WhatifAltHist / Rudyard Lynch - History youtuber, galaxy brained, no credentials and no sex

[Computer God Autism]

I really hope all the cum guzzling is a back creation of those weirdos from the 1800's who were totally recreating the religion of their forefathers, bro. And not an original part of Norse Paganism - I'm not emotionally prepared to handle the thought of cum-guzzling-viking-femboy-wizards. The more I learn the more I become convinced that one of the greatest cultural innovations of Christianity is getting rid of all the weird "I'm not gay, my boyfriend is" shit in the ancient world.

@Wodanaz how do you answer these charges of semen sorcery?

It's almost certainly part of the original mythos, stories like those are pretty ubiquitous in paganism (e.g. milk of lettuce).

 

[One Winged Pear Farmer]

I really hope all the cum guzzling is a back creation of those weirdos from the 1800's who were totally recreating the religion of their forefathers, bro. And not an original part of Norse Paganism - I'm not emotionally prepared to handle the thought of cum-guzzling-viking-femboy-wizards. The more I learn the more I become convinced that one of the greatest cultural innovations of Christianity is getting rid of all the weird "I'm not gay, my boyfriend is" shit in the ancient world.

@Wodanaz how do you answer these charges of semen sorcery?

Idk, I mean the judeo Christian god still has a strange obsession with foreskin so I think it may be a universal for all religions that some of their writers shared too much about their weird sex shit

 

[Punished Derich]

Idk, I mean the judeo Christian god still has a strange obsession with foreskin so I think it may be a universal for all religions that some of their writers shared too much about their weird sex shit

I'm sorry but circumcision in abrahamic religions is not comparable to Zeus creating gods with sexual debauchery

 

[One Winged Pear Farmer]

I'm sorry but circumcision in abrahamic religions is not comparable to Zeus creating gods with sexual debauchery

You’re right, at least the debauchery is more understandable

 

[ifunny pride world wide]

I'm sorry but circumcision in abrahamic religions is not comparable to Zeus creating gods with sexual debauchery

 

[Computer God Autism]

Idk, I mean the judeo Christian god still has a strange obsession with foreskin so I think it may be a universal for all religions that some of their writers shared too much about their weird sex shit

Sacrificing various pleasures (lack of foreskin losing a degree sensitivity, denouncing polygamy, extensive sumptuary laws, forbidding working once a week, etc.) to show devotion to God =/= Odin consooming cumchalices while Loki larps as Doug Spink.

Circumcision has never been required of Christians either, it's a point in both Acts and Romans that God is more interested in the circumcision of the heart.

 

[One Winged Pear Farmer]

Sacrificing various pleasures (lack of foreskin losing a degree sensitivity, denouncing polygamy, extensive sumptuary laws, forbidding working once a week, etc.) to show devotion to God =/= Odin consooming cumchalices while Loki larps as Doug Spink.

Circumcision has never been required of Christians either, it's a point in both Acts and Romans that God is more interested in the circumcision of the heart.

Thinking that the term circumcision of the heart or literal circumcision is any less retarded than Odin drinking jizz is a great example of Christian autism, thank you

 

[Computer God Autism]

Thinking that the term circumcision of the heart or literal circumcision is any less retarded than Odin drinking jizz is a great example of Christian autism, thank you

"Hey guys, God wants you to metaphorically circumcise your hearts and live clean lives"

"WTF that's as retarded as that guy who literally drank the cum chalice"

 

[One Winged Pear Farmer]

"Hey guys, God wants you to metaphorically circumcise your hearts and live clean lives"

"WTF that's as retarded as that guy who literally drank the cum chalice"
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“Cut off the tip of your cock for clean living and totally not because we are just as obsessed with phalices as the pagans”

 

[GoodWinSon]

“Cut off the tip of your cock for clean living and totally not because we are just as obsessed with phalices as the pagans”

Odinite hands typed this.

 

[Imam Shamil]

“Cut off the tip of your cock for clean living and totally not because we are just as obsessed with phalices as the pagans”

Im curious. Are you a pagan or do you respect paganism more than christianity?
If you are a pagan, why?

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

Im curious. Are you a pagan or do you respect paganism more than christianity?
If you are a pagan, why?

90% of internet pagans are just reskinned atheists, shitty argumentation and all.

 

[FightenGnome]

Idk, I mean the judeo Christian god still has a strange obsession with foreskin

It's interesting that you focus on a Scofield interpretation of Christianity using "Judeo-Christian". Judaism is pretty alien to the theology Christianity but especially its practical application, that goes double for Judaism as it is known today.

If anything, the Israel of Jesus serves little more than a setting. You focus as much on the OT as the worst of the Scofield believers, just where they fawn over it, you seethe over it.

Thinking that the term circumcision of the heart or literal circumcision is any less retarded than Odin drinking jizz is a great example of Christian autism, thank you

"Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?"

I didn't even know this fact about Odinism. I knew about Thor wearing women's clothing and I think trying to trick Loki into having sex with him. I didn't know there was cum chalice drinking from the big man himself. What the fuck? That's not something you can just wave away. I didn't know yourself and Rudy followed an LGBTQ+ religion. Very progressive.

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

I didn't even know this fact about Odinism. I knew about Thor wearing women's clothing and I think trying to trick Loki into having sex with him. I didn't know there was cum chalice drinking from the big man himself. What the fuck? That's not something you can just wave away. I didn't know yourself and Rudy followed an LGBTQ+ religion. Very progressive.

Funnily enough, plenty of right wing pagans will claim that story was made up because one of the people that transcribed the story happened to be a Jew. Ignoring all the other scholars who weren't Jewish that said the same thing, of course.

 

[One Winged Pear Farmer]

It's interesting that you focus on a Scofield interpretation of Christianity using "Judeo-Christian". Judaism is pretty alien to the theology Christianity but especially its practical application, that goes double for Judaism as it is known today.

If anything, the Israel of Jesus serves little more than a setting. You focus as much on the OT as the worst of the Scofield believers, just where they fawn over it, you seethe over it.



"Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?"

I didn't even know this fact about Odinism. I knew about Thor wearing women's clothing and I think trying to trick Loki into having sex with him. I didn't know there was cum chalice drinking from the big man himself. What the fuck? That's not something you can just wave away. I didn't know yourself and Rudy followed an LGBTQ+ religion. Very progressive.

Christian copes about worshiping kike god. Lmao

 

[Trombonista]

Christian copes about worshiping kike god. Lmao

Let's limit the religious sperging, okay?

 

[Nicholas Gur]

We are all Rudy's children under formism

 

[Nachos Bell Grande]

Y'all don't be arguing about Yahweh, our humanly squabbling doesn't matter since we can't even understand him like Rudyard can.

Now pass the cum chalice so we can get the next part of the spirit world mapped out plz

 

[Computer God Autism]

Now pass the cum chalice so we can get the next part of the spirit world mapped out plz

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Oh dang. Always figured this guy was a little bit schizo (he would insert strange concepts into his videos almost at random, like saying communism was a feminine idealogy) but I didn't think he was the whole package. Why is it always those who lean right who go schizo, and not the left?

Anyway gonna have to look through this recent stuff on a rainy day.