The NFL Thread

[Meat Target]

I get the Swifties are annoying and all (especially when you live in Chiefs Kingdom and now have to deal with such bandwagoners), but is KC really that obnoxious that y'all now will pull for Philly? The city with America's most churlish sports fans who throw batteries at their own players and booed Santa Claus?

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

Wait until Travis proposes to Taylor after the game and on live television. (I'd add more shitty emojis but my gag reflex is kicking in.)

Oh God, if that happens may Roger Goodell be so excited by how perfect it's all gone for him that he pops a blood vessel in his brain and dies.

I get the Swifties are annoying and all (especially when you live in Chiefs in Chiefs Kingdom and now have to deal with such bandwagoners), but is KC really that obnoxious that y'all now will pull for Philly? The city with America's most churlish sports fans who throw batteries at their own players and booed Sanra Claus?

Look here's the thing: I'm near Philly, and I love the fans of the Brotherly Shove. The Chiefs have hit an insufferable Event Horizon, where it's a fatal mix of the Brady era Patriot dominance, but with Swifties and the Mahones fellatio rubbing in the face (pun intended) of anyone who wants to watch football. I'm happy Andy Reid finally struck gold, the man suffered in Eagleland, but KC is just so fucking obnoxious and forced down the average NFL fans throat that the gag reflex is going off.

tl;dr I hope Patrick Mahomes breaks his ankle and Andy Reid chokes on a donut hole. And may Kelce die in a fiery car crash with his bitchy, talentless GF in the passenger seat.

 

[Meat Target]

Wait until Travis proposes to Taylor after the game and on live television. (I'd add more shitty emojis but my gag reflex is kicking in.)

Travis said this is probably gonna be his final season, so get ready for the storybook ending.

 

[Schwarzwald]

I get the Swifties are annoying and all (especially when you live in Chiefs Kingdom and now have to deal with such bandwagoners), but is KC really that obnoxious

Yes.

 

[Local Fed]

I get the Swifties are annoying and all (especially when you live in Chiefs in Chiefs Kingdom and now have to deal with such bandwagoners), but is KC really that obnoxious that y'all now will pull for Philly? The city with America's most churlish sports fans who throw batteries at their own players and booed Sanra Claus?

I'd root for a gonorrhea diagnosis over Kansas City and the Taylor Swift stuff so rooting for the Eagles over them sounds reasonable to me.

 

[Señora Airi]

I get the Swifties are annoying and all (especially when you live in Chiefs Kingdom and now have to deal with such bandwagoners), but is KC really that obnoxious that y'all now will pull for Philly? The city with America's most churlish sports fans who throw batteries at their own players and booed Sanra Claus?

Nigga I am obligated to root against the Chiefs

 

[Hunter Hearst Helmsley]

Kelce related drama is old news in Philadelphia. I want daily tabloid updates on the love life of Cam Jurgens now.

 

[Major Filth]

I get the Swifties are annoying and all (especially when you live in Chiefs Kingdom and now have to deal with such bandwagoners), but is KC really that obnoxious that y'all now will pull for Philly? The city with America's most churlish sports fans who throw batteries at their own players and booed Sanra Claus?

I don't think you understand. We are pulling for whoever will stop the Chiefs from three-peating. If that's the Eagles, so be it. If it's the San Quentin All-Stars armed with tire irons, so be it. If it's the Whichevahdafuk tribe suing them into oblivion for their racist hand gestures? So be it.

This is the most propped-up bullshit story the NFL has ever written, and that's saying something. The 80s Cowboys, the 90s 9ers, and the 00s Pats have *nothing* on this level of deference. I don't want to say it's only because Mahomes is a mulatto, but all the "It Takes All Of Us" and "End Racism" bullshit makes it hard not to.

Essentially, if the Chiefs plane goes down in a storm on the way to New Orleans, I'll mourn for the loss of life. I won't mourn the loss of watching what were sure to be the shittiest calls in all of Super Bowl history.

 

[俺たちファームズでノッテる]

FLYYYYYY EAGLES FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

that y'all now will pull for Philly?

Embrace the hate. Relish in the lamentations of loosing by one score and the clamoring of refball.

