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Should be a wild four years.

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24 Embraer EMB 314 Super Tucano (prop planes lul)
DO NOT INSULT THE SUPER TUCANO! My Military Autism demands I defend my Close Air Support Waifu to the death. She is a beautiful aircraft, capable of fulfilling her role to artistic perfection. I Wish the US Army could get their hands on her amble wings and bounteous bomb bay. Alas we must simp from afar at this Madonna of modern aircraft perfection.
 
>I, president of Columbia, am furious at the horrible conditions that the U.S. is putting our citizens in.
>So furious in fact, that I will make sure that instead of them being given to me so I can give them better conditions, they will be in the U.S. custody as long as possible.
>I will make sure that they will be sent back to the U.S. in handcuffs, so they can then be sent to Columbia NOT in handcuffs, therefore forcing them to an extra unnecessary flight in handcuffs.
>Also this decision will severely complicate our current economy, but that is a risk I am willing to take, for the sake of making our citizens that left fly away in handcuffs, and then fly back not in handcuffs.
>Also they are all rapists, murders, and other violent criminals. Hell, I'll probably put them in handcuffs as soon as they land for our own safety.


I don't usually talk to Columbians but please tell me non of them are stupid enough to fall for this.
 
Has anyone posted the Columbians Giant x post yet? It was insane rambling bullshit that makes the president of Columbia seems like a deranged liberal redditor who knows nothing about America or his own country.

My favorite part is when he says "I don't like your oil and you're going to kill the planet" completely leaving out that oil, gold and Coffee are some of the biggest exports from Columbia to America. It's YOUR oil! You think mining and cash crops are also good for the earth pal?
 
Spics are going to need better arguments than "durr flowers will be more expensive!"
The funny thing is that the US essentially sacrificed its own domestic flower industry in an agreement with Colombia to stop them from growing cocaine... it would be funny if Trump did a thing...

To combat illegal drugs, the U.S. Congress enacted the Andean Trade Preference Act (ATPA) in 1991. The law offered duty-free access to a wide range of exports from Bolivia, Ecuador, Peru and Colombia. While the law benefited the Colombian cut flower industry, Congress had to periodically renew the ATPA and sometimes allowed the law to lapse, sending the industry into a panic. The implementation of the CTPA in May, 2012 solidified these trade preferences and eliminated the uncertainty for the Colombia flower industry.
 
You can almost, just barely, if you squint, see the slot where the wind-up key goes...
Put my dick in it. I am ready!

Seriously, the Super Tucano is legit. Its a turbo prop for a reason. It can take off on shitty jungle air strips that are just dirt and rocks. And land on them too. It may look like a World War 2 Fighter but absolutely nothing on it is from the 1940's beyond the basic shape of a turbo prop aircraft.
 
Ladies and gentlemen, the colombian air force...

12 Cessna A-37 Dragonflys (light attack aircraft from god damned 1963)
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24 Embraer EMB 314 Super Tucano (prop planes lul)

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21 IAI Kfir (israeli multirole jets from 1976 oy vey)
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from what i know of US doctrine, isn't one of our first priorities crippling the enemy's air-air, land-air, and sea-air defenses? almost none of this hardware would likely even be able to scramble if the US were to launch a military maneuver. wouldn't we just light up the airfields with drones before our planes ever left the tarmac?
 
My boomer dad was a hard core "Scots Nationalist" while also living in America and being literally three generations removed from anyone living in Scotland. He, like a total boomer did that "23 and Me" shit, and it came back informing him the majority of his DNA originated from Sweden. Man, he pretended so hard to not be seething about that for years. Me I don't really give a shit. Thanks to me mum, I'm majority Cornish.
As someone who has historical record proven Scottish lineage and a ancestry.com DNA result that shows a lot of Scandinavian as well, it's more likely that he also has a strong Shetland/Orkney islands background. They were a isolated Scandinavian colony until 1472 when they became part of Scotland and many residents began moving to the main island and spreading roots there as well.
 
this is what the Columbia president wrote
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Honestly, the whole "Please don't treat criminals like criminals" Latin America is doing is insanely retarded. "No! Not handcuffs on a 5 hour plan ride! It is barbaric!" You know what is barbaric? Sending your rape monkeys to fuck with other countries, nigger.
Like I said... They're demoralized, the idea they have and cannot NOT have is "Brown people are allowed to come to the US, Live in the US, Work in the US." Any outside information is just rejected outright, like they can't even comprehend it.

Damn they were already doing pretty decent, I'd say. But with all things considered this is gonna get pretty hard hitting.
1500/day
365 days
547,500 deportations.

547500/year
4 years
2,190,000 deportations throughout his entire term.

The number commonly given for illegals in the US is ~11,000,000 but we know Biden was letting in hundreds of thousands a month at least for 4 years. The actual number is probably closer to 30-45 million.

For the record, that means he needs to get that number up to about 7,500 just to clear out the 11 million bullshit number. 21,000 to clear out the more likely 30 million number. And that's assuming no days off, 7 days a week, no lawfare preventing the deportations, no midterm fuckery. (Of course, it also assumes no self-deportation.)

Part of fixing a problem is recognizing how bad it is. Trump needs to be yeeting 10,000-20,000 illegals A DAY for his entire term to clean this mess up.

He's going to have to do something else to amplify and accelerate this process. Go after employers, educators, and other collaborators, maybe? Surely there's anti-slavery laws on the books he can nail restaurants or construction sites with for hiring illegals?
 
Put my dick in it. I am ready!

Seriously, the Super Tucano is legit. Its a turbo prop for a reason. It can take off on shitty jungle air strips that are just dirt and rocks. And land on them too. It may look like a World War 2 Fighter but absolutely nothing on it is from the 1940's beyond the basic shape of a turbo prop aircraft.
Shhhhh, its okay. I like the Super Tucano, too.

I simply couldn't help myself.
 
Ladies and gentlemen, the colombian air force...

12 Cessna A-37 Dragonflys (light attack aircraft from god damned 1963)
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24 Embraer EMB 314 Super Tucano (prop planes lul)

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21 IAI Kfir (israeli multirole jets from 1976 oy vey)
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If Columbia was a playable nation in War Thunder, you could unlock their entire tech tree over a weekend of free-to-play.

This is probably only funny if you play War Thunder.
 
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