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Imagine being this repulsive of a subhuman creature and then actually advertising it in public.
I hope some pest took up the seat he autistically insists on sitting at every time.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Pat's really feeling himself over this, he used to be a major Wu suck up. Wu and Carabello have been dancing around each other for while now. It would be delightful if Rick is the one to pull the pin.
I don't know, but Pat is not even trying to fight it off.
That fridge is nasty. Don't you have to fulfil code requirements before you can rent a place out?
Why doesn't he just bring it in the house? And where is his wife while all this is oCCuring?
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If this is real and not a troll that's so fucking funny.
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Zonked out of her mind on who knows what and being flatulated, like she always is when she isn't being used as a prop to look sad and go "why us?"
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You could post signs, you could put up a temporary fence with signs, you could ask your wife to keep an eye on the cameras so you could go network and try to sell a few books.
You could do lots of things if you weren’t the man of pig.
You could do lots of things if you weren’t the man of pig.
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If pat wasn’t retarded he would just chain down his stuff.
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Why the hell he doesn’t put up a roof over his rustang and a proper fence around his yard is a mystery to me.
I understand that he’s unemployable and broke, but whoever paid for his debt to Quasi should be able to financially help fortify the hovel.
I understand that he’s unemployable and broke, but whoever paid for his debt to Quasi should be able to financially help fortify the hovel.
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Imagine walking inside or under any structure the Pig craftsman puts up. Would be a nice tomb for the rustang after few wind gusts.
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Especially since he claims to be such a "car guy". I'm not a car guy but if I bought some shithole with no garage or covering for my car that's one of the first things I would do, even a makeshift cheap metal roof of some sort would be better than nothing and that probably only costs a few hundred at most. It's astonishing how terrible he is at absolutely everything.
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Don’t get me wrong, I am not suggesting the man of pig should do it. I’m thinking his mummy-in-law could pay an actual man to do it.
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It appears she was with him (inferring because he said “excuse us”). Does anyone know if the redditors interacted with him at the con?
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Sounds like he raced all the way home to protect his grill, much to the delight of the pests.
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I'm fairly certain by "us" he means the car and himself.
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Rick always refers to himself in the plural. Probably because he’s so fat.
But perhaps because it makes him feel less alone
But perhaps because it makes him feel less alone
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Of course Pat would endorse such repellent behaviour. How a parent could deprive their own flesh and blood due to TDS is unfathomable to me. That's your fucking child, dipshit. As always, Pat reveals what he truly is.
I bet he still seethes over being justifiably deprived of fatherhood, and it'll never stop being funny that he let another man take his wife without so much as a word and entirely captured for posterity and his constant humiliation.
Immortalised as a Lolcow. Enjoy.
House surrounded by garbage, very disrespectful
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You guys are probably right. Every time I post in this thread I underestimate how gay, stupid, and fat Patrick is. Taking your wife to a con is something normal people do.
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It’s why I think personally that he is the most deserving cow.
Even if he is thick as shit and does have some neurological differences by way of ADHD, he isn’t arguably disabled, like Chris Chan, Cyrax, Russell Greer and a number of prominent cows.
Ethan Ralph is comparable in that he is a fat hollerin hog with serious substance abuse problems. Other than that, he isn’t really developmentally different, just mentally fucked largely through self abuse.
A good example of Pat V Chris Chan defining moments, is the lappening and the time the pickle man stole the girl Chris thought he was on a date with.
Whatever might be thought of and true about Chris, he was at that point an oddly naive manchild who was taken advantage of for an absurd prank.
It was still funny, but no one, especially not him could anticipate such a situation.
Pat on the other hand literally appears to have told his wife, or at best been 100% ok, with her sitting on another man’s lap and openly flirting.
Patrick’s sheer arrogance is the real thing at fault here.
He really seemed to believe that she could never possibly have feelings for another man and he could rub this in the face of other men. Especially a man who apparently was having issues in his own marriage at the time.
It was setting a situation up to blow up in his face. Not an elaborate bit of mischief taking advantage of his inability to distinguish between reality and cartoon level absurdity.
Patrick isn’t a possible “special case” milked for laughs in the same way.
He is a fat arrogant gob of shit who really thinks he is a superior human.
He might not be a psychopath and I hate the current over labeling of any bad person as a narcissist.
I do think there is some sort of related disorder in him though. Definitely ego problems.
So that’s not kicking an autist.
That’s taking a gobshite down a peg or two!
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Detroit to Milwaukee is five hours 24 minutes.
Ricky is admitting to committing prison crimes.
Ricky is admitting to committing prison crimes.
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I like to think he hears voices in his head. Many, many voices. But, they are all the same voice. The only voice he could ever love.Rick always refers to himself in the plural. Probably because he’s so fat.
But perhaps because it makes him feel less alone
His own.
Schizo, but every personality is just him. Rodeo Dad Pat, SciFi Author Pat, Marathon Pat, Tough Guy Pat, General Fatton.
Essentially this but with a dump truck full of USI and condescension:
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