>I, president of Columbia, am furious at the horrible conditions that the U.S. is putting our citizens in.
>So furious in fact, that I will make sure that instead of them being given to me so I can give them better conditions, they will be in the U.S. custody as long as possible.
>I will make sure that they will be sent back to the U.S. in handcuffs, so they can then be sent to Columbia NOT in handcuffs, therefore forcing them to an extra unnecessary flight in handcuffs.
>Also this decision will severely complicate our current economy, but that is a risk I am willing to take, for the sake of making our citizens that left fly away in handcuffs, and then fly back not in handcuffs.
>Also they are all rapists, murders, and other violent criminals. Hell, I'll probably put them in handcuffs as soon as they land for our own safety.
I don't usually talk to Columbians but please tell me non of them are stupid enough to fall for this.