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

I get the Swifties are annoying and all (especially when you live in Chiefs Kingdom and now have to deal with such bandwagoners), but is KC really that obnoxious that y'all now will pull for Philly? The city with America's most churlish sports fans who throw batteries at their own players and booed Santa Claus?

I don't want the Eagles to win, I want the Cheafs to lose. No one wants a three-peat, especially of a team that makes the dynasties of old look tolerable and has got the refs in their pocket.

 

[Meat Target]

tl;dr I hope Patrick Mahomes breaks his ankle and Andy Reid chokes on a donut hole. And may Kelce die in a fiery car crash with his bitchy, talentless GF in the passenger seat.

I'd root for a gonorrhea diagnosis over Kansas City and the Taylor Swift stuff so rooting for the Eagles over them sounds reasonable to me.

Nigga I am obligated to root against the Chiefs

Well, damn.

When you spend 50 years as the lolcows of the NFL, then win 3 Owls in 5 years, it takes a while to adopt the heel-turn.

 

[Americunt]

I get the Swifties are annoying and all (especially when you live in Chiefs Kingdom and now have to deal with such bandwagoners), but is KC really that obnoxious that y'all now will pull for Philly? The city with America's most churlish sports fans who throw batteries at their own players and booed Santa Claus?

Eat shit, Go Birds. Mahomo hasn't had a taste of the Vic Fangio experience yet.

As annoying as Philly can be, we'll never be a dynasty, but we'll almost always be in a position to tarnish the legacy of one when we make it to the big game, so yah, of course people are going to root for us over you faggot.

 

[Ensok]

I aint even angry anymore, not until next season begins at least. The Superbowl is now about as relevant as the Oscars.

 

[Local Fed]

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Well, damn.

When you spend 50 years as the lolcows of the NFL, then win 3 Owls in 5 years, it takes a while to adopt the heel-turn.

I am working with the infamous occultist, Styhexenhammer666, to put another curse upon those who step foot in Louisiana.

 

[Meat Target]

Eat shit, Go Birds. Mahomo hasn't had a taste of the Vic Fangio experience yet.

As annoying as Philly can be, we'll never be a dynasty, but we'll almost always be in a position to tarnish the legacy of one when we make it to the big game, so yah, of course people are going to root for us over you faggot.

Reid's fat ass will devour your greasy wop to finalize your humiliation and secure his apotheosis.

You think cheesesteak and gabagool are any match for this man?

 

[Iron Hamster]

booed Santa Claus?

Booed Santa? lmao. They pelted him with ice balls.


I do want to see Saq B run roughshod over the Chiefs and make Mara cry.

 

[Americunt]

Booed Santa? lmao. They pelted him with ice balls.

Damn Straight, problem?

Reid's fat ass will devour your greasy wop to finalize your humiliation and secure his apotheosis.

I can't wait until I never have to hear "Bundlerooski?!" ever again. If we lose though, make no mistake you're getting Sirriani in a few years, and whoever he hires as OC will come to Philly to win us another SB a few years after that, sorry I don't make the rules.

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

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Well, damn.

When you spend 50 years as the lolcows of the NFL, then win 3 Owls in 5 years, it takes a while to adopt the heel-turn.

Bro, Philly teams have been lolcows in various sports for a century now, you think I'm gonna hand you any sympathy? And I don't even fucking care about sports, I just hate having to hear about Mahomes, Kelce, Swift, all of them. I'm perfectly fine with you enjoying your victories, that's understandable, but the last three years have made them as hated as the Pats ever were.

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

I get the Swifties are annoying and all (especially when you live in Chiefs Kingdom and now have to deal with such bandwagoners), but is KC really that obnoxious that y'all now will pull for Philly? The city with America's most churlish sports fans who throw batteries at their own players and booed Santa Claus?

Forgive my autism, but to put this in wrestling terms - the Chiefs constantly making the Superbowl is akin to Face Roman Reigns constantly getting to Main Event Wrestlemania. The first time was fine, but the act got stale fast, and now it just feels forced so people are cheering for anyone but them.

Personally, I'm Team Giant Meteor and hope both teams lose.

Booed Santa? lmao. They pelted him with ice balls.

Philly also killed hitchBOT. They don't deserve nice things either.