you mean? I live in a home you fucking idiot tuhuhuhu".
Something so insignificant, but literally no reason to be an asshole, he just HAD to insult the guy for asking a simple question he could have ignored, but since there was a chance to insult someone he had to take it. And like I said, most people probably ignored that moment because he does it all the time, but it's something to keep in mind whenever he cries about having trolls and how he's a victim.

If anything, the fact that someone hasn't showed to Phil's door or hasn't kicked his ass when he goes for a haircut is actually impressive, considering he's been antagonizing people daily for more than a decade for no reason.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

If anything, the fact that someone hasn't showed to Phil's door or hasn't kicked his ass when he goes for a haircut is actually impressive, considering he's been antagonizing people daily for more than a decade for no reason.

There's still time for this to happen and I hope it does. Someone like DSP won't change until they get their ass beat.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

He went on multiple unhinged rants on the copecast acting a victim. Repeated the lie that people wanted to break into his house when he went to get married in CT because they made "blueprints of his house." The truth was that people made a plan of his ahhfice and how to best fix the absolute mess his ahffice was at the time (and still is, in different ways.) Said that he didn't say that he was getting married so his parents don't get swatted, which makes zero sense because he already announced he's visiting his parents, so an insane troll could've swatted their house with him in it at any time during the visit. Makes sense if you don't think about it. Said that he can't go to the zoo with Khet because they'd have to plan it out oh also btw the trolls would call in a bomb threat if he did. Says that he never says what he does so the trolls can't know where he is. He sits on his ass in the snort fort 6 days a week. Repeated the old threat that the trolls will get and instant 6 star wanted level and Enjoy Prison™ if they step foot in his gated community. Says that if he did IRL streaming he'd get fucked with more than Ice Poseidon because he has worse trolls.

This dude wants to be victimized so bad. He legitimately unironically actually factually has a deathwish. I don't know how or why, I think he maybe watched a compilation of Ice Poseidon getting fucked with and saw that for a lolcow of his notoriety Phil's one of the least fucked with cows on the internet and it somehow clashes with his narcissistic delusion and self-image of having the worst trolls and being the most blameless victim of all time.

 

[shekelshoah666]

This stream is something else hes crying about how you can't just send him money to buy stuff you need to send him the stuff cause muh taxes.

Memeology could make 3 different videos just about this prestream thats how all over the place it is

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

What in the actual fuck am I watching? This man is bitching about people sending him money to buy things rather than sending the actual thing. Also, sending him frozen food is verboten because he can’t put the food together himself. You need to send him money to buy it.

Has someone dropped a cinderblock on him yet?

 

[chromebookgamer]

Phil giving pickup advice for women in 2025 was not on my bingocard

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Him saying his detractors “are in a cult” and “greedy pussys” is top funny shit
“Be men, stand up” said the guy who’s too scared to go downtown lmao


—-update—-
For 300 this stream, he will try tactical soap

 

[Gulls on Film]

How did he get tricked into talking about tactical soap? Did someone send him KingCobra's promo code?

 

[Twrx]

Him saying his detractors “are in a cult” and “greedy pussys” is top funny shit
“Be men, stand up” said the guy who’s too scared to go downtown lmao


—-update—-
For 300 this stream, he will try tactical soap

Baby wipes? Because that was the only "tactical soap" I used in my time in.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

How did he get tricked into talking about tactical soap? Did someone send him KingCobra's promo code?

People offer to pay him 300 to try it. tryhards who try to get him to interact with cobra. It happens a lot. People will try to get other lolcows to fight with each other.

Baby wipes? Because that was the only "tactical soap" I used in my time in.

Tactical soap is something that KingCobraJFS workshop. He use to try to hawk it on his streams all the time. Not so much now.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Phil said that to pick up women you should wash yourself, and use cologne. Phil. The guy who met both of his girlfriends, the only two he has ever had, through the Internet. Gave advice on how to pick up chicks. And it was "put on some cologne."

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Phil said that to pick up women you should wash yourself, and use cologne. Phil. The guy who met both of his girlfriends, the only two he has ever had, through the Internet. Gave advice on how to pick up chicks. And it was "put on some cologne."

Or you can morally bankrupted like Phil and groom a girl like panda
#Justice4Panda

 

[CopingSneedingDentractor]

This guy is legitimately very sick mentally lmao. I always feel like I'm watching a livestream of the inside of a padded cell with a madman just ranting endlessly. I'm not sure if Washington has a Baker act equivalent but DSP needs it for his own wellbeing.